Lucius Posted November 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 New Haiku Now Damn insomnia. It may be good for haiku But I need my rest. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary snidely remarks that it doesn't even look that good for haiku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Haiku Hero EB 8d6, Explosion, Armor Piercing (80 Active Points). Logan D. Hurricanes, James Gillen and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Haiku Hero This one is rubbish, I'm lacking inspiration to write a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 27, 2005 Report Share Posted November 27, 2005 Re: Haiku Hero EB 8d6, Explosion, Armor Piercing (80 Active Points). GEEK!! I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Seasonal Haiku I would have written A haiku about Winter - The Censor prevents. I would have written About the snow storm we had - The Censor prevents. I would have written About the freezing rain, but - The Censor prevents. I would have written Bitter cold, fear, danger, pain - The Censor prevents. Only ugly words Mostly those with four letters Do Winter justice. (Insert expletive) (Profane and obscene remark) THAT's for the Censor! Lucius Alexander How many ways can A palindromedary Fit in a haiku? Haven Walkur and James Gillen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Invisible World Haiku Hero Thread drift so extreme! Invisible faeries to Foaming soda cans Thread drift so extreme Might as well go all the way Make it a haiku Lucius Alexander I'll take these haiku And palindromedary To the haiku thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Casey and Andy These are from the absolutely extraordinary web comic Casey and Andy I'm labelling their dialogue C and A for Casey and Andy C Hello, welcome to Casey and Andy's Snooty Discussion hour. A Today's subject is That ancient Japanese art: Haiku poetry First, five syllables Then another seven more Then five at the end C Andy's smoking crack There is no such restriction Haiku is free-form. Though I prefer it Five-Seven-Five is a myth Haiku knows no bounds. A Perhaps there's no rule But there is a tradition Of five-seven-five C Tradition be damned! You establishment lackey! You can't censor me! A Those who came before Know a lot more than you do You arrogant prick! (In this frame the katanas come out) C I will stand no more! Prepare to defend yourself Vile phillistine! A You want some of this? I'll smack the crap out of you! Bring it on, @sstard! (Last frame, a supporting character holds a sign saying Error Type 3: Dueling and says) Experiencing Technical difficulties Sorry. Please stand by. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary wonders if we'll be able to get by the censors ourselves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Haiku Hero Casey and Andy Ending far too soon - I hope Not forever, though! I thank Andy Weir His years of work made the Web A funnier place Lucius Alexander The palindromedary observes a minute of silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Haiku Hero Casey and Andy Ending far too soon - I hope Not forever, though! I thank Andy Weir His years of work made the Web A funnier place Lucius Alexander The palindromedary observes a minute of silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero Transdimensional! So the Campaign Lies Bleeding, Balance shall be mourned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Seasonal Haiku I would have written A haiku about Winter - The Censor prevents. I would have written About the snow storm we had - The Censor prevents. I would have written About the freezing rain, but - The Censor prevents. I would have written Bitter cold, fear, danger, pain - The Censor prevents. Only ugly words Mostly those with four letters Do Winter justice. (Insert expletive) (Profane and obscene remark) THAT's for the Censor! Lucius Alexander How many ways can A palindromedary Fit in a haiku? Just four days later Terror and misery struck Collision of cars. How strange it seems now! Looking back at last winter Prophetic Haiku! Lucius Alexander So many ways I Fit "palindromedary" Into a haiku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero Mathematical Incompetence prevents my Haiku mastery. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUBA Hero Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero The following is NOT mine; I read it at The Sandbox at the Doonesbury comic site. I thought it worth sharing. ************************ HAIKU Name: Jeff Posting date: 10/25/06 Stationed in: Baghdad Hometown: Montana The sun is setting Leisurely strolling along To my sweet trailer Barbed wire and dirt Tanks and armored vehicles Wear your safety belt Who will be in charge? Six bosses for each worker An army of one Pictures of rainbows Covering the concrete wall Damn hippie chow hall What's this chow hall food? Thirty dollars, KBR? Powdered milk and eggs Feeling faint, dizzy Luckily the sign tells Me to drink water I sit on my ass On this very secure FOB A bronze star I'll get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero Who was that guy who Long ago suggested I Need a "haiku-lonic?" Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks he's better forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero At first there are five. Seven more follow after. Then five more syllab- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero There are seventeen Syllables, three lines - is there A twelve step program? Lucius Alexander And a stubborn palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero There are seventeen Syllables, three lines - is there A twelve step program? Lucius Alexander And a stubborn palindromedary Sorry my Palindomedary friend, but I've never been overly fond of haikus. Want a KoL limerick? "So you meet this gelatinous cube, and it roars 'I'll absorb you, you rube!' You: 'We'll see about that!' as you hammer it flat, and end up with a puddle of lube." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero They call me the Hyper-Man, They call me the Hyper-man, I suck at Haiku When I drink Mountain Dew, They call me the Hyper-Man. My apologies to any Popeye fans out there Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Haiku Hero I actually really like that Hyper-Man one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Haiku Hero Need new character. Samurai needs background skills. PS: Haiku, yes! Lucius Alexander How many ways can A palindromedary Fit in a haiku? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Oni Haiku Quiet summer day All that disturbs the pine wood Is a scream-thud!-crunch! Lucius Alexander Just this once, I'm not going to make a palindromedary haiku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Haiku Hero Flat on my back; but When I catch that ninja, he’ll Eat his *##! marbles. Lucius Alexander Just this twice, I'm not going to make a palindromedary haiku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 More Oni Haiku Your blade is well honed Enjoy my bright crimson blood In your last moments. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks it would work as samurai haiku, ninja haiku... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Haiku Hero The word palindrome Why isn't it written down The same way backwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curufea Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Haiku Hero Not nearly so bad as onomatopoeia which nothing sounds like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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