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Re: Genre-crossover nightmares

 

reese witherspoon ninja HEROine

[no disrespect to r.w. but she's the last person i'd expect to have NINJA skills ,self defense skills yes but not ninja skillls

 

Title: Legally Blonde Ninja?

 

Wherein the title character from the Legally Blonde movies goes on a junkett to Japan and thwarts ninjas with her excessive cuteness and silly handbag-dog. :ugly:

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We could set one in the music world called

 

Spice Girls Against Boys II Men Without Hats

 

And do the Safety Dance to it, maybe. Accompanied by a dwarf with a lute in a jester's outfit on May Day in an English country village.

 

C'mon, c'mon . . . someone must have got that joke.

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And do the Safety Dance to it, maybe. Accompanied by a dwarf with a lute in a jester's outfit on May Day in an English country village.

 

C'mon, c'mon . . . someone must have got that joke.

 

Here, have a Vegimite Sandwich.

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And do the Safety Dance to it, maybe. Accompanied by a dwarf with a lute in a jester's outfit on May Day in an English country village.

 

C'mon, c'mon . . . someone must have got that joke.

 

We can go where we want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.

 

*Makes spastic quasi-S arm motion as a dance*

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Jar Jar Binks and Juliet

 

To my horror, I just discovered that you can substitute "Jar-Jar" for Ernest in any of the following titles:

 

 

  • Jar-Jar Goes to Camp
     

  • Jar-Jar Saves Christmas
     

  • Jar-Jar Goes to Jail
     

  • Jar-Jar Scared Stupid
     

  • Jar-Jar Rides Again
     

  • Jar-Jar Goes to School
     

  • Slam Dunk Jar-Jar
     

  • Jar-Jar Goes to Africa
     

  • Jar-Jar in the Army

With profuse apologies to the late Jim Varney.

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To my horror, I just discovered that you can substitute "Jar-Jar" for Ernest in any of the following titles:

 

You can do it for almost any movie...

 

The Unsinkable Jar Jar Binks

 

Jar Jar Binks Day Off

 

when Jar Jar Binks met sally

 

There's something about Jar Jar.

 

The Binks Identity

 

Jar Jar Binks and the Cocolate Factory

 

A fish called Jar Jar

Jar Jar Binks and the temple of doom

 

Meet Jar Jar Binks

 

the legend of Jar Jar Binks

 

The assasination of billy the kid by the coward Jar Jar Binks.

 

Jar Jar Binks vs. Predator

 

Alien vs. Jar Jar Binks

 

Jar Jar Gump

 

Jar Jar Binks and the Holy Grail

 

Jar Jar and Hutch

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