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On 11/13/2017 at 10:00 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Did that teddy bear just stand up on its own and pick up a...?

 

A: Knowing is half the battle -- just not necessarily the half you want to win.

 

Q:  Who said that Stalin could be the leader of our forces?

 

A:  You volunteered for this all expense paid kidnapping.

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What passes as uplifting art on Apokolips?

 

A: The turkey was for the centerpiece, Charlie!

 

Q:  We now have all the fixings for tonight's meal.  The ham is almost ready - what happened to the decorative rubber turkey that was placed on the table?

 

A:  This war is brought to everyone by Death.  Hope that you enjoy your Afterlife.

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6 hours ago, Asperion said:

 

Q:  We now have all the fixings for tonight's meal.  The ham is almost ready - what happened to the decorative rubber turkey that was placed on the table?

 

A:  This war is brought to everyone by Death.  Hope that you enjoy your Afterlife.

 

Q: How did this fight get started anyway?

 

A: Because putting the bomb on top of the T.v. just seemed silly.

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

 

A: I never said they were for dancing.

Q: These boots suddenly swotched themselves to 50gs, and now I've pulled the entire line of Irish Dancers through to the mantle! Why'd you have to give these to me, Reed?

 

A: Smarts? Yeah, Reed Richards has those in spades. But sometimes I wonder about his judgment, and little incidents like this are evidence of why.

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17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: These boots suddenly swotched themselves to 50gs, and now I've pulled the entire line of Irish Dancers through to the mantle! Why'd you have to give these to me, Reed?

 

A: Smarts? Yeah, Reed Richards has those in spades. But sometimes I wonder about his judgment, and little incidents like this are evidence of why.

 

Q:  He possesses the greatest intelligence along with several inventions, so what is it with all these multidimensional invaders every day?

 

A:  We are here from the Dominion.  We are willing to share what we possess with you.

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Just now, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Nobody needs safety precautions in this day and age! Dangerous is fun!

 

Q: You can't seriously think it's a good idea to drive this way.

 

A: Somewhere between Toronto and Montreal, and at least 700 meters deep.

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

A:  The time for that was exactly 24.967 seconds ago.

Q: Left! Left! Didn't the GPS tell you you needed to turn left to avoid the sinkhole to Hell?

 

A: On one hand, you are a first-class creep I would not allow anywhere near another human being as long as you live. On the other hand, this risotto is amazing!

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9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Left! Left! Didn't the GPS tell you you needed to turn left to avoid the sinkhole to Hell?

 

A: On one hand, you are a first-class creep I would not allow anywhere near another human being as long as you live. On the other hand, this risotto is amazing!

 

Q: Hey, did I ever tell you that Remy in Ratatouille is based on me?

 

A: That's the color you see when blast shock compresses your eyeballs!

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On 12/3/2017 at 3:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: This deification of billionaires in American culture has really gone too far.

 

Q: Is this cathedral really called "Saint Rockefeller's"?

 

A: That way, we'll know whose turn it is.

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5 hours ago, Cancer said:

A:  Budgie jumping.  Like bungee jumping but with parakeets tied to your ankles.

 

Q: Ugh, what a mess. How'd this poor sap end up down here?

 

A: Of course it's not turtles all the way down. It's mostly hippopotami, if you must know.

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