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On 8/21/2021 at 9:21 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Describe the fatal flaw that keeps most people from going to The Tomb of Horrors.

 

A: The Man who Cannot Die would like a ord with you, Ms. Quinn/.

 

Q: Did he just discuss the possibility of an unending Herogames session?

 

A: This is a new Manhattan Project. 

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9 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Is it okay to drive whilst stoned?

 

A: Nobody, never, nowhere.

 

Q: What is the answer to my question about who will play in my Pathfinder game?

 

A: There is a Eternity,  party of infinity. 

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On 8/26/2021 at 9:09 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What is a sign your wait staff is going to have a very bad day.

 

A: And this is what you get when you cast Create Infinite Pizza.

 

Q: What made you open this crazy pizza parlor?

 

A: This maze is judged to be impossible. 

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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A: This maze is judged to be impossible. 

 

Q: Wait, you placed a tesseract inside a Klein bottle inside a quantum singularity?

 

A: That's an awful lot of blame to hang on poor Coincidence.

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On 8/29/2021 at 9:47 AM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Wait, you placed a tesseract inside a Klein bottle inside a quantum singularity?

 

A: That's an awful lot of blame to hang on poor Coincidence.

 

Q: Why are you attempting to say that Thanos was the ultimate villain of the story?

 

A: We are discussing someone who makes Thanos look peaceful. 

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On 9/8/2021 at 8:23 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Aw, isn't that the cutest little chihuhua you've ever seen ien your life?

 

A: Beware of Doug.

 

Q: Did you have some mistakes here  - shouldn't that be either dog or god?

 

A: Enter and face the wrath of Suzy. 

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8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why did you invite me over if you know I'm a Pelicans fan?

 

A: You may have the power to have me fired, but I have the power to have you whacked.

 

Q: What are you doing here with those boxing gloves?

 

A: We now have the ultimate answer. 

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9 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Is it possible for a complete schmuck to be the leader of the free world?

 

A: Struck in the back by lightning.

 

Q: Why would you call Zeus a backstabber?

 

A: Gee, if you'd just asked for a penny or a nickel, I would've been glad to help you.

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6 minutes ago, tkdguy said:

A: Gee, if you'd just asked for a penny or a nickel, I would've been glad to help you.

 

Q: Hey buddy, can you spare 50,000 quatloos?

 

A: When you said the new boss was a bonehead, I didn't think you meant it literally.

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34 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A:And I mean this in the nicest way -- oh, who am I kidding? I'm becoming a Jackass!

 

Q: What do you think of my equine role-playing game, Ponies and Paddocks?

 

A: Run.  Run like hell.

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12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What does 40m of Flight: Must Touch Surface really allow me to do?

 

A: So that's what the Ouija board meant when it told me to avoid this kitten before it devoured my Sole..

 

Q: Why did it just say that the Flurken would travel though?

 

A: This isn't the place that we expected. 

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3 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: This isn't the place that we expected. 

 

Q: "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." Unless you're actually poor, or you have dark skin, in which case you can **** off.

 

A: We'll fix it in the mix.

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4 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." Unless you're actually poor, or you have dark skin, in which case you can **** off.

 

A: We'll fix it in the mix.

 

Q:  Why is there gravel in this flour?

A:  You can't handle the truth!!!

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