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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: This is going to be more challenging than I thought, because whatever doesn't kill Foxbat makes him stronger...

 

Q: Vampire Foxbat? What the actual ****?!

 

A: it's not a matter of life and death. It's much more serious than that. It's football.

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2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: A stake to the heart may well kill a vampire, but it won't do me much good either.

 

Q: To determine whether or not you are a vampire, I'm going to put this wooden stake through your heart. If it kills you, you're a vampire. Good enough?

 

A: Dances with Jailbait.

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On 11/6/2021 at 9:50 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: And what does this nation call that idiot soldier who was just sent down the river to do five-to-ten?

 

A: All the bad luck in the world will rub off you and be dropped onto Herbert there. Poor Herbert, but at least he wasn't paid.

 

Q: Why is Inmate 1428640 from the state prison here and given such strong information about what we're doing?

 

A: Those are some real slip-ers.

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45 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I'm sure most weapons are much more practical than this one, but it makes a keen sound!

 

Q: A "thermonuclear kazoo"?

 

A: You don't start with enough character points to have that option, unless you sell off all your starting BODY, plus eight more.

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3 hours ago, Cancer said:

A: You don't start with enough character points to have that option, unless you sell off all your starting BODY, plus eight more.

 

Q: I want my character to be an immortal, untouchable, undefeatable spirit being! Can I do that?

 

A: I'd say you can probably do that exactly one time.

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On 11/8/2021 at 9:59 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Mephistopholes has a thing for Lucky Charms? Who knew?

 

A: The purple clovers in this field are a pretty good sign of -- something. You're the botany major, you figure it out!

 

Q: Why do you perform that little dance everytime that we encounter a field of purple clovers?

 

A: Kongfom Impqreal.

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On 11/25/2021 at 7:45 AM, Asperion said:

Since Cancer provided no answer,  I will jump back to the prior answer:

 

Q: Where did this big, shiny glove with all those sparkly items come from?

 

A: This is a carmelized war. 

 

(oops)

 

Q: Where'd all these nuns come from, and why do they all have assault rifles?

 

A:  The cat requires reassurance after you were gone for 30 hours.

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1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: I don't see how you expect to get anywhere with that penguin on top of your television set.

 

Q: Okay, you can go ahead and put everything in the truck, but whatever you do, DON'T DROP THE PENGUIN!

 

A: Puffins, puffins everywhere!

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