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On 4/2/2023 at 8:09 AM, Asperion said:

A: This came from the Bank of Death. 

 

Q: ??  This looks like a money order for three plagues and fourteen strains of annoying influenza?

 

A: They couldn't cover it so it bounced.

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On 4/5/2023 at 12:54 PM, Cancer said:

 

Q: ??  This looks like a money order for three plagues and fourteen strains of annoying influenza?

 

A: They couldn't cover it so it bounced.

Q: What are you doing with my mortgage account?

 

A: They came from Feind Tire.  👿

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8 hours ago, unclevlad said:

 

Q:  (mom)  WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SON HAS TO RETAKE 5th GRADE??????

A:  

Somewhere, a queen is weeping
Somewhere, a king has no wife
And the wind, it cries, "Mary"

 

Q: What is something that has been often stated about Richard the Lionheart?

 

A: That was one effective snap. 

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On 3/28/2023 at 11:28 AM, Cancer said:

A: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

 

Q: Why is "Meatloaf" the perfect safe word?

 

 

On 4/10/2023 at 7:35 AM, Asperion said:

A: That was one effective snap. 

 

Q: I ask you, is this not the best ginger cookie you have ever tasted?

 

A: Uncomfortably numb. 

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1 hour ago, unclevlad said:

A:  We’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite.

 

Q: How shall we confront the nitrocellulose lagomorph this time, sir?

 

A: With a broadaxe between the medulla oblongata and the chitlins.

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On 4/17/2023 at 11:18 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: And what do you mean hiring Erwin Schrödinger to run the guillotine?

 

A: They're going to send you back to Mother in a cardboard box! You'd better run!

Q: Why are you attempting to make sushi?

 

A: We have weremonsters, albinos,  direcreatures, but the worst of all is the hellbino.  👿😱😨😰👹

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46 minutes ago, Asperion said:

A: We have weremonsters, albinos,  direcreatures, but the worst of all is the hellbino.  

 

Q: Why are you trying to whitewash that cyberdemon?

 

A: Twenty-seven times the square root of your mom.

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20 hours ago, Cancer said:

 

Q: Can you explain how logarithms work?  For instance, what's the log of today's date?

 

A: Esteele Samoa Ether Bunnies.

 

Q: What are those adorable bunnies that are entering the wrestling ring?

 

A: The Caerbannog can deal with this problem. 

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2 hours ago, Asperion said:

A: The Caerbannog can deal with this problem. 

 

Q: I'm experiencing insomnia brought on by a bad hangnail. Any advice?

 

A: If you knew anything, you'd quickly confess to knowing nothing at all. 

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