Hermit Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 For those superheroes who check their Horoscopes: Aries-As a crimefighting Aries you take the initiative. You have a pioneering spirit and are willing to take action while others debate. That said, the 'bad guy' you are about to perform a move through on as you have a life and death battle on a tall roof is just a very realistic looking image power. Taurus- A Tauran superhero such as yourself should not neglect his deep need for artistry even in the battle for justice. Sadly, the mayor,while probably asking for it, will not appreciate it when you turn his limo to modern sculpture. Gemini-Gemini superheroes are fun loving, talkative, and quick thinking eager to offer advice to their team mates. Naturally, given that you've been over doing this of late, your allies will choose to leave the gag on as they rescue you from the VIPER nest. Cancer-Superheroes born under this sign are especially kindhearted, sympathetic, and romantic. Yes, you HAVE been lied to and fallen for another sob story by that sexy cat burglar, AGAIN, why do you even bother to ask? Leo- Naturally confident in a field (superheroing) that requires such, you are both a natural leader, and yet when the time comes to stand alone, sure in your ability to come through. You're wrong by the way, that villain you told your team that "You'd handle" before sending them away to other missions got an update in CU: News of the World and is going to steam roll right over you. Virgo-Modest, meticulous, practical and efficient; like many Virgo heroes you also share a critic's eye that is quick to ferret out problems. Thus, You'll probably be the first in your group to realize how that was the wrong button to push in Dr. Destroyer's lab. Libra- Fair handed and openminded, the scales are a fitting sign for any superhero. You are able to see both sides of the issue, and try to listen to all parties involved. Which means you'll be going last this phase while your team members scream at you to 'snap out of it' no matter what your Dex is. Scorpio- Scorpios are noted for passion, power, and secrecy. Superhumans born under this sign are no exception. This is probably why the other heroes mutter you're 'most likely to turn to the dark side' and don't trust you. Sagittarius- You are outspoken, honest, independent, and have the adventurous spirit that all Super Sagitariuses share. You are a go getter and a can doer... At least until you lose your foci, which will happen in about 3 seconds. Say good bye to your usefulness. Capricorn- The caped or cowled Capricorn is a hero who is practical, businesslike, and no nonsense in his or her approach to crime fighting. It is these very qualities that will draw Foxbat to you like a fly is drawn to feces. Enjoy. Aquarius- As an Aquarian superhero, you are quirky, creative, and while friendly, insist on doing things your own way. Your plans can be spontaneous and brilliant. And sadly will leave you stranded in Naziworld when, in your eagerness to close the portal and stop the invasion, you forget which side you are on. Pisces- Fish signed supers are sensitive, caring, sharing, and see romance as a spiritual opportunity that they eagerly will embark on with others. Which explains why your romantic interest DNPCs are too terrified of you to return your calls. Cancer, Pariah and Mr. R 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Your Heroscope, er Horoscope Dangit! I have to spread some more reputation around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fyre Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Your Heroscope, er Horoscope Dangit! I have to spread some more reputation around... Got him for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Legs Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Re: Your Heroscope, er Horoscope For those superheroes who check their Horoscopes: Aries-As a crimefighting Aries you take the initiative. You have a pioneering spirit and are willing to take action while others debate. That said, the 'bad guy' you are about to perform a move through on as you have a life and death battle on a tall roof is just a very realistic looking image power. That's my charie's sign. She don't act like that, tho. Her bday is the day I--- nevermind TMI Scorpio- Scorpios are noted for passion, power, and secrecy. Superhumans born under this sign are no exception. This is probably why the other heroes mutter you're 'most likely to turn to the dark side' and don't trust you. That's how she acts. Course, it's my bday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Your Heroscope, er Horoscope Excellent work, and Repworthy, except for that whole "You must spread" thing.... Taurus- A Tauran superhero such as yourself should not neglect his deep need for artistry even in the battle for justice. Sadly, the mayor,while probably asking for it, will not appreciate it when you turn his limo to modern sculpture. Only one problem, though -- We Tauruses don't believe in all that astrological cr@p. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: Your Heroscope, er Horoscope Only one problem, though -- We Tauruses don't believe in all that astrological cr@p. We sure don't. But we post about it to pad our count Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Holy Thread Necromancy, Batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 Doc Democracy is a Scorpio. So is King Charles III. And Storn And so am I........ And it will soon be our time again..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 1 minute ago, death tribble said: Doc Democracy is a Scorpio. So is King Charles III. And Storn And so am I........ And it will soon be our time again..... This explains so much ;) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 On 8/10/2007 at 11:10 PM, Hermit said: For those superheroes who check their Horoscopes: ... Cancer-Superheroes born under this sign are especially kindhearted, sympathetic, and romantic. Yes, you HAVE been lied to and fallen for another sob story by that sexy cat burglar, AGAIN, why do you even bother to ask? ... Which explains why your romantic interest DNPCs are too terrified of you to return your calls. We superVILLAINs have different ways of interpreting our horoscopes. Hermit and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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