Lucius Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Mechanon is being m,ore devilish than usual, right Witchcraft? A: Having all the sitcoms on every TV station read the same prepared statement at exactly the same time is just eerie. Q: Okay, it's disturbing that Mechanon can hijack all broadcast and cable networks on the planet, but what makes you think he's turned demonic? A: This machine is paid in soles Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says something fishy is afoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 15 hours ago, Lucius said: A: This machine is paid in soles Q: You have to choose between your Pumas and a candy bar? Why? A: When I said Pumas, I meant Pumas -- not Pumas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: When I said Pumas, I meant Pumas -- not Pumas! Q: Why are all these Mexican soccer players here standing around? Isn't this a Mountain Lion Conservation seminar? A: The invasion was called off when we realized we had forgotten to get bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: When I said Pumas, I meant Pumas -- not Pumas! Q: What's a cougar got to do with it? A: This soul is paid in machines Lucius Alexander Paid in palindromedary taglines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: The invasion was called off when we realized we had forgotten to get bullets. Q: What are we standing in this line for? Since when does an invading army go through customs? A: This soul is paid in machines Lucius Alexander the palindromedary is experiencing deja vu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Lucius said: A: This soul is paid in machines Q: So, Steve Jobs is some kind of messianic figure to Artificial Intelligences? A: In God we trust. All others must pay cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 4/11/2018 at 2:29 PM, Pariah said: A: In God we trust. All others must pay cash. Q: Why can't I buy a car in Hell? Don't you know I'm Steve Jobs? A: The square root of all evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The square root of all evil. Q: What's money to the 1/4 power? A: The Human Torch Singer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 15 hours ago, Cancer said: A: The Human Torch Singer! Q: What is to Klingons as Klingon Opera is to humans? A: Skyfish! Score! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 On 4/14/2018 at 9:45 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is to Klingons as Klingon Opera is to humans? A: Skyfish! Score! Q: What makes you so happy that all those bass flew into your net? A: Welcome to Dork Hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 48 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Welcome to Dork Hotel. Q: Excuse me, is this where the English horn convention is being held? A: I'm not as stupid as you look! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: Q: Excuse me, is this where the English horn convention is being held? A: I'm not as stupid as you look! Q: Why won't you admit you like my purple tuxedo with bottle green shoes? A: Only when I'm about to royally screw someone over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, tkdguy said: A: Only when I'm about to royally screw someone over. Q: Do you ever use Twitter? A: No job too big, no brain too small! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: Do you ever use Twitter? A: No job too big, no brain too small! Q: What is Hank Pym doing on this job? A: That drink will KO the Flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: That drink will KO the Flash. Q: What are you doing with that thermos, Trickster? A: If the walls could only speak, they would say "OW! HEY! Watch it with that backhoe!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What are you doing with that thermos, Trickster? A: If the walls could only speak, they would say "OW! HEY! Watch it with that backhoe!" Q: Good heavens, Master Dick, weren't you listening when Master Bruce mentioned the failed clutch on the Batbulldozer? A: It looks like a lemon yellow swallow-tail frock coat, and I think those are matching spats and gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: It looks like a lemon yellow swallow-tail frock coat, and I think those are matching spats and gloves. Q: What the Hell is Lady Gaga wearing this time? A: That is one big pile of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 hours ago, Pariah said: A: That is one big pile of crap. Q: What was Dylan's manure Company's parting gift to Maggie's Farm? A: As you see, Evil is at an all-time high, but I believe we can increase it with Spam and Online Trolling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 On 4/25/2018 at 3:03 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What was Dylan's manure Company's parting gift to Maggie's Farm? A: As you see, Evil is at an all-time high, but I believe we can increase it with Spam and Online Trolling! Q: 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Anyone? A: This is the bottom, there IS no one further down in the lowerarchy than us. Lucius Alexander Now the palindromedary wants to start a thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2018 Report Share Posted April 29, 2018 6 hours ago, Lucius said: A: This is the bottom, there IS no one further down in the lowerarchy than us. Q: Don't we have subordinates that we can delegate this to? A: Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead...but not for long! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Don't we have subordinates that we can delegate this to? A: Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead...but not for long! Q: So Bill and Ted, What are you going to perform for your next report? A: The Blue Screen of Anti-Life. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: So Bill and Ted, What are you going to perform for your next report? A: The Blue Screen of Anti-Life. ? Q: "I don't know, Bruce, how can you be sure Bill Gates hired Darkseid?" A: Three lemons, a shaved yak, and the state of Connecticut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Three lemons, a shaved yak, and the state of Connecticut. Q: WHAT seemed like a "good idea at the time?" Lucius Alexander A: And that's why the palindromedary has indigestion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 10 hours ago, Lucius said: A: And that's why the palindromedary has indigestion Q: Who ate my copy iof the Journal of Zoological Engineering? A: I woke up because I'm alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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