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8 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: What is the first rule of angular momentum club?

 

A: It's a mathematical proof of why bagels are superior to donuts.

 

So Professor,  can you answer the question about why there are so many donut shops around?

 

A: When you claim to see spots,  they can be literal spots. 

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On 8/10/2021 at 8:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why did you try to pass this off as a Greyhound when you very well know it's a Dalmatan?

 

A: Vanz Kant Danz, but he steals your money! Watch out,or he'll rob you blind!

 

Q: What is a perfect trap for the Daredevil?

 

A: We left tomorrow and arrived yesterday. 

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33 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: All roads lead to the same place,  unfortunately that place is where you started. 

 

Q: What's the biggest problem with living in a gravitationally-closed universe?

 

A: But I like it burnt!

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On 8/13/2021 at 12:42 PM, Cancer said:

 

Q: You do realize that you still have to use that textbook, don't you?

 

A: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

 

Q: I will surrender to you,  but can you capture my dog, B'dg?

 

A: We have the Einstein Bridge, now there is the Hawking Bridge. 

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13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: How could thins brutish-looking ox of a man hold a Ph.D from Yale?

 

A:  We had to nuke the planet to save it.

 

Q: Why did Ego just send you a thank you note?

 

A: When they said that it would be an anti magic field,  that's not what I had in mind. 

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5 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: When they said that it would be an anti magic field,  that's not what I had in mind. 

 

Q: Why do you have 40 acres of spell-suppressing chrysanthemums? 

 

A: As it turns out, it's actively hostile.

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25 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Isn't Gnarl Patterson distant from his parents?

 

A:  I have to go, dear. Today is my trial for murdering my last wife.

 

Q: Why are you being escorted by Iron Man,  Banner,  Maxima, and Martian Manhunter?

 

A: This is the computer that eats all others. 

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10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: I'm sorry, but our company dress code requires you to be clean-shaven. Still planning to work here?

 

A: Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a squeal!

 

Q: This pork tastes extremely fresh.  Where did it come from?

 

A: Forgot about the place that you can't leave,  this place never lets you enter. 

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