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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A:  We know your destination, and this isn't it. 

 

Q: Come on, Saint Peter, at least I wasn't as bad as Hitler.

 

A: And because of your petty and largely incompetent and harmless evil, you are hereby darned to Heck! 

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On 9/18/2021 at 12:29 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What sort of afterlife awaits Doctor Heinz Doofenschmirtz?

 

A: Yep. He even has his own Evil Jingle on his voicemail greeting!

 

Q: What was the purpose for your reaction after calling Trump?

 

A: I am just working the dough. 

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On 9/21/2021 at 8:54 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why don't you want me to go out on the freeway? It's only a blizzard!

 

A: I set things on fire to express my spirituality!

 

Q: Why are you attempting to get a deduction for pyromancia?

 

A: This mosquito has some rather unique properties. 

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On 9/24/2021 at 9:30 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: First time seeing the Metropolitan Opera? Whay did you think?

 

A: We know her as the Crazy Dragon Lady.

 

Q: Just because she breathes fire and flies, is that any reason to give her a fancy name?

 

A: He may not kill you,  but he can take you off your feet. 

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4 hours ago, Asperion said:

 

Q: Just because she breathes fire and flies, is that any reason to give her a fancy name?

 

A: He may not kill you,  but he can take you off your feet. 

 

Q: Is that guy a Judo master?

 

A: That's one wicked-looking katana!

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On 10/3/2021 at 1:53 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Three dimensions? Are you kidding? Everybody knows there are only two, right?

 

A: Me, I've got a different problem. I live in a world of Tupperware.

 

Q: Why do you take three steps then bounce back five?

 

A: Walking along a knife's edge. 

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21 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A:  If you were the coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars, you'd do that too.

 

Q: I wasn't aware that it was even possible to buy whiskey by the cubic meter!

 

A: Vibranium underpants. 

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58 minutes ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: I wasn't aware that it was even possible to buy whiskey by the cubic meter!

 

A: Vibranium underpants. 

 

Q: Why did everything go very quiet the instant that he appeared?

 

A: This is the Keyboard that drives your life. 

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: This is the Keyboard that drives your life. 

Q: Now that you Six Characters are close to finding what you're looking for, what is this piece of memorabilia worth?

 

A: We are all just things in the Red King's dream, and when he wakes up we're done for!

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