Lucius Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I think you went a little overboard with your dam-building, Mr. Secretary. Q: Why do I feel like I'm treading water all the time lately? A: Obviously, they're in a conspiracy Lucius Alexander Going overboard with palindromedary taglines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Lucius said: Q: Why do I feel like I'm treading water all the time lately? A: Obviously, they're in a conspiracy Lucius Alexander Going overboard with palindromedary taglines Q: Is it just me, or isn't that Donald and Melania in a Prius? A: The sunglasses are in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 51 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: The sunglasses are in the freezer. Q: Hey, wasn't this stiff wearing a pair of Ray-Bans when they brought him in? A: For that, you'd need £50, 1000 feet of 6-pound test fishing line, a plate of lingonberry eclairs, and a left-handed redhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2018 Report Share Posted May 16, 2018 47 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: For that, you'd need £50, 1000 feet of 6-pound test fishing line, a plate of lingonberry eclairs, and a left-handed redhead. Q: What do you want for your Royal Wedding tickets? A: I don't understand why a Royal Weeding is such a big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cancer Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 On 5/15/2018 at 10:45 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't understand why a Royal Weeding is such a big deal. Q: Why haven't you visited the biggest marijuana shop in Colorado? A: We have wump with just one hump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 On 5/17/2018 at 11:06 AM, Cancer said: A: We have wump with just one hump. Q: Who would you like me to give this camel's Mug to? A: I guess this really isn't all about your missing cellphone after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/18/2018 at 8:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Who would you like me to give this camel's Mug to? A: I guess this really isn't all about your missing cellphone after all. Q: This place is a mid-evil reproduction. What are we really doing here? A: We understand how these things work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 21, 2018 Report Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: We understand how these things work. Q: You seem kind of suspicious and cynical where politics is concerned. A: There's always a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 On 5/20/2018 at 9:30 PM, Pariah said: . A: There's always a reason. Q: Why do you seem kind of suspicious and cynical where politics is concerned? A: I think they just don't care Lucius Alexander And a questionable palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, Lucius said: Q: Why do you seem kind of suspicious and cynical where politics is concerned? A: I think they just don't care Lucius Alexander And a questionable palindromedary Q: Last Jedi was dreadful, what was Disney/LucasFilm thinking? A: Transformers: He's The Fallen And He Can't Get Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2018 Report Share Posted May 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Marcus Impudite said: A: Transformers: He's The Fallen And He Can't Get Up Q: Did you hear Michael Bay had to take a part-time job making lousy infomercials? A: If the sole criteria by which you judge a movie is the number and duration of explosions, then no I don't want to read your beauty blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 22 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Did you hear Michael Bay had to take a part-time job making lousy infomercials? A: If the sole criteria by which you judge a movie is the number and duration of explosions, then no I don't want to read your beauty blog. Q: Did you hear that the Guardians of the Galaxy are now putting out a blog? A: That was done by the Illuminati. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 23, 2018 Report Share Posted May 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That was done by the Illuminati. Q: If you don't think it was Edison, who DO you say invented the electric light? A: This was done by the Servants of Cthulhu. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says, Illuminate the Opposition! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2018 Report Share Posted May 24, 2018 On 5/22/2018 at 8:29 PM, Lucius said: A: This was done by the Servants of Cthulhu. Q: This Death Metal track sounds good, but the lyrics are even more unintelligible than usual. Who's the band, and what does "wgah'nagl fhtagn" even mean? A: I didn;t expect you to stand up, remove your cap, and sing "The Star Spangled Banner" before starting this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: This Death Metal track sounds good, but the lyrics are even more unintelligible than usual. Who's the band, and what does "wgah'nagl fhtagn" even mean? A: I didn;t expect you to stand up, remove your cap, and sing "The Star Spangled Banner" before starting this. Q: What was it Charles said to Meghan before the violins started? A: The last time I saw something like that, we had to use turpentine, a teapot, and three hyenas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: Q: What was it Charles said to Meghan before the violins started? A: The last time I saw something like that, we had to use turpentine, a teapot, and three hyenas. Q: How did you say you were going to deal with Drhoz? A: That was the work of Assassins Lucius Alexander How many roads must I ride a palindromedary down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 9 hours ago, Lucius said: A: That was the work of Assassins Q: Who writes a musical about Lee Harvey Oswald? A: We're on our way to the scene of the crash! With any luck, we'll beat the paramedics there by half an hour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: We're on our way to the scene of the crash! With any luck, we'll beat the paramedics there by half an hour! Q: What did your Uber driver say that made you so nervous? A: If you listen very carefully, you can hear him distinctly making no sense at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Pariah said: A: If you listen very carefully, you can hear him distinctly making no sense at all. Q: How do you know that kid is completely winging it in his oral presentation? A: Easier than it looks, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Easier than it looks, really. Q: How in the world do you fail a golf class?! A: I'd rather extract my own molars, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: I'd rather extract my own molars, thanks. Q: No, your dental insurance doesn't cover this. That's be three thousand dollars up front, please. A: In my presence, genuflect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: In my presence, genuflect! Q: Um, Foxbat, you do realize that you're not actually the Pope, right? A: Grit, determination, intelligence, and a huge trust fund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Grit, determination, intelligence, and a huge trust fund. Q: Name three qualities Donald trump does not possess and one that he does. A: My blood is on fire! But at the moment that's rather inconvenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2018 Report Share Posted May 25, 2018 30 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: My blood is on fire! But at the moment that's rather inconvenient. Q: Hey, you're the guy on the cover of Wish You Were Here! Uh, you know we can't let you on the plane like that? A: "Feel the burn" seems like an understatement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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