tkdguy 3,094 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Godfather Meets Cooking TV: Don Corleone! Cake Boss! Speak softly, love, so no one hears us but the sky The Stollen we have baked will last until we die Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Balabanto 520 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Angel Heart of Darkness Gojiras in the Mist (With an Orson Welles Voiceover) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
matrix3 73 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Angel Heart of Darkness Gojiras in the Mist (With an Orson Welles Voiceover) Gorillas in the Mists of Avalon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Egyptoid 112 Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares "There is no Danae, only Zoolander" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 3,094 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Ace of Cakes Ventura Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 3,094 Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Want a real nightmare? How about this: Jar Jar Binks performing the Dance of the Seven Veils Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shadowcat1313 171 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares ewww... I get this image of Jabba telling Luke "I see what we have here is a failure to communicate" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Balabanto 520 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Three Men and Rosemary's Baby Ridley Scott's Prometheus, Man of La Mancha Don Quixote, the Godfather Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Egyptoid 112 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Totoro helps steal a Submarine, and uses it to carry illicit cargo... KIKI'S SILENT DELIVERY SERVICE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zen Archer 12 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Jay-Z and Silent Bob Dylan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 3,094 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Pinky and Spock's Brain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Balabanto 520 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Spy Fiction and Science Fiction Collide Peter Cushing is Doctor No in... Doctor No and the Dalek Invasion of Earth It's no hands versus no feet in a weird battle for SPECTRE to save the world! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dmjalund 1,117 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Robert Pattinson as the 12th Doctor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Balabanto 520 Posted January 28, 2013 Report Share Posted January 28, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Robert Pattinson as Sigfried in "Twilight of the Gods." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zen Archer 12 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Twilight gang remake Casablanca. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 3,094 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Years ago I had an idea to mix several commercials at once. It went something like this. A man and his young son are sitting in the back of a limousine. The boy is munching on Oreos and drinking milk. He offers his father a cookie. "Very kind of you, Timmy," says Dad, and he takes a bite. "Very nice, but there's something missing here..." "Can you guess what it is?" Timmy takes a sip of milk to give Dad a hint. "I see what you mean." The limo stops under a "Got Milk?" sign next to another limo. Dad addresses the man in the other car. "Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?" Timmy facepalms. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Egyptoid 112 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Twilight gang remake Casablanca. and they all wear crocs while doing so, and the product placement is the geico gecko. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 3,094 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Mega Shark vs. Giant Octomom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Egyptoid 112 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares What about a complex movie, RPG campaign, or video game (take your pick) where all of the following movies apply equally. 1 2001: A Space Odyssey 1968 2 Star Wars 1977 3 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982 4 A Clockwork Orange 1971 5 Day the Earth Stood Still 1951 6 Blade Runner 1982 7 Alien 1979 8 Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991 9 Invasion of Body Snatchers 1956 10 Back to the Future 1985 So, to sum up: The monolith lets us know that the force is with us as we have first contact in our ultra-violent dystopia, while across town a more militarized 1st contact has taken place in that dystopia filled with replicants but secretly out in the suburbs xenomorphs are competing with berserkers and plant pods to kill a boy who's going to escape in a Delorean anyways. Its AFI's top ten rolled into one cross-genre nightmare. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 3,094 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Zero Dark Shadows The Hobbit Avengers The Hunger Game of Thrones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kahuna's bro 53 Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Hunger Game of Thrones that sounds like it ould make a good parody Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Balabanto 520 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Honey Bo-Bo-Bobobo La Cage Au Fraggle Rock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tkdguy 3,094 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Honey Bo-Bo-Bobobo Not very much makes me wince nowadays. That one did the trick! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dmjalund 1,117 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Zero-Dork-Thirty: The decade long search for thw worls most wanted man -Wally Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Balabanto 520 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Not very much makes me wince nowadays. That one did the trick! One of my friends actually asked me how I could do that to him. Knew it was a winner. Cowboy Bebop at the Whistle Stop Cafe American Pie of Dune (Stilfer's Bene Gesserit, anyone?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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