Cancer Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 2 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: One of these cows is not like the others. One of these cows doesn't belong. Q: Hey, have you seen this? A: Some people have a beef about that spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 27 minutes ago, Cancer said: Q: Hey, have you seen this? A: Some people have a beef about that spaceship. Q: Somehow, "These are the Voyages of the Starship Ronald McDonald" doesn't have the same grafvitas, does it? A: We use Pig-based Technology for almost everything now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 On 1/20/2023 at 1:31 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Somehow, "These are the Voyages of the Starship Ronald McDonald" doesn't have the same grafvitas, does it? A: We use Pig-based Technology for almost everything now. Q: Why do I smell bacon everytime we engage the warp drive? A: I thought you said you wanted a turtle drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 On 1/24/2023 at 11:39 AM, Asperion said: A: I thought you said you wanted a turtle drive. Q: Why can't I get my data, and why does my computer smell like chocolate, caramel, and pecans? A: We really did not think through what to name this newly discovered civilization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 5 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: We really did not think through what to name this newly discovered civilization. Q: What, another problem with the Children of Pandora? A: This tastes like it's saving me money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29 Report Share Posted January 29 On 1/26/2023 at 12:53 PM, Pariah said: A: This tastes like it's saving me money. Q: Taco Bell? How can you possibly think taking me to Taco Bell or Date Night was a good idea? A: Barack Obama has fewer legs than your cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 On 1/29/2023 at 1:47 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Taco Bell? How can you possibly think taking me to Taco Bell or Date Night was a good idea? A: Barack Obama has fewer legs than your cat. Q: Why are you attempting to enter your cat in the legless race? A: All these weapons and nothing to destroy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 5 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: Why are you attempting to enter your cat in the legless race? A: All these weapons and nothing to destroy. Q: So what was your trip to the Pentagon like? A: Looks like we're running low on air again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 On 2/5/2023 at 5:01 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: So what was your trip to the Pentagon like? A: Looks like we're running low on air again. Q: Why is everyone hording cans of air suddenly? A: Looks like the water has turned against us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 6 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Looks like the water has turned against us. Q: What is the last thing anyone wants to hear, in a maternity ward? A: They seek him here, they seek him there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 19 hours ago, unclevlad said: A: They seek him here, they seek him there.... Q: Where's the dog? A: Dogs only know where I'd be without you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 On 2/12/2023 at 6:54 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Where's the dog? A: Dogs only know where I'd be without you. Q: What is your response for dating a warewolf? A: This is what we refer to as a typical day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 On 2/19/2023 at 8:59 AM, Asperion said: A: This is what we refer to as a typical day. Q: Why are all these superpowered people having an all-out battle in Downtown Manhattan? A: For the record -- no, that is not a time machine. So get out of there before the thing switches itself on by mistake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: For the record -- no, that is not a time machine. So get out of there before the thing switches itself on by mistake! Q: <in a tinny voice> ...would you like to play a game? A: Bye-bye, Miss American Pie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 15 hours ago, unclevlad said: A: Bye-bye, Miss American Pie... Q: Did you hear, U.S. Pies went bankrupt? A: They moved to the Moon and set up a new shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 1 hour ago, Cancer said: A: They moved to the Moon and set up a new shop. Q: We haven't seen any Orcas in ages. Where could they all have gone? A: Nuts to your white mice! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 On 3/3/2023 at 9:52 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Nuts to your white mice! Q: What do you think of our version of the delicious traditional Slobbovian hors d'ouerve, Pecan Rat? A: It's the naked tail that provides the enticement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 On 3/4/2023 at 2:58 PM, Cancer said: Q: What do you think of our version of the delicious traditional Slobbovian hors d'ouerve, Pecan Rat? A: It's the naked tail that provides the enticement. Q: Why does Squirrel Girl get all that attention? A: Our Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor this year - Grog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: Our Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor this year - Grog Q: Caveman or booze? A: Rum. Rum rum rum rum rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 3/15/2023 at 3:22 PM, Cancer said: Q: Caveman or booze? A: Rum. Rum rum rum rum rum. Q: What are all those strange bottles that everyone is attempting to escape from? A: This is the Quill of Suggestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 On 3/20/2023 at 8:56 AM, Asperion said: A: This is the Quill of Suggestion. Q: What did Ben Franklin use to edit Jefferson's first draft of the D of I? A: Moscow Is Still Standing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 On 3/26/2023 at 9:21 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Moscow Is Still Standing! Q: Why are you so certain that you can profitably sell expensive lounge chairs in Russia? A: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 59 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Q: <hysterically> WHY WON'T YOU MARRY ME? A: I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 52 minutes ago, unclevlad said: A: I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark. Q: Hi! Any questions about how to do the observing lab? A: And we will always try to keep it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 20 hours ago, Cancer said: A: And we will always try to keep it that way. Q: Is it true that the gap between rich and poor in American is widening every year? A: Him. He's John Galt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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