Cancer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 On December 2, 2018 at 3:16 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm sorry, whatever kind of warlock you are, but I'm just Stan from Accounting. I can't buy your soul without consulting my manager. Q: How can you distinguish an unholy, defiled, blasphemous temple to the Evil One from Administrative Annex B in a corporate office park? A: "There must be some kind of way out of here," said the joker to the thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Cancer said: A: "There must be some kind of way out of here," said the joker to the thief. Q: Okay, you're so intent on tapping and pushing on the walls you didn't even notice I lifted your wallet - what's the punchline? A: Business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth Lucius Alexander Does the palindromedary know what any of it is worth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 11 hours ago, Lucius said: Q: Okay, you're so intent on tapping and pushing on the walls you didn't even notice I lifted your wallet - what's the punchline? A: Business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth Lucius Alexander Does the palindromedary know what any of it is worth? Q: What makes you so disgusted with the entire concept of business and agriculture? A: The Cold Cream War has begun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 On 12/7/2018 at 5:14 PM, Asperion said: A: The Cold Cream War has begun. Q: Your army has such clear skin that it almost shines. How did you do it? A: If you think you'll get away with your crimes because you're insane, I've got news for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 On December 9, 2018 at 1:37 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you think you'll get away with your crimes because you're insane, I've got news for you! Q: It wasn't my fault! All we did was try to put the lime in the coconut at speeds of c minus 10 meters per second at CERN, and the #11 bending magnet couldn't handle it, and Basel got destroyed by the coconut pion shower! There wasn't any cream or anything, either! Just a big steaming hole in the ground smeared with crust and shredded coconut! Anyone could have made that mistake, couldn't they? A: In three days, it will all make sense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 9 hours ago, Cancer said: A: In three days, it will all make sense! Q: Hey! Why have you locked me in this tomb? A: He's so unpopular that they're using new terminology in Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Hey! Why have you locked me in this tomb? A: He's so unpopular that they're using new terminology in Bridge. Q: Who let Wes Crusher onto the bridge? A: The Abdominal Gingerbread Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: The Abdominal Gingerbread Man. Q: Who's the really gutty cookie dude? A: In ten years they'll be extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Cancer said: A: In ten years they'll be extinct. Q: Why are you traveling to the Panda refuge now? A: The species has amused itself to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The species has amused itself to death. Q: What happened to all the laughing hyenas? A: If you want suspense, play it on a 110-baud teletypewriter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 11 hours ago, Cancer said: A: If you want suspense, play it on a 110-baud teletypewriter! Q: Didn't there used to be a Hitchhiker's Guide computer game? A: And if you type in "ENJOY DOG", I'll punch you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 8:57 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Didn't there used to be a Hitchhiker's Guide computer game? A: And if you type in "ENJOY DOG", I'll punch you. Q: I was only making a general query about how to spend quality time with my dogs. Why are you acting in such a hostile manner? A: That is what happens when you use political correctness around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is what happens when you use political correctness around here. Q: What do you mean, I can never come into the studios of Fox News again? A: Given a choice, I'll take the cement overshoes, thanks. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Given a choice, I'll take the cement overshoes, thanks. Q: Want to try being White House Chief of Staff? A: I said "staff", not "staph". tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 21 hours ago, Cancer said: A: I said "staff", not "staph". 1 Q: What do you mean the entire West Wing is under quarantine? A: It's kind of weird because he's a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 14 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's kind of weird because he's a pig. Q: Your President's party is represented by an elephant, yes? A: It must have been Foxbat. No other explanation makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It must have been Foxbat. No other explanation makes sense. Q: all right, who lobbied to get the Champions to have to endorse a pizza chain to pay the bills? A: It's Millenium City style pizza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 10:44 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: all right, who lobbied to get the Champions to have to endorse a pizza chain to pay the bills? A: It's Millenium City style pizza! Q: I was simply going for a quick, simple bite. Why is this pizza attempting to attack me? A: This is Christmasville. No lies or violence can be performed here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: This is Christmasville. No lies or violence can be performed here. Q; What is the place where it's least appealing to be a supervillain? A: Truth, Justice, and the American Military-Capitalist Way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Truth, Justice, and the American Military-Capitalist Way. Q: Are you telling me that Mr. Stark's motivation for being a superhero may not be entirely altruistic? A: I have no other explanation. It must be a Christmas miracle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 15 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I have no other explanation. It must be a Christmas miracle. Q: Mom didn't burn the ham this time because she bought a pre-cooked one and served it cold? A: I'm still for Truth and Justice, but I'm starting to have my doubts about the American Way, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Mom didn't burn the ham this time because she bought a pre-cooked one and served it cold? A: I'm still for Truth and Justice, but I'm starting to have my doubts about the American Way, Q: Why did Superman just bust down the White House? A: This is Trumpland - where only the mean and greedy survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 18 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is Trumpland - where only the mean and greedy survive. Q: What kind of theme park has armed guards at every entrance to every ride? A: The poker club isn't gambling -- they give us our clothes back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cancer Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 On December 27, 2018 at 5:39 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The poker club isn't gambling -- they give us our clothes back. Q: What part of the Fireplace Wrangling Union's network is your favorite? A: Nothing wrong with it as long as you don't mind a few holes burned through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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