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One of Mr. Terrific's forms is just about completely indestructible; one of his "day jobs" is doing controlled-flight-into-ground high-performance aircraft tests. A film of him doing just that, then walking out of the burning wreckage and accepting the product, is a pretty obvious shtick.

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Eagle's Claw:

 

Would go out & try to fight crime looking like the Champions Comic Book Character Seeker

 

Markman (Also known as Arrowsmith & Bowman) is probably to serious to get involved, but if not he would probably dance around in a bear's costume while riding a tricicle till he figured out a way to get out of it

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Blackberry would look directly at the camera, then at the person holding the Bar, then look back at the camera.

 

Then she'd pout, and look piteously at the Klondike Bar.

 

 

...I'd give the Klondike holder 5 seconds before caving at that point, 10 at the outside.

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Admittedly, it would take some of my characters to get a serious infusion of a sense of humor but the line "it's for charity" tends to work wonders.

 

Lady Silver (mage): travel through a series of dimenions, each dangerous in a silly way, while she chases down a Klondike bar. Or, have her toss in "eye of newt, tongue of toad, sweat of dragon" (with a wrinkled nose), and other stuff before POOF, out comes a Klondike bar!

 

Nova: alien energy projector- fly through a series of obstacles (fiery rings, slamming walls, superimposed graphically against the Blue Angels) before claiming the prize

 

Starknight: as the resident GL analogue, lots of images of her flying through space would work well. Maybe have a made up villain steal the bar and she has to fly into a black hole.

 

Tyr: think Thor only very, very serious. With a surprisingly good voice, just have him sing a silly, silly song like "I'm a little teapot, short and stout."

 

Titan: keeps building cool electronics like a PS4, 200 inch HD TV with built in cable, etc before letting the announcer use his armor. As the commercial ends, Titan is enjoying the bar while the announcer is careening all over the screen, unable to control the armor

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Hmm...

 

Pyre-Archer: "I'd fight the Legion of Foxbat Clones" (Cue 10,000 Foxbats teleporting in).

 

Eric Chambers (Post Apocalypse) "Gimme the (bleepered) Bar before I...what, I can't use that? Oh, come on...fine. *Sigh* I'd pants Nature Boy over there. One sec while I swap my sword for an axe..."

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Low-Rent (if in heroic identity) would ham it up a bit, looking sad that he couldn't actually eat the bar without revealing his identity.

 

John Smith would simply say he's done just about every dirty job around for minimum wage, how much further could you debase him by making him beg for ice cream?

 

Matt "It-was-funny-in-rehearsal" Frisbee

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Dr. Damascus would alter the Heavans and Earth for a Super Klondike Bar. ( And then put it back when he was done )

 

Senor Mysterio would leap off of a steel cage through three tables for a Klondike bar...

 

I don't want to think of what Bingo the Clowno would do... Really, I wouldn't...

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Sable: "Hmmmm... okay, I'd dress up as Barbie's stupid little sister, but I get to eat the Klondike while I'm tiny." *weasel-toothed grin*

 

(Sable is my shrinking sneaky-sneaky anthropomorphic weasel.)

 

First and Foremost, this character concept gets two thumbs up from me. I may steal it. :thumbup: :thumbup:

 

That said, new character Quantum Kitsune would do ... darn near anything. She wants to break into showbusiness (mostly acting, at that), and has no concept of shame or dignity, so she'd be willing to do anything that didn't involve physical pain. :)

 

(She would, however, try very hard to pull that 6 or less chance to activate her Triplication power, so she'd get THREE Klondike bars out of it ... then recombine so she wouldn't have to share!)

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Quetzelcoatl would hang by his tail from a helicopter and then attempt an acrobatic flip up and -

 

Oh, wait. He already did that. That's how he got killed.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary notes that Lucius is working, off and on, on a new character, not that he's likely to be able to play for the next couple of months....

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You have been hired, for whatever reason, to do a klondike bar commercial. What would your character do for a Super Klondike Bar? (50%bigger then the normal Klondike Bar)

 

 

Brilliant ;)

 

Gaze- Seeks to make his ego roll against his normal 'ethical mentlist' psych liim, and probably succeeds.

Mind control at work, "And now you shall yield unto the eye the bar, you must, it is crucial to solving a crime of utmost importance."

Then he ponders erasing the memories, so none will ever know ;)

 

Aquatic If a young lady by name of Meghan is offering the SuperKlondike bar while not wearing much, he'd do just about anything she asked. Actually, if she's in something skimpy she doesn't NEED the Superklondike bar ;)

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Bunny, the long-eared furry woman who arrived on Earth after having modelled her body to the dimensions of the most popular women on the planet, would, very probably, start whispering what she'd do for, with, and using the Klondike Bar in the questioner's ear... who, before very long, would thrust it into her hands, screaming "Take it! Just /take it/!" before fleeing to preserve his life (or at least sanity, and a few other abstract principles)...

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Voltage: Would fly high into the sky, strip out of his costume, and buzz all the girls' dorms at MCU while naked. Then he would land beside the announcer and say, "Now that I've gotten my daily 'constitutional' out of the way, what was that about a Klondike Bar?"

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Shidoku would turn to the anncoucer (back to the camera), open her top...and take the bar while he was stunned.

 

Tao wouldn't do anything much, She doesn't see a need for food that perishable. Its inefficent.

 

Eve loves ice cream! She'd dance, she'd sing, she'd plead... all with big cute sparkly robot eyes...

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Firedrake: Would Fire-carve an elaborate ice sculpture of Cinderella's Castle... And then whimper when the Klondike bar kept melting as it neared his mouth.

Ion: Not a chance. Positive is too secretive, and Negative has a twisted sense of humor.

Quantum Cat: Picks the bar off of the table, looks up, sees piano falling on him. Picks the bar off of the table, looks at the dark tunnel, sees train coming at him. Picks the bar off of the table, looks down, falls into Grand Canyon. (You get the idea)

The PC: Wait a minute! First you got me fighting spandex, now I have to do commercials? What kind of crazy world.. is.. this.. mint?

Okay, what do I have to do?

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Bunny' date=' the long-eared furry woman who arrived on Earth after having modelled her body to the dimensions of the most popular women on the planet, would, very probably, start whispering what she'd do for, with, and using the Klondike Bar in the questioner's ear... who, before very long, would thrust it into her hands, screaming "Take it! Just /take it/!" before fleeing to preserve his life (or at least sanity, and a few other abstract principles)...[/quote']

hehe... I was waiting for that!

:eg:

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Luna Moth: (After making sure that she would be allowed leave the studio without a police escort.) Would allow herself to be chased across the rooftops and through the sky by the cops, only to be caught when she swoops down to grab the bar. Ending scene in the commercial depict her sitting in the back of a police cruiser eating the Super Klondike Bar.

 

The Flying Kittens, a set of luck-altering 9-year-old triplets, would each receive a bar and be asked to go enjoy the ice cream on the other side of town after the third camera explodes. The idiot who hired them for the commercial would be looking for a new job, if he wasn't in the hospital already. What they would try to do is get into a kittenish play-fight over a single bar.

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Bearcat: Snik!!! Out pop the claws and smiles. Sane Wolverine

 

Flame: goes and buy one. Teen-age Human Torch.

 

Snowfall: walk away. Female Ice man.

 

Recoil: laugh then walk away. Air/Earth elemental.

 

Si Mon: give them a Namor like stare and then fly away. Aquaman/Namor hybrid.

 

Ca'Rom Holt: What is this? Alien humanoid w/wings.

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