Lucius Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Not for a mushy brown banana! Q: What did you go and do that for?? A: There's no future in time travel Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says there's no present like a future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Lucius said: Q: What did you go and do that for?? A: There's no future in time travel Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says there's no present like a future Q: You were in Doc Brown's seminar, what was it about? A: No, DeLorean's were all stainless, this is recycled aluminum from soda cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 26 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: Q: You were in Doc Brown's seminar, what was it about? A: No, DeLorean's were all stainless, this is recycled aluminum from soda cans. Q: Where is the flux capacitor? I thought that this was Doc Brown's time traveling DeLorean. A: We had fun in the mutant school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: We had fun in the mutant school. Q: Why is West Chester a radioactive wasteland? A: I'd trade 'em both, plus a second round draft pick, for Amanda Tapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Why is West Chester a radioactive wasteland? A: I'd trade 'em both, plus a second round draft pick, for Amanda Tapping. Q: Isn't polygamy illegal in this state? A: It doesn't count till you sign the lease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 4 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: It doesn't count till you sign the lease. Q: I've lived in this district long enough, what do you mean I'm not eligible to vote? A: Depends on what she's tapping Lucius Alexander And a reifier of palindromedaries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Lucius said: Q: I've lived in this district long enough, what do you mean I'm not eligible to vote? A: Depends on what she's tapping Lucius Alexander And a reifier of palindromedaries Q: Why are the gargoyles staying away from her? A: The archers get the final draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The archers get the final draw. Q: Why are Medieval battlefields a lousy place to play poker? A: In this game, you are building your opponents' decks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: In this game, you are building your opponents' decks. Q: Can you explain this shipbuilding contest again? A: The drawers get the final arch Lucius Alexander I get a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 41 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: The drawers get the final Arch Q: If your team is devising a technodemon and the engineers are calling it the Enemy Project, who puts in the last embellishment? A: If the place you put your butt is curved in opposite directions on perpendicular cross-sections, it's a saddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 14 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: If the place you put your butt is curved in opposite directions on perpendicular cross-sections, it's a saddle. Q: This horse is missing something, but what? A: You do not ride a centaur. Trust me on this. You just don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You do not ride a centaur. Trust me on this. You just don't. Q: How many XP would it cost for me to buy Transport Familiarity: Centaurs? A: It's like a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, but more so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: It's like a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, but more so. Q: What's a "Hydrazine Headache?" A: With a Nitrogen Tetroxide chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 59 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: With a Nitrogen Tetroxide chaser. Q: What's the best way to enjoy an Acid Rain cocktail? A: Naturally not those four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What's the best way to enjoy an Acid Rain cocktail? A: Naturally not those four. Q: If I used my Summons to get four minstrels to travel with us, what are the chances they'd be John, Paul, George, and Ringo? A: Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time; maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, clnicholsusa said: A: Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time; maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you. Q: Does it bother you, dear, that I'm a vampire? A: As long as nothing sparkles, everything should be fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 56 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: As long as nothing sparkles, everything should be fine! Q: Did we really just pay $2.2 billion for a sequined stealth bomber? A: Not as far as I can see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 On 6/6/2018 at 8:41 PM, Pariah said: A: Not as far as I can see. Q: Are those Mongols? A: I don't like this game anymore. I'm taking my thermonuclear weapons and going home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't like this game anymore. I'm taking my thermonuclear weapons and going home! Q: What's wrong, Professor Falken? A: Normally, I would say that this is complete gibberish. In this context, however, it's perfect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Normally, I would say that this is complete gibberish. In this context, however, it's perfect! Q: Is that the new press release from Rudy Giuliani? A: I don't believe in a free press. If you want to make wine, you should use your feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't believe in a free press. If you want to make wine, you should use your feet. Q: Whaddaya mean, it costs $12 to sit on grapes for half an hour? A: You can grope the grapes, but you'll get whine wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Q: Whaddaya mean, it costs $12 to sit on grapes for half an hour? A: You can grope the grapes, but you'll get whine wine. Q: What was Trump's Napa Valley press conference about? A: I only hope I've gone too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 15 hours ago, clnicholsusa said: A: I only hope I've gone too far. Q: Look, Flaish, I'm glad we were able to avoid getting blown up but why are we standing on the surface of the Pacific Ocean? A: Yeah, I'm a girl, but I'm also a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 26 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Look, Flaish, I'm glad we were able to avoid getting blown up but why are we standing on the surface of the Pacific Ocean? A: Yeah, I'm a girl, but I'm also a gun. Q: What makes you so sure that you are Annie Oakley? A: The Sun went on vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: What makes you so sure that you are Annie Oakley? A: The Sun went on vacation. Q: Why is my marriage license signed by Rev. Moon? A: That wasn't income, those funds were manna from heathens. I misspell (and regret) nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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