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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Mechanon is being m,ore devilish than usual, right Witchcraft?

 

A: Having all the sitcoms on every TV station read the same prepared statement at exactly the same time is just eerie.

 

Q: Okay, it's disturbing that Mechanon can hijack all broadcast and cable networks on the planet, but what makes you think he's turned demonic?

 

A: This machine is paid in soles

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says something fishy is afoot

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: When I said Pumas, I meant Pumas -- not Pumas!

 

Q: Why are all these Mexican soccer players here standing around?  Isn't this a Mountain Lion Conservation seminar?

 

A: The invasion was called off when we realized we had forgotten to get bullets.

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: When I said Pumas, I meant Pumas -- not Pumas!

 

Q: What's a cougar got to do with it?

 

A: This soul is paid in machines

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Paid in palindromedary taglines

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7 minutes ago, Cancer said:

 

 

 

A: The invasion was called off when we realized we had forgotten to get bullets.

 

Q: What are we standing in this line for? Since when does an invading army go through customs?

 

A: This soul is paid in machines

 

Lucius Alexander

 

the palindromedary is experiencing deja vu

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3 hours ago, Lucius said:

A: This soul is paid in machines

 

Q: So, Steve Jobs is some kind of messianic figure to Artificial Intelligences?

 

A: In God we trust. All others must pay cash.

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On 4/14/2018 at 9:45 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What is to Klingons as Klingon Opera is to humans?

 

A: Skyfish! Score!

Q:  What makes you so happy that all those bass flew into your net?

 

A:  Welcome to Dork Hotel.

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48 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A:  Welcome to Dork Hotel.

 

Q: Excuse me, is this where the English horn convention is being held?

 

A: I'm not as stupid as you look!

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Excuse me, is this where the English horn convention is being held?

 

A: I'm not as stupid as you look!

 

Q: Why won't you admit you like my purple tuxedo with bottle green shoes?

 

A: Only when I'm about to royally screw someone over.

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25 minutes ago, tkdguy said:

A: Only when I'm about to royally screw someone over.

 

Q: Do you ever use Twitter?

 

A: No job too big, no brain too small!

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13 minutes ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Do you ever use Twitter?

 

A: No job too big, no brain too small!

Q:  What is Hank Pym doing on this job?

 

A:  That drink will KO the Flash.

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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What are you doing with that thermos, Trickster?

 

A: If the walls could only speak, they would say "OW! HEY! Watch it with that backhoe!"

Q: Good heavens, Master Dick, weren't you listening when Master Bruce mentioned the failed clutch on the Batbulldozer?

 

A: It looks like a lemon yellow swallow-tail frock coat, and I think those are matching spats and gloves.

 

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2 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said:

A: It looks like a lemon yellow swallow-tail frock coat, and I think those are matching spats and gloves.

 

Q: What the Hell is Lady Gaga wearing this time?

 

A: That is one big pile of crap.

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On ‎4‎/‎25‎/‎2018 at 3:03 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What was Dylan's manure Company's parting gift to Maggie's Farm?

 

A: As you see, Evil is at an all-time high, but I believe we can increase it with Spam and Online Trolling!

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Anyone?

 

A: This is the bottom, there IS no one further down in the lowerarchy than us.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Now the palindromedary wants to start a thread

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6 hours ago, Lucius said:

A: This is the bottom, there IS no one further down in the lowerarchy than us.

 

Q: Don't we have subordinates that we can delegate this to?

 

A: Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead...but not for long!

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3 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Don't we have subordinates that we can delegate this to?

 

A: Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead...but not for long!

Q:  So Bill and Ted, What are you going to perform for your next report?

 

A:  The Blue Screen of Anti-Life.        😰

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

Q:  So Bill and Ted, What are you going to perform for your next report?

 

A:  The Blue Screen of Anti-Life.        😰

Q: "I don't know, Bruce, how can you be sure Bill Gates hired Darkseid?"

 

A: Three lemons, a shaved yak, and the state of Connecticut.

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12 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said:

 

A: Three lemons, a shaved yak, and the state of Connecticut.

 

Q: WHAT seemed like a "good idea at the time?"

 

Lucius Alexander

 

A: And that's why the palindromedary has indigestion

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