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9 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: In the old days, raising an army was considered an accomplishment!

 

Q: What's your favorite memory of being a necromancer?

 

A: You say that like you think just anybody could do it.

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3 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: You say that like you think just anybody could do it.

Q: I can find a way to skip past the defense of your dissertation for your Engineering PhD if you can design and build a functioning thermonuclear device before the committee is scheduled to meet in 98 hours

 

A: "An Armed Society is a Polite Society" my ***!

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3 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: The most difficult issue is deciding who the victims were.

 

Q: What did you think about the pilot for the new reality TV series Karens vs. Telemarketers?

 

A: For this offence there is no forgiveness, in this world or the next.

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20 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: What did you think about the pilot for the new reality TV series Karens vs. Telemarketers?

 

A: For this offence there is no forgiveness, in this world or the next.

 

Q: Galactus,  on the change of galactic terrorism,  what do you have to declare?

 

A: Give me library with a side order of slaughter. 

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On 7/16/2021 at 10:38 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What ia the motto of our typical 400-point Valdorian Age wizard?

 

A: That is not what we meant when we said "Brainwash this guy"/

 

Q: Did you just call for soap, squeegee,  and bleach?

 

A: I am a 100% certified and licensed snake oil salesman. 

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On 7/18/2021 at 7:11 AM, Cancer said:

A: I can grease up a hedgehog, too, but those cost extra.

Q: Can you whip up a metric ton of the most poweful lubricant in the world to trip up the Flash?

 

A: Here are the promised superpowers. I hope you're ready to ignore them completely during 80% of your waking hours.

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On 7/19/2021 at 9:53 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Can you whip up a metric ton of the most poweful lubricant in the world to trip up the Flash?

 

A: Here are the promised superpowers. I hope you're ready to ignore them completely during 80% of your waking hours.

 

Q: What do you mean that I can only use my powers when I am asleep?

 

A: Those powers are only a picture here. 

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I remember every single moment in my life like it was yesterday. So if you could tell me how I got into the hospital...

 

Q: Holy cow, have you ever seen a baby that can talk after only one day?!

 

A: Honor before reason. 

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9 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: You asked me how I could possibly fit into these. So don't complain now that you know the answer.

 

Q: You're one of The Founders?!

 

A: Blood, or chocolate. You decide. 

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On 8/3/2021 at 6:06 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I'm working, Persephone. We'll so "something fun" on my lunch break, alright?

 

Q: Why all the concern about the temperatures of the furnaces?  This isn't one of those dumb competitive cooking shows.

 

A: I'm just here to poke things with a fork.

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