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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A:  We know your destination, and this isn't it. 


Q: Come on, Saint Peter, at least I wasn't as bad as Hitler.


A: And because of your petty and largely incompetent and harmless evil, you are hereby darned to Heck! 

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On 9/24/2021 at 9:30 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: First time seeing the Metropolitan Opera? Whay did you think?


A: We know her as the Crazy Dragon Lady.


Q: Just because she breathes fire and flies, is that any reason to give her a fancy name?


A: He may not kill you,  but he can take you off your feet. 

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On 10/3/2021 at 1:53 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Three dimensions? Are you kidding? Everybody knows there are only two, right?


A: Me, I've got a different problem. I live in a world of Tupperware.


Q: Why do you take three steps then bounce back five?


A: Walking along a knife's edge. 

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21 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A:  If you were the coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars, you'd do that too.


Q: I wasn't aware that it was even possible to buy whiskey by the cubic meter!


A: Vibranium underpants. 

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