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2 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: One of these cows is not like the others. One of these cows doesn't belong.

 

Q: Hey, have you seen this?

rocket-cow-sculpture-by-michael-bingham-

 

A: Some people have a beef about that spaceship.

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27 minutes ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: Hey, have you seen this?

rocket-cow-sculpture-by-michael-bingham-

 

A: Some people have a beef about that spaceship.

 

Q: Somehow, "These are the Voyages of the Starship Ronald McDonald" doesn't have the same grafvitas, does it?

 

A: We use Pig-based Technology for almost everything now.

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On 1/20/2023 at 1:31 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

 

Q: Somehow, "These are the Voyages of the Starship Ronald McDonald" doesn't have the same grafvitas, does it?

 

A: We use Pig-based Technology for almost everything now.

 

Q: Why do I smell bacon everytime we engage the warp drive?

 

A: I thought you said you wanted a turtle drive. 

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5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: We really did not think through what to name this newly discovered civilization.

 

Q: What, another problem with the Children of Pandora?

 

A: This tastes like it's saving me money. 

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On 1/29/2023 at 1:47 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: Taco Bell? How can you possibly think taking me to Taco Bell or Date Night was a good idea?

 

A: Barack Obama has fewer legs than your cat.

 

Q:  Why are you attempting to enter your cat in the legless race?

 

A: All these weapons and nothing to destroy. 

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On 2/19/2023 at 8:59 AM, Asperion said:

A: This is what we refer to as a typical day. 

Q: Why are all these superpowered people having an all-out battle in Downtown Manhattan?

 

A: For the record -- no, that is not a time machine. So get out of there before the thing switches itself on by mistake!

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18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: For the record -- no, that is not a time machine. So get out of there before the thing switches itself on by mistake!

 

Q:  <in a tinny voice>  ...would you like to play a game?

A:  Bye-bye, Miss American Pie...

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On 3/3/2023 at 9:52 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Nuts to your white mice!

 

Q: What do you think of our version of the delicious traditional Slobbovian hors d'ouerve, Pecan Rat?

 

A: It's the naked tail that provides the enticement.

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On 3/4/2023 at 2:58 PM, Cancer said:

 

Q: What do you think of our version of the delicious traditional Slobbovian hors d'ouerve, Pecan Rat?

 

A: It's the naked tail that provides the enticement.

 

Q: Why does Squirrel Girl get all that attention?

 

A: Our Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor this year  - Grog

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On 3/26/2023 at 9:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Moscow Is Still Standing!

 

Q: Why are you so certain that you can profitably sell expensive lounge chairs in Russia?

 

A: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

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52 minutes ago, unclevlad said:

A:  I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark.

 

Q: Hi!  Any questions about how to do the observing lab?

 

A:  And we will always try to keep it that way.

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