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6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Who was that Birthday Clown we hired again?

 

A: And that's how you fit an enormous dragon into a one-bedroom apartment.

Q: Wow, your pet dragon can shrink down to the size of a D&D miniature?

 

A: Dressed up like a million dollar troopa, trying hard to look like Bowser Koopa. Super Dooper!

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8 hours ago, Marcus Impudite said:

A: Dressed up like a million dollar troopa, trying hard to look like Bowser Koopa. Super Dooper!

Q: "Congratulations! You're now a minor villain in Super Mario Odyssey! How will you get ready?"

 

A: I need to go back in time and stop myself from inventing Time Travel!

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10 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: I need to go back in time and stop myself from inventing Time Travel!

 

Q: Which happened first, mutant killer tyrannosaur chickens or xenovore omelettes?

 

A: You can't do chemistry with nuclear matter.

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: And this is why all the women in the DC Universe think you're a big jerk. Including Power Girl, Especially Power Girl!

 

Q:  What is wrong with a power that turns fabrics transparent?  They love me at the top-security site, where they want nothing in the way of hidden weapons and snooper bugs coming in!

 

A:  Aluminum is not a fabric!

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44 minutes ago, Cancer said:

A:  Aluminum is not a fabric!

 

Q: Tinfoil hats are so passé. How about a toque woven from aluminium fibres?

 

A: In this case, I don't think the spelling actually matters.

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Tinfoil hats are so passé. How about a toque woven from aluminium fibres?

 

A: In this case, I don't think the spelling actually matters.

 

Q: Isn't Dan Quayle one of the judges?

 

A: I was wondering what that smell was!

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7 hours ago, tkdguy said:

A: I was wondering what that smell was!

 

Q:  Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

A:  Don't look at me. I wanted Foxbat.

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On 1/5/2018 at 9:52 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Oculon? You bought me a pack of Champions: the Trading Card Game boosters, and I end up with Oculon?

 

A: We don't talk about that in front of the Daleks. It might give them ideas....

 

Q: Weren't those guys supposed to guest star in Blake's 7?

 

A: If you can't handle it, suffer!

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45 minutes ago, tkdguy said:

A: If you can't handle it, suffer!

 

Q: Wait, nobody told me this was a Twilight marathon!

 

A: It's really hard to stop.

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Q: If you didn't want to watch the whole Twilight marathon, why didn't you get up and leave?

 

A: I thought I could do something original with the idea.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

A game of palindromedaries

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20 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: Acid Raindrops keep falling on my head.

 

Q: B J Thomas and Jimi Hendrix did a duet?

 

A: Don't ask about the acid reflex.

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52 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: That's not what they mean by Stoppage Time.

 

Q: Is it eleventeen-eighty-six on February 30?

 

A: Yes, your web browser cannot reach the home page of the institution you're browsing from.  Have a nice day.

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Just now, Cancer said:

A: Yes, your web browser cannot reach the home page of the institution you're browsing from.  Have a nice day.

 

Q: Wait, I can't view Microsoft's website from Internet Explorer?

 

A: The emission spectrum of sadness.

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5 hours ago, Pariah said:

A: The emission spectrum of sadness.

Q: What has the workers at the DEQ so depressed?

 

A: If it looks like a budget cut, sounds like a budget cut, and its adherents quack among themselves that it's a budget cut, the boss will deny everything and pocket the proceeds.

 

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On 1/8/2018 at 5:25 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If it looks like a budget cut, sounds like a budget cut, and its adherents quack among themselves that it's a budget cut, the boss will deny everything and pocket the proceeds.

 

Q: What does he mean by "new era of fiscal responsibility"?

 

A: Three days short of a year, and we haven't been nuked yet.

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6 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: What does he mean by "new era of fiscal responsibility"?

 

A: Three days short of a year, and we haven't been nuked yet.

 

Q: What are you looking so happy about?

 

A: I know how to play the drum

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Insert palindromedary tagline here

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: From the day we were on the floor, and it obvious the sun had left.

 

Q: Why is it always so dark?

 

A: Because you are a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof, that's why.

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