Michael Hopcroft Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It's strictly business. Q: What am I doing at the dockyard, and why can't I move my feet? A: That is the business we chose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That is the business we chose. Q: Tell me again why we're smuggling these little wobbly-headed dolls. A: To the lifeboats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Pariah said: A: To the lifeboats! Q: What's the last toast you ever make in any ship? A: He got promoted to Head Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 32 minutes ago, Cancer said: Q: What's the last toast you ever make in any ship? A: He got promoted to Head Cheese. Q: Why can I not get in to speak with the Cheese Wheel from the Cheez-it commercial? A: My death got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Asperion said: A: My death got better. Q: Christian dog! The roman Empire is not going to crucify you, but now we're going to cut your head off! what do you say about that? A: I wish there was a "none of the above" option for the list of execution methods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I wish there was a "none of the above" option for the list of execution methods. Q: Do you know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb 5? A: You can't tell me, its not worth dying for. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says that the guilty party has a choice of penalties.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Lucius said: A: You can't tell me, its not worth dying for. Q: If you knew what my mission is, I'd have to kill you. But can you help me with....? A: I'd tell you what I was doing, but then you'd have to switch your pizza order to pepperoni and black olives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/25/2018 at 9:57 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: If you knew what my mission is, I'd have to kill you. But can you help me with....? A: I'd tell you what I was doing, but then you'd have to switch your pizza order to pepperoni and black olives. Q: SO, Fu Manchu, what insidious method of torture has your perfidious mind come up with now that you know my dependence on anchovies for my great strength and speed? A: That wretched chef put small, salty fish on my pizza!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 9:28 PM, clnicholsusa said: A: That wretched chef put small, salty fish on my pizza!!! Q: Welcome to Fish Stew Pizza! Best pizza in Beach City. OK, so it's the only pizza in Beach city, but can you work with me here? A: Victory is at hand! We've got them right where they want us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Victory is at hand! We've got them right where they want us! Q: What is the X-Men's credo? A: Honey. It's all about honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Pariah said: A: Honey. It's all about honey. Q: Have you read the Winnie the Pooh stories? A: Oh bother! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks I can do better than that. I am tempted to let the palindromedary try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Lucius said: A: Oh bother! Q: What do you have to say about the imminent implosion of everything that exists now, has existed before, and will exist in the future? A: How I wish I could borrow someone else's shoes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 On 9/30/2018 at 9:07 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What do you have to say about the imminent implosion of everything that exists now, has existed before, and will exist in the future? A: How I wish I could borrow someone else's shoes! Q: What is there that troubles you with Ebenezer Scrooge's shoes? A: I have no time to be dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/2/2018 at 7:25 PM, Asperion said: A: I have no time to be dead! Q: Why so angry? A: It's normal to be a little disoriented right now. Lucius Alexander And a fine young palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 21 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: It's normal to be a little disOriented right now. Q: Curses, Poirot! I GOT KICKED OFF THAT D*** TRAIN BEFORE THE MURDER COULD HAPPEN! Now what am I supposed to? And where in blazes am I, anyway? A: That wasn't an eclipse. It was simple obscuration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: That wasn't an eclipse. It was simple obscuration. Q: Yo Mamma so fat, she walked in front of my town and caused an eclipse of the Sun! A: There's a perfectly good reason for that. I have no idea what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 On 10/8/2018 at 2:35 PM, Pariah said: Q: Yo Mamma so fat, she walked in front of my town and caused an eclipse of the Sun! A: There's a perfectly good reason for that. I have no idea what it is. Q: Can you inform me as to why that chicken is carrying that weapon around? A: Only the lifers my pass here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clnicholsusa Posted October 10, 2018 Report Share Posted October 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: Can you inform me as to why that chicken is carrying that weapon around? A: Only the lifers my pass here. Q: What sign is on the last door an old salt ever goes through? A: It's sine over cosine, just like sisters over daughters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 On 10/9/2018 at 9:12 PM, clnicholsusa said: A: It's sine over cosine, just like sisters over daughters. Q: Why is the MeToo movement really starting to catch on in the field of Advanced Mathematics? A: And this is what you get for shooting a fwicasseing wabbit when you only have a license to shoot a stewing wabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/13/2018 at 1:41 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why is the MeToo movement really starting to catch on in the field of Advanced Mathematics? A: And this is what you get for shooting a fwicasseing wabbit when you only have a license to shoot a stewing wabbit. Q: Did you hear Elmer Fudd went bankrupt from all the fines he's had to pay to the Fishing and Wildlife Department? A: And that's why we don't bring you on important missions anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 On 10/18/2018 at 6:04 AM, Marcus Impudite said: A: And that's why we don't bring you on important missions anymore. Q: How do you like my new gun, 007? Q said he get it for me from some secret reasearch facility -- I think it's called "toisarus". But it's nice and shiny and makes keen noises when I pull the trigger! A: If M was so sure I was bent, she would have sent Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/20/2018 at 9:32 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How do you like my new gun, 007? Q said he get it for me from some secret reasearch facility -- I think it's called "toisarus". But it's nice and shiny and makes keen noises when I pull the trigger! A: If M was so sure I was bent, she would have sent Superman. Q: Why do you appear so disappointed that Spiderman came along? A: That is a sleeping Hulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 20 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is a sleeping Hulk. Q: That thing in the coal bunker ... you say it's a power source, but it isn't coal. Coal doesn't snore, for thing. What's in there? A: That's a gain of $53,000 in a month, as of today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 13 hours ago, Cancer said: A: That's a gain of $53,000 in a month, as of today. Q: What happens when the Giants pay Running Backs a grand per yard? A: it's a long way to Walla Walla. It's a long way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: it's a long way to Walla Walla. It's a long way to go. Q: I thought you said we were going to Pago Pago. Where do we have to go now? A: You lost me at "Hello". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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