Klytus Posted August 19, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Because if I wore it UNDER my clothes, it would chaffe. Q: Why aren't you wearing your battle armor under your clothes in your secret ID? A: Ice skates and trampolenes, but never an octopus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Why aren't you wearing your battle armor under your clothes in your secret ID? A: Ice skates and trampolenes, but never an octopus. Q: What sporting goods equipment do you use? A: Don't jar the nuclear jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Don't jar the nuclear jam. Q: What does the warning sign inside the atomic deli say? A: A pile of gold, thunderbolts from Zeus and an atmoic wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What does the warning sign inside the atomic deli say? A: A pile of gold, thunderbolts from Zeus and an atmoic wedgie. Q:What was the treasure you got in your last game of AD&D? A:Mighty Morphin' Power Puffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A:Mighty Morphin' Power Puffs Q: Can you name one of the shows rejected by the Cartoon Network? A: No, it doesn't come in chartreuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: Can you name one of the shows rejected by the Cartoon Network? A: No, it doesn't come in chartreuse. Q:Can I get this in Chartreuse? A: Harry, Larry, and Mary, but not Gary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q:Can I get this in Chartreuse? A: Harry, Larry, and Mary, but not Gary. Q: So who AREN'T members on the HERO boards? A: The biggest ball of string you ever saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Uhhhh.... (such an easy target, it's got to be a trap)... no comment:) I'm speaking literally. About 10 years ago a group of four teenagers tried to mug my friend Lisa and myself. When I resisted one cracked me over the head with the weapon he was holding... namely, a Louisville slugger. When I came to in the hospital, Lisa swore that when it broke over my head I grabbed the ragged stump of the bat out of the mugger's hand and tried to brain him with it. They ran and and I chased for about four feet before collapsing. As I said, I have no memory of anything between getting hit in the head and waking up in the hospital with the back of my skull stapled back together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: So who AREN'T members on the HERO boards? A: The biggest ball of string you ever saw. Q. So what are you getting your pet sabretooth for Christmas? A. Someone else's stuff is all over the place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Q; What you get when you get married? a: Peace and quiet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Patriot Q; What you get when you get married? a: Peace and quiet Q. What's the last thing you'll get when you have kids. A. Sure you'll pull your hair out, but you'll love it just the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Q. Is the "Feather Technique" all its cracked up to be? A. No, but its alright, it happens all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. Is the "Feather Technique" all its cracked up to be? A. No, but its alright, it happens all the time. Q. Are you sure I'm allowed to detonate nuclear weapons in the bathroom? A. That's what you get for depending on Luke Skywalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. That's what you get for depending on Luke Skywalker. Q: We're stuck in a giant trash compactor. Can you believe this? A: No, you'll be fine. The swelling will go down in a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Are you sure I'm allowed to detonate nuclear weapons in the bathroom? A. That's what you get for depending on Luke Skywalker. Q: What's rescued by his half naked sister? A: The Skipper, Gilligan, and the Professor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: We're stuck in a giant trash compactor. Can you believe this? A: No, you'll be fine. The swelling will go down in a few days. Q. Doctor, perhaps I shouldn't have tried to give Grond a Wedgie? A. Alas, Alack, but not Alarmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Q: Given the fact that you've just caused the reactor to enter its countdown to self-destruct, what's your reaction? A: No, no, NO! Never tug on that! You never know what it might be attached to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 A: No, no, NO! Never tug on that! You never know what it might be attached to! Q: What's the last thing you want to hear coming from the doctor's examination room just prior to getting a physical? A: an average comic book convention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What's the last thing you want to hear coming from the doctor's examination room just prior to getting a physical? A: an average comic book convention. Q: Where to find grown men acting like childern? A: Michael Jackson's home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: Where to find grown men acting like childern? A: Michael Jackson's home. Q: Where to find a grown ma acting like a child? A: Vampire Baseball Bats and Garlic Baseballs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Vampire Baseball Bats and Garlic Baseballs Q: Why did baseball fail to catch on in Victorian Transylvania? A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a bowling ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Why did baseball fail to catch on in Victorian Transylvania? A: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a bowling ball. Q. Can you give me an example of one of those three item juxtapositions that seem to be popular with participants in this game when they can't think of anything else to use as an answer? A. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that. Q: How is it so easy for folks with mediocre talent - like Celine Dion - to get so full of themselves? A: Chaka Gengis Khan Noonian Sing By the way, Worldmaker, it isn't so much that I can't think of anything else, but more a test of the creativity of the folks on the board in comming up with creative ways to link them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 20, 2003 Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: How is it so easy for folks with mediocre talent - like Celine Dion - to get so full of themselves? A: Chaka Gengis Khan Noonian Sing Q. So what's the name of the time-travelling villain who puts entire cities to the swordgoing I've been hearing about on the Star Trek: The Musical fan boards? A. My upper left bicuspid. By the way, Worldmaker, it isn't so much that I can't think of anything else, but more a test of the creativity of the folks on the board in comming up with creative ways to link them. Yeah, and that was the only question I could come up with. At least it fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. My upper left bicuspid. Question: So, Worldmaker, what would you rather give up than those pictures of Kara everyone is so hot for? Answer: Only if it makes me go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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