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I once did a parody with Ben Stein solving Sauron's "red eye" problem with a certain brand of eye drops. I don't think I can post it here, though.

 

But what about a LOTR musical? I can see Sauron singing a few songs. Here are the lyrics of one that comes to mind.

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thought you guys might enjoy this Pulp Fiction as if written by Shakespeare obviously caution is advised as there is some strong Elizabethan style language.

 

Julius: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?

Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.

Allow me, then, to offer a retort.

Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.

Brett: What?

Julius: What country dost thou hail from?

Brett: What?

Julius: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What!

I know but naught of thy strange country What.

What language speak they in the land of What?

Brett: What?

Julius: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?

Brett: Aye!

Julius: Then hearken to my words and answer them!

Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!

Brett: What?

(JULIUS presses his knife to BRETT's throat)

Julius: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!

I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!

I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!

Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,

If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',

Of Marsellus Wallace!

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Snow White and the Seven Fathers of the Dwarves: The Disney version of The Silmarillion.

 

But moving on to other genres:

 

Ensign Pulver and the Temple of Doom

 

Twelve O'Clock Shanghai Noon

 

Singing in the Black Rain

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