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Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners


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Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners

 

OK, fine. You've gone and made me pull out the stops...

 

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

- Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China -

 

Jack Burton: We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?

Wang Chi: No bulls**t, Jack.

Jack Burton: No bulls**t.

 

- Again, from BTILC -

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"Did NOT know who he was f***in' with!" - Riddick, Pitch Black

 

"I hope I give you the s***s you f***ing p****! " Spoon - Dog Soldiers

 

"I can't believe that just f***ing happened!" Connor McManus - Boondock Saints

 

"We could kill...EVERYONE!" Rocko - Boondock Saints

 

"Victims...aren't we all?" Eric Draven - The Crow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love the Yojimbo and McClintock lines Keith and Susanoo, rep when its up for you two again.

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From the Comic of 300 (haven't seen the mvie yet):

 

Mede: This is Blasphemy! This is Madness!

 

Leonidas: This is Sparta.

 

 

While I have yet to read the graphic novel or see the film, I'll toss in

one of the best "lines from an action film trailer" I have heard:

 

Leonidas: "Enjoy your breakfast Spartans, for tonight we dine in hell !!!"

 

And the classic historically referenced line, also from the battle of

Thermopylae:

 

Xerxes: "Our arrows will blot out the sun...."

Leonidas:"Than we will battle in the shade."

 

-Carl-

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"Though I may walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I have no fear, because I'm the baddest mother f***er in the valley"

 

-D.I. Full Metal Jacket

 

Played by R. Lee Ermy.....A man who reminds me of Sgt Apones comment as he

looked at the Colonial Marines in "Aliens":

 

"Ahhh....Positively badasses !!"

 

-Carl-

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Xerxes: "Our arrows will blot out the sun...."

Leonidas:"Than we will battle in the shade."

-Carl-

Actually this wasn't Xerxes or Leonidas that said this. It was an emissary of Xerxes and I can't remember the Spartan's name...At least in the movie it wasn't, haven't read the graphic novel.

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Actually this wasn't Xerxes or Leonidas that said this. It was an emissary of Xerxes and I can't remember the Spartan's name...At least in the movie it wasn't' date=' haven't read the graphic novel.[/quote']

 

Stelios

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Major Bad Guy: "Mine is long and strong!"

 

Fong Sai Yuk: "Mine is short, but powerful!"

 

Fong Sai Yuk, Part One....

 

 

"A man's got to know his limitations..."

 

Harry Callahan, Magnum Force...

 

Villain: "Diplomatic Immunity!"

 

Murtaugh: "It's just been revoked!" (BLAMMMM...Villain Dies...)

 

Lethal Weapon II

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Not an action film but...

 

"Great, I'm about to die a million miles from nowhere and some gung-ho iguana tells me to relax!"

-Alex Rogan, the Last Starfighter

 

What, "The Last Starfighter" isn't an action movie?

I'm SHOCKED!

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"I don't want to kill you and you don't wanna be dead" - Malachi 'Mal' Johnson, Silverado (May have already been posted)

 

"We came, we saw we kicked it's A**" - Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

 

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?

Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.

Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"

Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

-Ghostbusters

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"I’m going to take my right foot, and I’m going to whomp you on that

side of your face, and you know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re going to be able to do about it."

 

 

Billy Jack (one of the few lines from that series I'll quote without gagging....)

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