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Here's a couple of ideas for some song-based DC NPCs:

 

Space Monkey Mafia: From the Billy Joel song "We Didn't Start The Fire"; and yes, I

know that the line in the song is referring to two different things, but they go togeth-

er in a weird sort of way, especially if it's for a DC/SH campaign.

 

Cool...and stolen. :thumbup:

 

-Carl-

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I do have to admit, though, the first time that I heard that particular line, the image

that came to mind was of a chimpanzee and a gorilla dressed like the mobster char-

acters from the old Looney Tunes cartoon with Bugs Bunny.

 

 

Major Tom 2009 :cool:

 

But with those transparent bubble helmets with antennae....

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Galactic Palindromedary Assassins

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clyde the camel

 

 

One thing that Clyde should definitely have is enough inches of Running to outrun your

average, run-of-the-mill camel (or an entire army of said camels intent upon re-enact-

ing the Charge of the Rohirrim). And let's not forget to give poor Clyde enough END to

fuel that Running for just long enough to get his passengers across the border, and

away from the Sultan's army ( :eek: ).

 

 

Major Tom 2009 :eg:

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A CHALLENGE! I considered doing this one, but I've got too many other things to work on right now, so I'm posting these lyrics here for anyone who'd like to do a character based on this song. I suspect the final result may be on par with Dr. Destroyer....

 

ATOM BOMB

lyrics by Fluke

 

Baby's got an atom bomb

A motherf*****g atom bomb

Twenty two megaton

You've never seen so much fun

 

Baby got a poison gas

Baby got a heart attacks

Baby got a pain on tap

Baby gimme some of that

 

Baby got a nobel prize

Given for the perfect crime

Baby got an alibi

Baby got eight more lives

 

Baby got a satellite

Baby got second sight

Baby got a master plan

A foolproof master plan

 

Baby got purple hair

Baby got a secret lair

Baby got an army there

I ain't ever seen baby scared

 

(Gimme some of that)

(Gimme some of that)

 

Baby got a crystal ball

Baby doesn't care at all

Baby's having too much fun

Baby got an atom bomb

 

Baby got a fleet at sea

And a submarine called Emergency

She got a motorcade

She got a monorail

Going coast to coast on a campaign trail

Playing deck of cards in an armored car

She got a kung fu star as a bodyguard

She got a juju charm

She got a magic spell

She got a genie all three is working well

She got a tv show

She got a shopping mall

She got a miracle, she doesn't want at all

She got a monument at a great expense

She got a head of state and a president

She got destiny, she got supremacy

She got everything from A - Z

She got it all down tight, she got nothing wrong

She got the whole wide world singing baby's song

 

And here's the music video:

 

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The drummer boy from Dire Straits' The Man's too Strong would make a good villain.

 

Picture an ex military leader, charismatic and persuasive to the point of mind control. Flush with misappropriated cash, a fanatical army at his command and his own compound

 

I'm just an aging drummer boy         PS Musician
And in the wars I used to play        Combat Skill Levels; Tactics
And I've called the tune              Military Rank
To many a torture session             Interrogation
Now they say I am a war criminal      Distinctive Features
And I'm fading away                   Age Reduced CHR
Father please hear my confession      Social Lim: Publicly Religious

I have legalised robbery              Bureaucratics; Perks: Govt official, Low Justice
Called it belief                      +PRE; Charm
I have run with the money             Security Systems (evading)
I have hid like a thief               Stealth and Concealment
I have re-written history             KS: History; Oratory
With my armies of my crooks           Followers
Invented memories                     Persuasion; Mind Control
I did burn all the books              Suppress KS
And I can still hear his laughter     perk: connected
And I can still hear his song         Psych Lim Haunted
The man's too big
The man's too strong                  Hunted by The Man

Well I have tried to be meek
And I have tried to be mild           Psych Lim: Agressive
But I spat like a woman
And I sulked like a child
I have lived behind walls             Base
That have made me alone
Striven for peace
Which I never have known              Soc Limitation: Warrior
And I can still hear his laughter
And I can still hear his song
The man's too big
The man's too strong

Well the sun rose on the courtyard
And they all did hear him say
You always was a Judas                 Negative Reputation
But I got you anyway
You may have got your silver           Perk: Wealthy
But I swear upon my life
Your sister gave me diamonds
And I gave them to your wife           Rivalry: Romantic '
Oh Father please help me
For I have done wrong
The man's too big
The man's too strong

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I am almost surprised nobody has suggested a couple of shapeshifter/shaman characters from the Beatles

 

 

Boris the Spider

I am the Walrus

 

What surprised me is that I finally did.

 

Boris is a song by The Who' date=' and has nothing to do with a shape shifter. As for [i']I am the Walrus[/i], I'm not sure if you can do anything with that.

 

It wasn't easy!!

 

But nothing is too strange for Lucius Alexander!

 

Seconded.

 

Wouldn't touch the Walrus with a 10' pole unless you want to stat up John Lennon for some reason. :)

 

As for Boris, surely that are stats for spiders in the Bestiary or something that would cover it.

 

David

 

Oddly enough I posted a spider here but based on "Itsy Bitsy Spider."

 

But never mind that - on to my bizarre Champions character!

 

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Semolina Pilchard, AKA The Eggman, AKA The Walrus

 

Val Char Cost Roll Notes

15 STR 5 12- Lift 200.0kg; 3d6 [1]

18 DEX 16 13- OCV: 6/DCV: 5

13 CON 3 12-

9 BODY -1

18 INT 8 13- PER Roll 13-

13 EGO 3 12- ECV: 3 - 5

20 PRE 10 13- PRE Attack: 4d6

 

 

15 PD 3 Total: 15 PD (10 rPD)

15 ED 3 Total: 15 ED (10 rED)

4 SPD 20 Phases: 3, 6, 9, 12

6 REC 2

25 END 1

26 STUN 3 Total Characteristic Cost: 104

 

Movement:

 

Running: 6m/12m

Flight: 7m/28m

Leaping: 2m/4m

Swimming:12m/24m

 

Cost Powers END

28 I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together: Shape Shift (Sight, Hearing and Touch Groups, any shape), Imitation, Instant Change, Costs END Only To Change Shape (+1/4), Persistent (+1/4) (64 Active Points); Concentration (0 DCV; Must pass through an egg shape when changing form; -1/2), Extra Time (Full Phase, Only to Activate, -1/4), Requires A Roll (Skill roll, -1 per 20 Active Points modifier; -1/4), Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long (Failed roll means shape is "off" somehow - improbable skin color, grotesquely long face, etc; -1/4) 5

Notes: When changing form, must first revert to an egg-shape and then "hatch" forth in the new form.

 

29 Sitting on a cornflake: Shrinking (0.0156 m tall, 4.768E-5 kg mass, -14 PER Rolls to perceive character, +14 DCV, takes +42m KB), Costs Endurance Only To Activate (+1/4), Normal Mass (retains normal mass; +1/2) (73 Active Points); Extra Time (1 Minute, Only to Activate, -3/4), Concentration (0 DCV; -1/2), Requires A Roll (Skill roll, -1 per 20 Active Points modifier; -1/4) 6

Notes: Assumes egg shape to change size

 

8 See how they fly, like Lucy in the sky: Flight 7m, Position Shift, x4 Noncombat (17 Active Points); Increased Endurance Cost (x2 END; -1/2), Cannot Hover (must move at least 2m per Phase; -1/4), Only In Alternate Identity (Must take a shape with wings; -1/4) 4

 

7 I am the Walrus: Life Support (Expanded Breathing (underwater); Longevity: 200 Years; Safe in High Pressure)

Notes: True form is a walrus-like amphibious alien from another dimension

 

44 I am the egg man: (Total: 50 Active Cost, 44 Real Cost) Resistant Protection (10 PD/10 ED) (Real Cost: 30) plus +10 PD (10 Active Points); Limited Power Does not work against attacks that do BODy (-1/2) (Real Cost: 7) plus +10 ED (10 Active Points); Limited Power Does not work against attacks that do BODy (-1/2) (Real Cost: 7)

 

11 Smoking Chokers: Change Environment (-2 to Sight Group PER Rolls, -2 to Smell/Taste Group PER Rolls, -1 to C Roll or Skill Roll, Long-Lasting 1 Minute), Personal Immunity (+1/4), Area Of Effect (6m Radius; +1/2) (33 Active Points); Increased Endurance Cost (x3 END; -1), No Range (-1/2), Limited Power Full radius underwater, half radius in air (-1/2) 9

 

Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

Maneuver OCV DCV Notes

3 Martial Throw +0 +1 3d6 +v/10, Target Falls

3 Martial Grab -1 -1 Grab Two Limbs, 25 STR for holding on

4 Martial Escape +0 +0 30 STR vs. Grabs

4 Martial Strike +0 +2 5d6 Strike

 

Skills

3 I am the Egg Man: Power 13-

12 Expert Textpert: +1 Overall

3 Waiting for the van to come: Combat Driving 13-

3 I'm crying: Acting 13-

3 Corporation T shirt: Disguise 13-

3 Singing Hare Krishna: Mimicry 13-

3 Mr. City Policeman sitting: Criminology 13-

3 Elementary Penguin: Deduction 13-

3 Crabalocker fishwife: Streetwise 13-

3 Climbing up the Eiffel Tower: Climbing 13-

3 Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye: Forensic Medicine 13-

3 Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun: Conversation 13-

3 Pornographic priestess: Contortionist 13-

3 Don't you think The Joker laughs at you?: Interrogation 13-

Notes: Usually plays "bad cop"

2 WF: Small Arms, See how they run, like pigs from a gun

-1 Goo goo goo joob: Language: English (completely fluent; Has not yet mastered English to Idiomatic level)

 

Total Powers & Skill Cost: 193

Total Cost: 297

 

300+ Disadvantages

250 Base Points

10 Distinctive Features: If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain (Concealable; Noticed and Recognizable; Detectable By Commonly-Used Senses; Normal form is bizarre to Humans, and even when in Human shape, is often - not quite right)

15 Hunted: Pretty little policemen in a row Very Frequently (As Pow; NCI; Limited Geographical Area; PC has a Public ID or is otherwise very easy to find; Watching)

5 Rivalry: Professional (See how they smile, like pigs in a sty; Rival is As Powerful; Seek to Outdo, Embarrass, or Humiliate Rival; Rival Aware of Rivalry; Rivalry with other detectives)

10 Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down: Shapechanging, including possible gender switching; confusion about true gender or if it even HAS gender; plus natural form has TENTACLES. , Infrequently (Extreme: "Refugee from a hentai manga")

0 Stupid bloody Tuesday: Ruby Tuesday Frequently (As powerful as the PC; Useful Noncombat Position or Skills (assigned partner))

10 They are the Egg Men: Misses home dimension and own people (Uncommon; Strong)

 

Total Disadvantage Points: 300

 

Background/History: Semolina Pilchard was a law enforcement officer in a largely aquatic world in another dimension. When he (she? it?) became stranded in Britain, she (he? it?) was first granted asylum as a refugee because no one knew how to send it (she? he?) home, and then eventually was allowed to work as a police officer again - partly because Scotland Yard was anxious to acquire "superpowered" officers to deal with the rising rate of "exotic" crimes.

 

Personality/Motivation: According to the consulting xenopsychologist assigned to Detective Pilchard: Mr. Pilchard shares many traits with the typical Human who goes into detective work. Also, his original culture was spacefaring, or in contact with spacefaring civilizations, accustoming him to other life forms, including some rather like Humans. These factors bode well for his adjustment to his new situation. Further, he credits his relative serenity and acceptance of circumstances to some religion or philosophy that seems to bear an affinity for our Eastern traditions, and speaks sometimes of an underlying identity or unity of all beings. We may confuse or irritate him at times but his fundamental attitude is tolerant of difference. But there can be no doubt that he misses his own kind and would return home if he could.

 

Quote: I am the Egg Man.

 

Powers/Tactics: Detective Pilchard's ability to change shape and size, and to travel by air and water, makes her a living "bug." Part of the friction between Pilchard and her partner Tuesday is Pilchard's impatience with the necessity of getting a warrant before sneaking into some place to search or to eavesdrop. As a combatant, however, she is underpowered for her point level.

 

Campaign Use: At 250 base points plus 50 pts in Complications, The Walrus is very close to the standards for a "low powered" superhero. How it came to be in a superhero version of England is deliberately left vague so as to enable players to create a backstory in keeping with their campaigns.

 

Appearance: Natural form is a walrus like alien, long bodied, with large flippers, and tentacles sprouting from under the flippers that split near the end to form four fingered "hands."

 

The song "I am the Walrus" is by the Beatles. The character of Detective Semolina Pilchard and this character sheet is by

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Copyright Palindromedary Enterprises

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A CHALLENGE! I considered doing this one, but I've got too many other things to work on right now, so I'm posting these lyrics here for anyone who'd like to do a character based on this song. I suspect the final result may be on par with Dr. Destroyer....

 

ATOM BOMB

lyrics by Fluke

 

Baby's got an atom bomb

 

 

But what I want to know is...if she's got her own army and navy, space based assets, and weapons of mass destruction...

 

who is this guy who gets away with calling her "baby" and how is he so incredibly badass - or does he just have the world's biggest pair of stones?!?

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says if she's got a miracle she doesn't want at all, does she mind if we take it?

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Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

 

Val Char Cost Roll Notes

5 STR -5 10- Lift 50.0kg; 1d6

18 DEX 16 13- OCV: 6/DCV: 9

13 CON 3 12-

18 INT 8 13- PER Roll 13-

18 EGO 8 13- ECV: 6 - 6

20 PRE 10 13- PRE Attack: 4d6

 

6 OCV 15

9 DCV 10

6 OMCV 9

6 DMCV 9

4 SPD 20 Phases: 3, 6, 9, 12

 

15 PD 3 Total: 15 PD (10 rPD)

15 ED 3 Total: 15 ED (10 rED)

4 REC 0

20 END 0

10 BODY 0

20 STUN 0 Total Characteristic Cost: 103

 

Movement:

Running: 8m/16m

Leaping: 2m/4m

Swimming: 2m/4m

 

Cost Powers END

2 "Met him in a swamp": Survival (Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda) 13-

31 "The Little Runt": (Total: 56 Active Cost, 31 Real Cost) +4 DCV (20 Active Points); Perceivable (-½) (Real Cost: 13) plus Change Environment (-4 to Hearing Group PER Rolls, -4 to Sight Group PER Rolls), Reduced Endurance (0 END; +½) (36 Active Points); No Range (-½), Self Only (-½) (Real Cost: 18) 0

3 "I know Darth Vader's got you really annoyed, but remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed": Persuasion 13-

3 Power: Farce Powers 13-

55 The Farce is with me: Resistant Protection (10 PD/10 ED/10 Mental Defense) (Protect Carried Items) 0

50 "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Farce": Multipower, 50-point reserve

3f 1) "I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand": Telekinesis (28 STR) (42 Active Points); Gestures (-¼) 4

3f 2) "I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand": Telekinesis (20 STR), Fine Manipulation (40 Active Points); Gestures (-¼) 4

3f 3) " I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand": Telekinesis (22 STR), Reduced Endurance (½ END; +¼) (41 Active Points); Gestures (-¼) 1

46 "If you start to go astray let the Farce be your guide": Precognitive Clairsentience (Sight And Hearing Groups), No Range Modifier (+½), MegaScale (1m = 100 lightyears; +4 ¾) (312 Active Points); Extra Time (1 Hour, Only to Activate, Character May Take No Other Actions, -1 ¾), Concentration, Must Concentrate throughout use of Constant Power (0 DCV; Character is totally unaware of nearby events; -1 ½), No Conscious Control (Only Effects cannot be controlled; -1), Precognition/Retrocognition Only (-1), Blackout (-½) 31

29 "I know that I'll be coming back some day": Regeneration (1 BODY per Day), Can Heal Limbs, Resurrection 0

5 "The long term contract I had to sign says I'll be making these movies til the end of time": Life Support (Longevity: Immortal) 0

 

Total Powers & Skill Cost: 233

Total Cost: 336

 

400+ Matching Complications

325 Base Points

15 "Look, stay away from the darker side" Psychological Complication: Committed to the Lighter Side of the Farce (Common; Strong)

15 "The little runt sitting there on a log" Distinctive Features: "Looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green" (Not Concealable; Noticed and Recognizable; Detectable By Commonly-Used Senses)

10 "In a raspy voice he said 'Yoda'" Distinctive Features: looks like a muppet and talks like Charlie Chan (Concealable; Noticed and Recognizable; Detectable By Commonly-Used Senses)

 

Total Complications Points: 336

 

 

We must thank George Lucas for the original character of Yoda, as well as for getting Carrie Fisher into that outfit, for which we can never thank him enough.

 

We must thank Weird Al Yankovic for his song "Yoda" set to the tune of the song "Lola" by the Kinks.

 

For this character sheet, you can blame me

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Palindromedary Enterprises

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