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On December 2, 2018 at 3:16 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

A: I'm sorry, whatever kind of warlock you are, but I'm just Stan from Accounting. I can't buy your soul without consulting my manager.

 

Q: How can you distinguish an unholy, defiled, blasphemous temple to the Evil One from Administrative Annex B in a corporate office park?

 

A: "There must be some kind of way out of here," said the joker to the thief.

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8 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

A: "There must be some kind of way out of here," said the joker to the thief.

 

Q: Okay, you're so intent on tapping and pushing on the walls you didn't even notice I lifted your wallet - what's the punchline?

 

A: Business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Does the palindromedary know what any of it is worth?

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11 hours ago, Lucius said:

 

Q: Okay, you're so intent on tapping and pushing on the walls you didn't even notice I lifted your wallet - what's the punchline?

 

A: Business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Does the palindromedary know what any of it is worth?

 

Q:  What makes you so disgusted with the entire concept of business and agriculture?

 

A:  The Cold Cream War has begun.

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On December 9, 2018 at 1:37 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If you think you'll get away with your crimes because you're insane, I've got news for you!

 

Q: It wasn't my fault!  All we did was try to put the lime in the coconut at speeds of minus 10 meters per second at CERN, and the #11 bending magnet couldn't handle it, and Basel got destroyed by the coconut pion shower!  There wasn't any cream or anything, either!  Just a big steaming hole in the ground smeared with crust and shredded coconut!  Anyone could have made that mistake, couldn't they?

 

A: In three days, it will all make sense!  

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On 12/13/2018 at 8:57 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Didn't there used to be a Hitchhiker's Guide computer game?

 

A: And if you type in "ENJOY DOG", I'll punch you.

 

Q:  I was only making a general query about how to spend quality time with my dogs. Why are you acting in such a hostile manner?

 

A:  That is what happens when you use political correctness around here.

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On 12/22/2018 at 10:44 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: all right, who lobbied to get the Champions to have to endorse a pizza chain to pay the bills?

 

A: It's Millenium City style pizza!

 

Q:  I was simply going for a quick, simple bite.  Why is this pizza attempting to attack me?

 

A:  This is Christmasville.  No lies or violence can be performed here.

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17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Truth, Justice, and the American Military-Capitalist Way.

 

Q: Are you telling me that Mr. Stark's motivation for being a superhero may not be entirely altruistic?

 

A: I have no other explanation. It must be a Christmas miracle.

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7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Mom didn't burn the ham this time because she bought a pre-cooked one and served it cold?

 

A: I'm still for Truth and Justice, but I'm starting to have my doubts about the American Way,

 

Q:  Why did Superman just bust down the White House?

 

A:  This is Trumpland - where only the mean and greedy survive.

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On December 27, 2018 at 5:39 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: The poker club isn't gambling -- they give us our clothes back.

 

Q:  What part of the Fireplace Wrangling Union's network is your favorite?

 

A: Nothing wrong with it as long as you don't mind a few holes burned through.

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