Asperion Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 7/12/2021 at 1:08 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: OK, I launched the ICBM. Noe ehst? A: You would make a good Dalek. Q: Hay Doctor, what was the most interesting comment that you have ever received? A: Don't worry, you're with the Doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Don't worry, you're with the Doctor. Q: Ejsy fprd oy ,rsm og ,u yu[omh vp,rd piy ;olr yjod? A: Shift 1 left, dufus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 14, 2021 Report Share Posted July 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Shift 1 left, dufus. Q: Hey, I'm really excited for my first day of work! I'm on first shift, right? A: The silence was deafening. I loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: The silence was deafening. I loved it. Q: What did you think of the John Cage concert? A: In the old days, raising an army was considered an accomplishment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: In the old days, raising an army was considered an accomplishment! Q: What's your favorite memory of being a necromancer? A: You say that like you think just anybody could do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: You say that like you think just anybody could do it. Q: I can find a way to skip past the defense of your dissertation for your Engineering PhD if you can design and build a functioning thermonuclear device before the committee is scheduled to meet in 98 hours A: "An Armed Society is a Polite Society" my ***! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: "An Armed Society is a Polite Society" my ***! Q: What have you got against octopus boxing? A: The most difficult issue is deciding who the victims were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2021 Report Share Posted July 15, 2021 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: The most difficult issue is deciding who the victims were. Q: What did you think about the pilot for the new reality TV series Karens vs. Telemarketers? A: For this offence there is no forgiveness, in this world or the next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 20 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What did you think about the pilot for the new reality TV series Karens vs. Telemarketers? A: For this offence there is no forgiveness, in this world or the next. Q: Galactus, on the change of galactic terrorism, what do you have to declare? A: Give me library with a side order of slaughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 16, 2021 Report Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Give me library with a side order of slaughter. Q: What ia the motto of our typical 400-point Valdorian Age wizard? A: That is not what we meant when we said "Brainwash this guy"/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 7/16/2021 at 10:38 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What ia the motto of our typical 400-point Valdorian Age wizard? A: That is not what we meant when we said "Brainwash this guy"/ Q: Did you just call for soap, squeegee, and bleach? A: I am a 100% certified and licensed snake oil salesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 8 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: I am a 100% certified and licensed snake oil salesman. Q: What are your qualifications for performing the task of lubricating my Elapidae colony? A: I can grease up a hedgehog, too, but those cost extra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 19, 2021 Report Share Posted July 19, 2021 On 7/18/2021 at 7:11 AM, Cancer said: A: I can grease up a hedgehog, too, but those cost extra. Q: Can you whip up a metric ton of the most poweful lubricant in the world to trip up the Flash? A: Here are the promised superpowers. I hope you're ready to ignore them completely during 80% of your waking hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 7/19/2021 at 9:53 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Can you whip up a metric ton of the most poweful lubricant in the world to trip up the Flash? A: Here are the promised superpowers. I hope you're ready to ignore them completely during 80% of your waking hours. Q: What do you mean that I can only use my powers when I am asleep? A: Those powers are only a picture here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 On 7/22/2021 at 7:22 AM, Asperion said: A: Those powers are only a picture here. Q: IS there a downside to being a detective with a photographic memory? A: I remember every single moment in my life like it was yesterday. So if you could tell me how I got into the hospital... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2021 Report Share Posted July 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I remember every single moment in my life like it was yesterday. So if you could tell me how I got into the hospital... Q: Holy cow, have you ever seen a baby that can talk after only one day?! A: Honor before reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 19 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Holy cow, have you ever seen a baby that can talk after only one day?! A: Honor before reason. Q: Why did the Klingons get defeated in the last war? A: A mower built for Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: A mower built for Superman. Q: What are the items needed for a JLA Date Night? A: You asked me how I could possibly fit into these. So don't complain now that you know the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 31, 2021 Report Share Posted July 31, 2021 9 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You asked me how I could possibly fit into these. So don't complain now that you know the answer. Q: You're one of The Founders?! A: Blood, or chocolate. You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 On 7/31/2021 at 3:05 PM, Pariah said: Q: You're one of The Founders?! A: Blood, or chocolate. You decide. Q: What is the best way to attract Dracula? A: For that we will need to wait until the end of eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: For that we will need to wait until the end of eternity. Q: Man, I hate b eing in Hell. When can we apply for parole? A: I'm working, Persephone. We'll so "something fun" on my lunch break, alright? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 On 8/3/2021 at 6:06 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm working, Persephone. We'll so "something fun" on my lunch break, alright? Q: Why all the concern about the temperatures of the furnaces? This isn't one of those dumb competitive cooking shows. A: I'm just here to poke things with a fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: I'm just here to poke things with a fork. Q: What are you doing here, Lucifer? A: Barbecued tauntaun, with a balsamic glaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 8 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What are you doing here, Lucifer? A: Barbecued tauntaun, with a balsamic glaze. Q: What was the preferred dinner among the Rebels when they were on Hoth? A: This coffee will give the Flash the jitters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This coffee will give the Flash the jitters. Q: Trickster, how do you plat to defeat the Flash with a latte? A: This coffee is so strong it will ressurect the dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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