Clonus Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 I think I suffered a minor bout of sleep paralysis, because I was sleeping on my side and "woke up" unable to move for a few seconds before being able to do so. My attempts to speak felt as if they were being cut off...as if my breath were being stifled. That was not a fun experience. Were I more superstitious, i'd think some variety of succubi visited me. You're behind the times. These days it's blamed on alien abduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 These days it's blamed on alien abduction. I can safely say that, between the two scenarios, I would prefer to be the one in charge of the probing. Still...be the instigator DDs or ETs, that isn't an experience I care to experience again (especially since I believe I heard very faint whispering prior to gaining control of my muscles). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FrankL Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Dreamed I was remodeling the downstairs bathroom and found two large spiders. One was yellow, the other blue. While trying to hit the yellow one, the blue one bit my toe. I woke up, kicking my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rails Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Don't you just HATE dreams like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I think I suffered a minor bout of sleep paralysis, because I was sleeping on my side and "woke up" unable to move for a few seconds before being able to do so. My attempts to speak felt as if they were being cut off...as if my breath were being stifled. That was not a fun experience. Were I more superstitious, i'd think some variety of succubi visited me. Might hae mention before, but when I was 15 or 16, I woke up from a nightmare couldn't move, got scared tried to scream, couldn't finally managed to blurt out for my mother (and it came m-m-m-mmm-MAMA!!) KInd of embarrassing when my mother came in and my presence of mind had started kicking in belatedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I had brother D. disappear in a whitewater rapid the other night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Tom 2009 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 My weird dream (back when I was still in high school) was about somehow finding myself on the cowcatcher of a train going at high speed, only for the train to crash not long afterward. It was vivid enough to wake me up with my head coming up off of my pillow; unfortunately, I was sleeping on my side at the time and wound up (for lack of a better term) spraining my neck. Can we say 'Ouch'? Sure we can. Major Tom 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Dreamed I was remodeling the downstairs bathroom and found two large spiders. One was yellow, the other blue. While trying to hit the yellow one, the blue one bit my toe. I woke up, kicking my feet. My mother told me of a dream the other day, where some crazy guy was running around with a snake, and when he let the snake go, it bit her toe. I don't remember much else of the dream but I had one recently where the evil villainous couple behind it all were Darth Vader and the Baroness (hey, she did have a thing for tall guys with deep voices who wore masks) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 The other night I dreamt that my mother bought a hen as a pet. It must have been a young one, because it was smaller than the average chicken. And it could talk; it had a man's voice. My mom put a white dress on it, and it was walking around the garage. I wondered how long it would survive, considering all the cats living there at the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 I dreamt that I was teleported to a spaceship not unlike one from the PC game "System Shock 2". Talk about a nightmare... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 I just awoke from a dream that featured, among other things, Les Nessman singing a heavy metal version of 'Tiny Bubbles'. Hermit and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 I just awoke from a dream that featured, among other things, Les Nessman singing a heavy metal version of 'Tiny Bubbles'. Les Nessman rocks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I just awoke from a dream that featured, among other things, Les Nessman singing a heavy metal version of 'Tiny Bubbles'. If the Silver Sow award isn't heavy metal, I don't know what is ! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Last night I dreamed that I was trying to find the lyrics to Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkle. I had to perform it and kept forgetting the second verse. I was with three people a black guy and a girl I can't place, and Jon Stewart from the Daily Show. We kept going from place to place and trying to get various computers to do a friggin search for the lyrics but it never worked. The computers failed me again and again. It was annoying. But I had the song in my head all day and I do enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I dreamed that I was walking around with an assault rifle. No idea why, either in dream or waking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I dreamed that I was walking around with an assault rifle. No idea why, either in dream or waking. Perhaps you subconsciously seek American citizenship? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Nah. It might have to do with me soon being too old to be called up for service. Maybe I should join the Prostate Guerilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 This is my rifle this is my gun, doesn't shoot as well now that I'm over 41... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 One of my supervisors -- an old fox in the urology business, one of the old doctors who don't know how to retire -- once shared this little bit of wisdom: "For their fiftieth birthday, most men gets a present -- one need to pee a night. For their sixtieth birthday, they get one more." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 I was doing a lot of wandering in my dream last night (no surprise there; I'm always wandering around in my dreams). There were some places on the road without a sidewalk, so I had to walk carefully to avoid getting hit by a car. I also had to get across some building by clinging to the railing on the edge of the building, which was a few floors above ground level. At one point I saw an ant crawling toward me, and I was somehow reluctant to step on it. At another point, I was in a building visiting a couple of friends. When it was time to go, there was no way to get to my destination from the ground floor, so I had to jump out the window to a balcony on the 5th floor of the opposite side of the building. I luckily landed on the ledge and avoided falling to my death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Among my people, the test of manhood is the ability to reverse a car with a trailer. My dream tonight was very manly indeed: I had to reverse a big rig with a trailer carrying an excavator. Plus help a girl dodging some creep on a bus. Either I'm having some manliness issues, or it's just that I'm having a cold. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 Well, I hope you feel better (or more manly) soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 5, 2016 Report Share Posted January 5, 2016 I've got a beard. I shouldn't worry. Pattern Ghost and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 I've got a beard. I shouldn't worry. "And we can grow beards... if we want to" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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