Cancer Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: We are all just things in the Red King's dream, and when he wakes up we're done for! Q: So what's your radically different take on the Lovecraftian universe? A: No, he won't eat your soul. He'll just make you grade premed physics paper for what seems like eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 15 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: So what's your radically different take on the Lovecraftian universe? A: No, he won't eat your soul. He'll just make you grade premed physics paper for what seems like eternity. Q: What is the true definition of damnation? A: This is the final solution to nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 32 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This is the final solution to nothing. Q: Did you know that as long as the energy in the created particle times the time it lasts is less than Planck's constant, you can something from nothing for a short time? A: It's like corporate PR that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 8, 2021 Report Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Cancer said: A: It's like corporate PR that way. Q: So there are significant tax advantages from hosting your servers in San Juan instead of Washington Heights? A: That's why you never hit "Accept All". It avoids errors like this, so perhaps you will remember that on your next job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 9, 2021 Report Share Posted October 9, 2021 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So there are significant tax advantages from hosting your servers in San Juan instead of Washington Heights? A: That's why you never hit "Accept All". It avoids errors like this, so perhaps you will remember that on your next job. Q: Why am I being selected for termination? All that I did was to run through the financial papers for the company. A: We have the answer to everything - except what you're asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We have the answer to everything - except what you're asking. Q: When will we have the pandemic contained???? A: When a particle and an anti-particle meet, they annihilate each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 13 minutes ago, unclevlad said: A: When a particle and an anti-particle meet, they annihilate each other. Q: Why am I not allowed to order antipasto with my pasta? A: It's only a metaphorical elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It's only a metaphorical elephant. Q: We all see it! It's right there! Are we going to keep on trying to ignore it? A: When it's time to talk, talk. Don't shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: We all see it! It's right there! Are we going to keep on trying to ignore it? A: When it's time to talk, talk. Don't shoot. Q: What made you bring this AA gun to the Toastmasters Club? A: Your research is completely valid in every situation, except this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2021 Report Share Posted October 10, 2021 55 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Your research is completely valid in every situation, except this case. Q: I didn't say it was ducks, but -- DUCKS! A: Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 16, 2021 Report Share Posted October 16, 2021 On 10/10/2021 at 10:53 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I didn't say it was ducks, but -- DUCKS! A: Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Q: What is the meaning of epipoeias? A: That was one long string of consonants in that word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 On 10/16/2021 at 10:19 AM, Asperion said: A: That was one long string of consonants in that word. Q: Why does nobody call basketball superstar Giannis by his last name? A: I said I came here to administer the Last Rites. I did not say for who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 On 10/17/2021 at 3:31 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why does nobody call basketball superstar Giannis by his last name? A: I said I came here to administer the Last Rites. I did not say for who. Q: That is the Doctor. The terminal patient is three floors down. What good do you believe you will perform here? A: This crazy, mixed up reality that you throw everyone into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This crazy, mixed up reality that you throw everyone into. Q: How would you describe the latest crossover event involving Marvel, DC, and Image Comics? A: Third down and New Jersey to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 On 10/20/2021 at 9:05 AM, Pariah said: A: Third down and New Jersey to go. Q: Our guys are having real prpoblems in Foxboro tonight, eh, Bob? A: He must not be cheatin' after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: He must not be cheatin' after all! Q: What about this guy who said it wasn't the Germans who bombed Pearl Harbor, it was the Democrats? A: I think your box lunch has a concussion and a bruised kidney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: I think your box lunch has a concussion and a bruised kidney. Q: How dare you mock the King of the High School Vampire Club! Now yuou will -- suffer? A: Ir's those dang Whywolves you really need to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: How dare you mock the King of the High School Vampire Club! Now yuou will -- suffer? A: Ir's those dang Whywolves you really need to worry about. Q: Did you think Wolverine was bad news? Try these new guys out for real trouble. A: That went really fast, it only took five years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 22, 2021 Report Share Posted October 22, 2021 34 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That went really fast, it only took five years. Q: Have you heard? The Enterprise just got back to Earth! A: I'm afraid your Hour of Power is up, Mr. Biden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 On 10/22/2021 at 10:31 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Have you heard? The Enterprise just got back to Earth! A: I'm afraid your Hour of Power is up, Mr. Biden. Q: For the Guest of Honor we would like to introduce President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador. Why is Present Biden off to the far left? A: Your job is now done. Here's your quarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 21 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Your job is now done. Here's your quarter. Q: You're late again, Chief O'Hara. ,In fact, why are you here at all? A: That's what you get for insulting Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: That's what you get for insulting Batman. Q: Another stay at Arkham, I see. A: I didn't think we actually needed the advertising executives, the insurance salespeople, or the telephone sanitizers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 30, 2021 Report Share Posted October 30, 2021 On 10/26/2021 at 10:10 AM, Pariah said: Q: Another stay at Arkham, I see. A: I didn't think we actually needed the advertising executives, the insurance salespeople, or the telephone sanitizers. Q: Why were all these insurance people brought along for a Doomsday Program? A: That is another Doomsday that no one will ever know anything about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 10 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That is another Doomsday that no one will ever know anything about. Q: What REALLY happened on January 6th? A: Because you bought the generic stuff, dear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 11 hours ago, unclevlad said: A: Because you bought the generic stuff, dear.... Q: Why did that cough syrup taste like -- ACK! HELP ME! I'VE BEEN POISONED! A:I This is going to be more challenging than I thought, because whatever doesn't kill Foxbat makes him stronger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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