Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Find Your *** Detect Buttocks, Discriminatory (Touch Sense Group), Gestures (both hands), OAF Roadmap "This is your ***. THIS is a hole in the ground. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!" Oh Zeus, You Randy Bastard You!: Shapeshift into whatever form will enable you to screw the person you have a temporary interest in, whether through charm, force, deception or simple stealth ("Why is that duck climbing my leg? How is he even doing it? Ducks can't climb -- oh my....") PLUS Transform: Human to Impregnated Human, which means that your willing, unwilling or merely bewildered paramour is going to give birth to your divinely-powered offspring. Even if they aren't fertile that day. Even if they're MALE, which is REALLY going to confuse them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curufea Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas That should be linked to a curse of unluck - the child will either have a terrible life, or be forced to go on great quests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Summon Gun Bunny: A rabbit appears. Other than the metal tube poking out of its head, and the trigger and trigger guard poking from its tummy, it's an ordinary rabbit. If you can catch it, and point its head towards a target, you can pull the trigger, which causes a bullet to be fired. It also makes the rabbit explode, killing it. It is, obviously, a one-shot weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curufea Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Create Gummi Golem Requires 1000gp worth of sugar and gelatine. Flavour to taste. Similar to other golems but its powers are sticky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortay Mirlor Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Create Air Transform, food and water into air. Heck, just the reverse of all those "create food and water" spells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale A. Ward Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Create Gummi Golem Requires 1000gp worth of sugar and gelatine. Flavour to taste. Similar to other golems but its powers are sticky ~holds nose... runs from room~ ~also throws a handful of rep~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortay Mirlor Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas OK, Now I'll Touch It: For all those things you wouldn't touch with a 10' pole---here's an 11' pole! Transform, Air into 11' pole (Major), 3d6, Std. Effect (+0) (Active 45), Gestures (-1/4), Incantations (-1/4), Extra Time (Full Phase, -1/2), Total cost: 22 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John-Walton Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Pills that Mother gives You don't do Anything at All. - - - transforms dry spell components or foci into useless chalk tablets. Hookah smoking Caterpillar Has given You the Call - - - message delivery service via some creature least likely to inpsire belief in message recipient. White Knight is Talking Backwards - - - the more god and/or heroic the target's Psych disads are, the more garbled his communications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortay Mirlor Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Flesh to Plush: Turns living animals (yes! that includes people) into fuzzy surfaced cute dolls. Plush to Flesh: Undoes above spell. Cast onto other plush/fuzzy things the result is YECCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas This is more the way a spell backfired, but... We were out to rescue a wizard who was being held near an artifact that muddled or suppressed magick (thus he couldn't rescue himself.) We were seeking a man with the stereotypical long flowing white locks of hair. We found a man in a cell alright, but he was bald. He told us all his hair fell out when he tried to cast a spell to get out and it misfired. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders how many people will realize WHY it made his hair fall out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monster Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas I Am The Walrus A simple Shapeshift spell developed by northlands mages to disguise themselves as native animals. Less useful in tropical climes. OAF spectacles. You Ain't Nothin But A... Another animal-Shapeshift spell, this one turns the unfortunate victim into a rather unattractive (and unhappy) mutt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: Bizarre Song Ideas I couldn't resist reposting this.... Everybody Must Get Stunned Adding some Rep for seeing filk on my first day here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas The palindromedary wonders how many people will realize WHY it made his hair fall out. I've got nothing. But I'm pretty tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 24, 2006 Report Share Posted July 24, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas The palindromedary wonders how many people will realize WHY it made his hair fall out. He tried to remove locks, and got the wrong sort of locks removed. That was easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas He tried to remove locks, and got the wrong sort of locks removed. That was easy. It's a good thing he didn't try to undo the nuts and bolts that held the cell door on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Ok, I bow to both of you. Basil- rep when I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortay Mirlor Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas He tried to remove locks, and got the wrong sort of locks removed. That was easy. This to do with a bunch of sheep making noise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 25, 2006 Report Share Posted July 25, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Speak With Dad: Allows the caster to ask their father for advice. Unfortunately, it often begins with "When I was your age...." Improved Speak With Dad: As above, but response is usually in cash. Undocumented Servant: Summons a socially invisible helper to perform tasks. Also available in a Wal-mart (245 at a time) version, but the Real Cost rises to $11 million. Magic Missal: Summons a small prayer book, which may be thrown at enemies with complete accuracy, but not when Sister is looking. JoeG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas This to do with a bunch of sheep making noise? Say, Lucius did say "flowing" locks, didn't he! You caught something I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas I Am The Walrus A simple Shapeshift spell developed by northlands mages to disguise themselves as native animals. Less useful in tropical climes. OAF spectacles. They Are The Eggmen A more complicated Transform that alters human biological systems in ways best left uncontemplated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Vision of Unlimited Healing. Images, Mental Illusions, and an Aid to CON and STUN. Mental Illusions combined with the increased CON and STUN (so he doesn't feel the wounds as much) convinces the subject that he is healing wounds as soon as he recieves them. Images makes it look that way to everyone else too, which can be very impressive. Unfortunately, the spell breaks if the subject falls over dead. And if they survive, when the spell ends and they realize how seriously they ARE hurt, hope they don't go after the castor for convincing them to fight on without realizing how badly injured they really were. Lucius Alexander To summon a palindromedary: Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas To summon a palindromedary: Sator Arepo Tenet Opera Rotas Wouldn't that summon a square palindromedary? Or, rather, a cubic one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas You ask "Why a duck?" I ask "Why not?" You can turn inanimate objects into living, albeit alarmingly stupid, ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Wouldn't that summon a square palindromedary? Or' date=' rather, a cubic one?[/quote'] Or maybe a palindromedary in a tesseract. Lucius Alexander To dismiss the palindromedary, repeat the same incantation backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortay Mirlor Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Re: Bizarre Spell Ideas Or maybe a palindromedary in a tesseract. Lucius Alexander To dismiss the palindromedary, repeat the same incantation backwards noitatnacni emas eht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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