Michael Hopcroft Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Rusty Bandsaw. Q: Who was that Birthday Clown we hired again? A: And that's how you fit an enormous dragon into a one-bedroom apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Who was that Birthday Clown we hired again? A: And that's how you fit an enormous dragon into a one-bedroom apartment. Q: Wow, your pet dragon can shrink down to the size of a D&D miniature? A: Dressed up like a million dollar troopa, trying hard to look like Bowser Koopa. Super Dooper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 8 hours ago, Marcus Impudite said: A: Dressed up like a million dollar troopa, trying hard to look like Bowser Koopa. Super Dooper! Q: "Congratulations! You're now a minor villain in Super Mario Odyssey! How will you get ready?" A: I need to go back in time and stop myself from inventing Time Travel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I need to go back in time and stop myself from inventing Time Travel! Q: Which happened first, mutant killer tyrannosaur chickens or xenovore omelettes? A: You can't do chemistry with nuclear matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 10 hours ago, Cancer said: A: You can't do chemistry with nuclear matter. Q: Your romance with Captain Atom is on the fritz? A: And this is why all the women in the DC Universe think you're a big jerk. Including Power Girl, Especially Power Girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And this is why all the women in the DC Universe think you're a big jerk. Including Power Girl, Especially Power Girl! Q: What is wrong with a power that turns fabrics transparent? They love me at the top-security site, where they want nothing in the way of hidden weapons and snooper bugs coming in! A: Aluminum is not a fabric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 44 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Aluminum is not a fabric! Q: Tinfoil hats are so passé. How about a toque woven from aluminium fibres? A: In this case, I don't think the spelling actually matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Tinfoil hats are so passé. How about a toque woven from aluminium fibres? A: In this case, I don't think the spelling actually matters. Q: Isn't Dan Quayle one of the judges? A: I was wondering what that smell was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 7 hours ago, tkdguy said: A: I was wondering what that smell was! Q: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? A: Don't look at me. I wanted Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Don't look at me. I wanted Foxbat. Q: Oculon? You bought me a pack of Champions: the Trading Card Game boosters, and I end up with Oculon? A: We don't talk about that in front of the Daleks. It might give them ideas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 On 1/5/2018 at 9:52 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Oculon? You bought me a pack of Champions: the Trading Card Game boosters, and I end up with Oculon? A: We don't talk about that in front of the Daleks. It might give them ideas.... Q: Weren't those guys supposed to guest star in Blake's 7? A: If you can't handle it, suffer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 45 minutes ago, tkdguy said: A: If you can't handle it, suffer! Q: Wait, nobody told me this was a Twilight marathon! A: It's really hard to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Q: If you didn't want to watch the whole Twilight marathon, why didn't you get up and leave? A: I thought I could do something original with the idea. Lucius Alexander A game of palindromedaries Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 9 hours ago, Lucius said: A: I thought I could do something original with the idea. Q: What made you think adding a blatant Mary Sue to a Star Trek fanfic was OK simply because you made her transgender? A: Acid Raindrops keep falling on my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 20 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Acid Raindrops keep falling on my head. Q: B J Thomas and Jimi Hendrix did a duet? A: Don't ask about the acid reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 On 1/7/2018 at 10:01 AM, Cancer said: A: Don't ask about the acid reflex. Q: So you're saying The Amazing Chemistry Man is full of base desires? A: That's not what they mean by Stoppage Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 52 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That's not what they mean by Stoppage Time. Q: Is it eleventeen-eighty-six on February 30? A: Yes, your web browser cannot reach the home page of the institution you're browsing from. Have a nice day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Just now, Cancer said: A: Yes, your web browser cannot reach the home page of the institution you're browsing from. Have a nice day. Q: Wait, I can't view Microsoft's website from Internet Explorer? A: The emission spectrum of sadness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: The emission spectrum of sadness. Q: What has the workers at the DEQ so depressed? A: If it looks like a budget cut, sounds like a budget cut, and its adherents quack among themselves that it's a budget cut, the boss will deny everything and pocket the proceeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 Anyone? Or should I post a new answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 On 1/8/2018 at 5:25 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If it looks like a budget cut, sounds like a budget cut, and its adherents quack among themselves that it's a budget cut, the boss will deny everything and pocket the proceeds. Q: What does he mean by "new era of fiscal responsibility"? A: Three days short of a year, and we haven't been nuked yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: What does he mean by "new era of fiscal responsibility"? A: Three days short of a year, and we haven't been nuked yet. Q: What are you looking so happy about? A: I know how to play the drum Lucius Alexander Insert palindromedary tagline here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Lucius said: A: I know how to play the drum Q: So, Mister -- Starkey, is it? Why should we let you join our band? A: From the day we were on the floor, and it obvious the sun had left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: From the day we were on the floor, and it obvious the sun had left. Q: Why is it always so dark? A: Because you are a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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