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12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Who ate my copy iof the Journal of Zoological Engineering?

 

A: I woke up because I'm alive!

Q:  What are you doing walking around?  I thought that you were in a medical coma.

 

A:  That compactor made a great rocket.

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6 minutes ago, Asperion said:

 

 

A:  That compactor made a great rocket.

 

Q: But doesn't a compactor only make small dense cubes of whatever is put into it?

 

A: It's a Pagan spring festival, my other choices were get drunk or get laid.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says there really are other options....

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2 hours ago, Lucius said:

 

Q: But doesn't a compactor only make small dense cubes of whatever is put into it?

 

A: It's a Pagan spring festival, my other choices were get drunk or get laid.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary says there really are other options....

Q: Are you sure that's what that pole is for?

 

A: I think your tulip just tasered my cat.

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3 hours ago, clnicholsusa said:

A: I think your tulip just tasered my cat.

 

Q: I've successfully spliced DNA from an electric eel into a flower! Cool, huh?

 

A: No one can tell the difference.

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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Is it Whizzo butter, or is it a dead crab?

 

A: I LIKE SHAPES!

 

Q: If that was a re-write just what WAS the battle cry before they decided to use the fluffy-tailed rodents?

 

A: No, the technical jargon was just another form of obfuscation.

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Anyone who can put this bed together deserves a good night's sleep.

 

Q: Are the people at IKEA trying to give me terminal insomnia?

 

A: It won't hurt for long. That's the good news.

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12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What do you mean I'm going to be fed to the utahraptors?

 

A: You're the size of a turkey, not a lion.

Q: How come you get a big, tan wig and I have to wear these paper wings?

 

A: I'll pass on the invitation, Thanksgiving dinner always makes me nervous.

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50 minutes ago, Asperion said:

 

A:  I am now ready for my Sith trials.

 

Q; You stand accused - how do you plead?

 

A: Only the Gods know, or perhaps They do not know.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Unquestionably a palindromedary tagline

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3 hours ago, Lucius said:

 

Q; You stand accused - how do you plead?

 

A: Only the Gods know, or perhaps They do not know.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Unquestionably a palindromedary tagline

Q: How is it possible to consider him a viable candidate yet retain enough mental function to mark the ballot correctly?

 

A: I was just following the party line, long live the party!

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On May 9, 2018 at 3:54 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: There are already enough lightsabers in the Galaxy, We don't need to mass-produce them.

 

Q: We've got the tech to make lasers with energetic three-foot beams now!  Think we can market them to suburbanites as universal yard trimmers and make a fortune?

 

A: Now that you're back from vacation, you have twenty-three missed meetings to make up!

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: what makes you think the Pointy-Haired Man can't read an Outlook calendar?

 

A: We forgot to actually film the episode, but the ads are better anyway.

Q: I can take the fact that this weeks plot is just going to the grocery store, but why is Sheldon squeezing the toilet paper?

 

A: Because, apparently, a multilevel cross-lagged structural equation analysis of universal low-energy behavior in three-body systems proves that the Big Bang was Jehovah passing gas.

 

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7 hours ago, clnicholsusa said:

A: Because, apparently, a multilevel cross-lagged structural equation analysis of universal low-energy behavior in three-body systems proves that the Big Bang was Jehovah passing gas.

 

 

Q: Man, this stinks!

 

A: Schrödinger's pigeon.

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1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Man, this stinks!

 

Q: How is that a question?

 

1 hour ago, Pariah said:

 

 

A: Schrödinger's pigeon.

 

Q: How is that an answer?

 

A: Schrodinger's litterbox

 

Lucius Alexander

 

How is this a palindromedary tagline?

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22 minutes ago, Lucius said:

A: Schrodinger's litterbox

 

Q: I can't tell for certain whether or not that is cat feces. Where did you find it?

 

A: Clearly I can not choose the wine in front of you.

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