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4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: We are all just things in the Red King's dream, and when he wakes up we're done for!

 

Q: So what's your radically different take on the Lovecraftian universe?

 

A: No, he won't eat your soul.  He'll just make you grade premed physics paper for what seems like eternity.

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15 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: So what's your radically different take on the Lovecraftian universe?

 

A: No, he won't eat your soul.  He'll just make you grade premed physics paper for what seems like eternity.

 

Q: What is the true definition of damnation?

 

A: This is the final solution to nothing. 

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32 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: This is the final solution to nothing. 

 

Q: Did you know that as long as the energy in the created particle times the time it lasts is less than Planck's constant, you can something from nothing for a short time?

 

A: It's like corporate PR that way.

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4 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: It's like corporate PR that way.

Q: So there are significant tax advantages from hosting your servers in San Juan instead of Washington Heights?

 

A: That's why you never hit "Accept All". It avoids errors like this, so perhaps you will remember that on your next job.

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18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: So there are significant tax advantages from hosting your servers in San Juan instead of Washington Heights?

 

A: That's why you never hit "Accept All". It avoids errors like this, so perhaps you will remember that on your next job.

 

Q: Why am I being selected for termination? All that I did was to run through the financial papers for the company. 

 

A: We have the answer to everything  - except what you're asking. 

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13 minutes ago, unclevlad said:

A:  When a particle and an anti-particle meet, they annihilate each other.

 

Q: Why am I not allowed to order antipasto with my pasta?

 

A: It's only a metaphorical elephant. 

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12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: We all see it! It's right there! Are we going to keep on trying to ignore it?

 

A: When it's time to talk, talk. Don't shoot.

 

Q: What made you bring this AA gun to the Toastmasters Club?

 

A: Your research is completely valid in every situation,  except this case. 

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On 10/17/2021 at 3:31 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Why does nobody call basketball superstar Giannis by his last name?

 

A: I said I came here to administer the Last Rites. I did not say for who.

 

Q: That is the Doctor.  The terminal patient is three floors down. What good do you believe you will perform here?

 

A: This crazy,  mixed up reality that you throw everyone into. 

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3 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: This crazy,  mixed up reality that you throw everyone into. 

 

Q: How would you describe the latest crossover event involving Marvel, DC, and Image Comics?

 

A: Third down and New Jersey to go.

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3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: He must not be cheatin' after all!

 

Q: What about this guy who said it wasn't the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor, it was the Democrats?

 

A: I think your box lunch has a concussion and a bruised kidney.

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13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: How dare you mock the King of the High School Vampire Club! Now yuou will -- suffer?

 

A: Ir's those dang Whywolves you really need to worry about.

 

Q: Did you think Wolverine was bad news? Try these new guys out for real trouble. 

 

A: That went really fast,  it only took five years. 

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On 10/22/2021 at 10:31 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Have you heard? The Enterprise just got back to Earth!

 

A: I'm afraid your Hour of Power is up, Mr. Biden.

 

Q: For the Guest of Honor we would like to introduce President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador. Why is Present Biden off to the far left?

 

A: Your job is now done.  Here's your quarter. 

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1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: That's what you get for insulting Batman.

 

Q: Another stay at Arkham, I see.

 

A: I didn't think we actually needed the advertising executives, the insurance salespeople, or the telephone sanitizers. 

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On 10/26/2021 at 10:10 AM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Another stay at Arkham, I see.

 

A: I didn't think we actually needed the advertising executives, the insurance salespeople, or the telephone sanitizers. 

 

Q: Why were all these insurance people brought along for a Doomsday Program?

 

A: That is another Doomsday that no one will ever know anything about. 

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