Pariah Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 19 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This coffee is so strong it will resurrect the dead! Q: I didn't even know that Raktajino espresso was a thing. A: Hot, double strong, double sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 8/6/2021 at 1:27 PM, Pariah said: Q: I didn't even know that Raktajino espresso was a thing. A: Hot, double strong, double sweet. Q: What is the way that Pariah likes his dates? A: We are now at the half life of nothing. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 8/8/2021 at 8:28 AM, Asperion said: A: We are now at the half life of nothing. Q: You know how hard it is to sustain high-quality vacuum? A: Every time you turn around, it's another revolution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 16 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Every time you turn around, it's another revolution! Q: What is the first rule of angular momentum club? A: It's a mathematical proof of why bagels are superior to donuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 10, 2021 Report Share Posted August 10, 2021 8 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: What is the first rule of angular momentum club? A: It's a mathematical proof of why bagels are superior to donuts. So Professor, can you answer the question about why there are so many donut shops around? A: When you claim to see spots, they can be literal spots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Asperion said: A: When you claim to see spots, they can be literal spots. Q: Why did you try to pass this off as a Greyhound when you very well know it's a Dalmatan? A: Vanz Kant Danz, but he steals your money! Watch out,or he'll rob you blind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 On 8/10/2021 at 8:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why did you try to pass this off as a Greyhound when you very well know it's a Dalmatan? A: Vanz Kant Danz, but he steals your money! Watch out,or he'll rob you blind! Q: What is a perfect trap for the Daredevil? A: We left tomorrow and arrived yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 10 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We left tomorrow and arrived yesterday. Q: How'd your fiendish plot go, to mess up all commerce by yanking all the master clocks off kilter? A: Time is relative! Unfortunately, that relative is your mother-in-law. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: Time is relative! Unfortunately, that relative is your mother-in-law. Q: Why won't you go top that MArriage Service for Gallifreyan Women? I hear they're so smart! A: I'm here to hand you your test tubes and tell you how brilliant you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm here to hand you your test tubes and tell you how brilliant you are. Q: So, Igor, do you understand your job duties? A: Roll the dice, move your mice, take a card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: So, Igor, do you understand your job duties? A: Roll the dice, move your mice, take a card! Q: How is that effort of merging poker with MTG going? A: All roads lead to the same place, unfortunately that place is where you started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 33 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: All roads lead to the same place, unfortunately that place is where you started. Q: What's the biggest problem with living in a gravitationally-closed universe? A: But I like it burnt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: But I like it burnt! Q: You do realize that you still have to use that textbook, don't you? A: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 On 8/13/2021 at 12:42 PM, Cancer said: Q: You do realize that you still have to use that textbook, don't you? A: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! Q: I will surrender to you, but can you capture my dog, B'dg? A: We have the Einstein Bridge, now there is the Hawking Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2021 Report Share Posted August 15, 2021 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have the Einstein Bridge, now there is the Hawking Bridge. Q: Is there really a way to cross the event horizon of a black hole? A: He's not as dumb as he looks. How could he be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 On 8/15/2021 at 11:26 AM, Pariah said: A: He's not as dumb as he looks. How could he be? Q: How could thins brutish-looking ox of a man hold a Ph.D from Yale? A: We had to nuke the planet to save it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How could thins brutish-looking ox of a man hold a Ph.D from Yale? A: We had to nuke the planet to save it. Q: Why did Ego just send you a thank you note? A: When they said that it would be an anti magic field, that's not what I had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2021 Report Share Posted August 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: When they said that it would be an anti magic field, that's not what I had in mind. Q: Why do you have 40 acres of spell-suppressing chrysanthemums? A: As it turns out, it's actively hostile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 4 hours ago, Pariah said: A: As it turns out, it's actively hostile. Q: Is there a reason to worship Nyarlythotep? Does it even care about humanity? A: I like my mind as it was. I sure don't need Nyarlythotep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I like my mind as it was. I sure don't need Nyarlythotep. Q: How was your experiment with LSD? A: His parents called him "Gnarly". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 9 hours ago, Cancer said: A: His parents called him "Gnarly". Q: Isn't Gnarl Patterson distant from his parents? A: I have to go, dear. Today is my trial for murdering my last wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 25 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Isn't Gnarl Patterson distant from his parents? A: I have to go, dear. Today is my trial for murdering my last wife. Q: Why are you being escorted by Iron Man, Banner, Maxima, and Martian Manhunter? A: This is the computer that eats all others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 20, 2021 Report Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 8/19/2021 at 7:55 AM, Asperion said: A: This is the computer that eats all others. Q: What's a Pусскихакэр 666? A: Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 10 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin! Q: I'm sorry, but our company dress code requires you to be clean-shaven. Still planning to work here? A: Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a squeal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I'm sorry, but our company dress code requires you to be clean-shaven. Still planning to work here? A: Bleating and babbling, we fell on his neck with a squeal! Q: This pork tastes extremely fresh. Where did it come from? A: Forgot about the place that you can't leave, this place never lets you enter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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