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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Why aren't you wearing your battle armor under your clothes in your secret ID?

 

A: Ice skates and trampolenes, but never an octopus.

 

Q: What sporting goods equipment do you use?

 

A: Don't jar the nuclear jam.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What does the warning sign inside the atomic deli say?

 

A: A pile of gold, thunderbolts from Zeus and an atmoic wedgie.

 

Q:What was the treasure you got in your last game of AD&D?

 

A:Mighty Morphin' Power Puffs

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Originally posted by Tim

Uhhhh.... (such an easy target, it's got to be a trap)... no comment:)

 

I'm speaking literally. About 10 years ago a group of four teenagers tried to mug my friend Lisa and myself. When I resisted one cracked me over the head with the weapon he was holding... namely, a Louisville slugger.

 

When I came to in the hospital, Lisa swore that when it broke over my head I grabbed the ragged stump of the bat out of the mugger's hand and tried to brain him with it. They ran and and I chased for about four feet before collapsing.

 

As I said, I have no memory of anything between getting hit in the head and waking up in the hospital with the back of my skull stapled back together.

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: So who AREN'T members on the HERO boards?

 

A: The biggest ball of string you ever saw.

 

Q. So what are you getting your pet sabretooth for Christmas?

 

 

A. Someone else's stuff is all over the place...

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Originally posted by Patriot

Q; What you get when you get married?

 

 

a: Peace and quiet

 

Q. What's the last thing you'll get when you have kids.

 

A. Sure you'll pull your hair out, but you'll love it just the same.

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Originally posted by Enforcer84

Q. Is the "Feather Technique" all its cracked up to be?

 

 

A. No, but its alright, it happens all the time.

 

 

Q. Are you sure I'm allowed to detonate nuclear weapons in the bathroom?

 

A. That's what you get for depending on Luke Skywalker.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Why did baseball fail to catch on in Victorian Transylvania?

 

A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a bowling ball.

 

Q. Can you give me an example of one of those three item juxtapositions that seem to be popular with participants in this game when they can't think of anything else to use as an answer?

 

A. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

A. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.

Q: How is it so easy for folks with mediocre talent - like Celine Dion - to get so full of themselves?

 

A: Chaka Gengis Khan Noonian Sing

 

By the way, Worldmaker, it isn't so much that I can't think of anything else, but more a test of the creativity of the folks on the board in comming up with creative ways to link them.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: How is it so easy for folks with mediocre talent - like Celine Dion - to get so full of themselves?

 

A: Chaka Gengis Khan Noonian Sing

 

 

Q. So what's the name of the time-travelling villain who puts entire cities to the swordgoing I've been hearing about on the Star Trek: The Musical fan boards?

 

A. My upper left bicuspid.

 

 

 

By the way, Worldmaker, it isn't so much that I can't think of anything else, but more a test of the creativity of the folks on the board in comming up with creative ways to link them.

 

Yeah, and that was the only question I could come up with. At least it fit.

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