Pariah Posted October 31, 2021 Report Share Posted October 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This is going to be more challenging than I thought, because whatever doesn't kill Foxbat makes him stronger... Q: Vampire Foxbat? What the actual ****?! A: it's not a matter of life and death. It's much more serious than that. It's football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 On 10/31/2021 at 11:12 AM, Pariah said: Q: Vampire Foxbat? What the actual ****?! A: it's not a matter of life and death. It's much more serious than that. It's football. Q: Why are you carrying a wooden steak to the football game? A: Normalized Insanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Normalized Insanity Q: Why are so many people trying to eat wooden steaks at this place? A: A stake to the heart may well kill a vampire, but it won't do me much good either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2021 Report Share Posted November 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: A stake to the heart may well kill a vampire, but it won't do me much good either. Q: To determine whether or not you are a vampire, I'm going to put this wooden stake through your heart. If it kills you, you're a vampire. Good enough? A: Dances with Jailbait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2021 Report Share Posted November 6, 2021 20 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Dances with Jailbait. Q: And what does this nation call that idiot soldier who was just sent down the river to do five-to-ten? A: All the bad luck in the world will rub off you and be dropped onto Herbert there. Poor Herbert, but at least he wasn't paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 On 11/6/2021 at 9:50 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: And what does this nation call that idiot soldier who was just sent down the river to do five-to-ten? A: All the bad luck in the world will rub off you and be dropped onto Herbert there. Poor Herbert, but at least he wasn't paid. Q: Why is Inmate 1428640 from the state prison here and given such strong information about what we're doing? A: Those are some real slip-ers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 9 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Those are some real slip-ers. Q: Didn't I tell you not to wear rollerblades in the house? A: I'm sure most weapons are much more practical than this one, but it makes a keen sound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 45 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm sure most weapons are much more practical than this one, but it makes a keen sound! Q: A "thermonuclear kazoo"? A: You don't start with enough character points to have that option, unless you sell off all your starting BODY, plus eight more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: You don't start with enough character points to have that option, unless you sell off all your starting BODY, plus eight more. Q: I want my character to be an immortal, untouchable, undefeatable spirit being! Can I do that? A: I'd say you can probably do that exactly one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 41 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: I'd say you can probably do that exactly one time. Q: Can I press with jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button? Please? A:Iwant my money back! The jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button keeps switching Presidents on us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A:I want my money back! The jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button keeps switching Presidents on us! Q: What's wrong with Richard Nixon on the $20 bill? A: He was originally on the $3 bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: He was originally on the $3 bill. Q: Wait, is this Foxbat's picture on the seven-and-a-half dollar bill? That can't be right! A: All it will cost you is your immortal soul ... and six box tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: All it will cost you is your immortal soul ... and six box tops. Q: Mephistopholes has a thing for Lucky Charms? Who knew? A: The purple clovers in this field are a pretty good sign of -- something. You're the botany major, you figure it out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 On 11/8/2021 at 9:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Mephistopholes has a thing for Lucky Charms? Who knew? A: The purple clovers in this field are a pretty good sign of -- something. You're the botany major, you figure it out! Q: Why do you perform that little dance everytime that we encounter a field of purple clovers? A: Kongfom Impqreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Kongfom Impqreal. Q: What was that second verse of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" trying to say, anyway? A: Here we are now! Are you not entertained? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 On 11/12/2021 at 10:07 AM, Pariah said: Q: What was that second verse of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" trying to say, anyway? A: Here we are now! Are you not entertained? Q: What is there to be entertained about? This is literally the center of nothing. A: This was a gift from Thanos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 30 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This was a gift from Thanos. Q: "It's All Hooey: There Is No COVID"? This title will sell well in a bunch of places, and it's royalty-free! Where'd this come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 Since Cancer provided no answer, I will jump back to the prior answer: Q: Where did this big, shiny glove with all those sparkly items come from? A: This is a carmelized war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 On 11/25/2021 at 7:45 AM, Asperion said: Since Cancer provided no answer, I will jump back to the prior answer: Q: Where did this big, shiny glove with all those sparkly items come from? A: This is a carmelized war. (oops) Q: Where'd all these nuns come from, and why do they all have assault rifles? A: The cat requires reassurance after you were gone for 30 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2021 Report Share Posted November 28, 2021 On 11/26/2021 at 10:26 AM, Cancer said: A: The cat requires reassurance after you were gone for 30 hours. Q: Honey, I feel a draft. What happened to my jeans? Q: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. Can I have it back now? I'm having a lot of problems living without it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 On 10/31/2021 at 10:12 AM, Pariah said: A: it's not a matter of life and death. It's much more serious than that. It's football. Q: You don't care what the death toll is? A: For people like you, it's $1.29. Cash up front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 57 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: For people like you, it's $1.29. Cash up front. Q: How much for the nickel tour? A: You wish. Bring a mop and a hazmat suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: How much for the nickel tour? A: You wish. Bring a mop and a hazmat suit. Q: Do you believe I can get a job at Chernobyl? A: When we say a lifetime, we are referring to a bacterial life, not yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: When we say a lifetime, we are referring to a bacterial life, not yours. Q: I thought I had a Lifetime Subscription to Strategy & Tactics! A: I don't see how you expect to get anywhere with that penguin on top of your television set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I don't see how you expect to get anywhere with that penguin on top of your television set. Q: Okay, you can go ahead and put everything in the truck, but whatever you do, DON'T DROP THE PENGUIN! A: Puffins, puffins everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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