Cancer Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 On 3/29/2023 at 8:36 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Him. He's John Galt. Q: Who's our next vivisection candidate? A: Of all the gall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 On 3/31/2023 at 3:05 PM, Cancer said: Q: Who's our next vivisection candidate? A: Of all the gall! Q: What are we going to do about this discussion about Hel? A: This came from the Bank of Death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 On 4/2/2023 at 8:09 AM, Asperion said: A: This came from the Bank of Death. Q: ?? This looks like a money order for three plagues and fourteen strains of annoying influenza? A: They couldn't cover it so it bounced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 On 4/5/2023 at 12:54 PM, Cancer said: Q: ?? This looks like a money order for three plagues and fourteen strains of annoying influenza? A: They couldn't cover it so it bounced. Q: What are you doing with my mortgage account? A: They came from Feind Tire. 👿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 15 hours ago, Asperion said: A: They came from Feind Tire. 👿 Q: Why do these tires squeal so much when I brake? A: Give me a reason not to.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 30 minutes ago, unclevlad said: A: Give me a reason not to.................. Q: Why are you rooting for Southampton? They've already locked up relegation. A: We prefer the term "reinterred." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 10 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: We prefer the term "reinterred." Q: (mom) WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SON HAS TO RETAKE 5th GRADE?????? A: Somewhere, a queen is weeping Somewhere, a king has no wife And the wind, it cries, "Mary" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 8 hours ago, unclevlad said: Q: (mom) WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SON HAS TO RETAKE 5th GRADE?????? A: Somewhere, a queen is weeping Somewhere, a king has no wife And the wind, it cries, "Mary" Q: What is something that has been often stated about Richard the Lionheart? A: That was one effective snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 On 3/28/2023 at 11:28 AM, Cancer said: A: I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Q: Why is "Meatloaf" the perfect safe word? On 4/10/2023 at 7:35 AM, Asperion said: A: That was one effective snap. Q: I ask you, is this not the best ginger cookie you have ever tasted? A: Uncomfortably numb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 12 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Uncomfortably numb. Q: How do you feel before you fall unconscious from the cold? (sorry if that's a little heavy) A: We’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 1 hour ago, unclevlad said: A: We’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite. Q: How shall we confront the nitrocellulose lagomorph this time, sir? A: With a broadaxe between the medulla oblongata and the chitlins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 13 hours ago, Cancer said: A: With a broadaxe between the medulla oblongata and the chitlins. Q: What's the best way to negotiate with rock trolls? A: Hey, don't look at me! I'm just the bard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 On 4/12/2023 at 1:03 PM, Pariah said: Q: What's the best way to negotiate with rock trolls? A: Hey, don't look at me! I'm just the bard! Q: Where is all that dreary music coming from? A: This boom went over our heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: This boom went over our heads. Q: Trickel-Down Economics doesn't seem to be working, does it? A: In just seven days I will make you a man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 15 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: In just seven days I will make you a man! Q: Hey, Dr. Moreau, my gardener hurt his back, can you help me find a fill-in? A: In the booth, in the back, in the corner, in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 17 hours ago, unclevlad said: Q: Hey, Dr. Moreau, my gardener hurt his back, can you help me find a fill-in? A: In the booth, in the back, in the corner, in the dark. Q: Where did you find the winning lottery ticket? A: You touched my Eggo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 6 hours ago, Asperion said: A: You touched my Eggo. Q: OW! Hey, why did you have to break my hand? A: Audience Participation Boxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Audience Participation Boxing. Q: What's with all these cardboard cartons, blank newsprint paper, and severed heads? A: If they are already in boxes, heads will not roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 7 hours ago, Cancer said: A: If they are already in boxes, heads will not roll. Q: And what do you mean hiring Erwin Schrödinger to run the guillotine? A: They're going to send you back to Mother in a cardboard box! You'd better run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 On 4/17/2023 at 11:18 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: And what do you mean hiring Erwin Schrödinger to run the guillotine? A: They're going to send you back to Mother in a cardboard box! You'd better run! Q: Why are you attempting to make sushi? A: We have weremonsters, albinos, direcreatures, but the worst of all is the hellbino. 👿😱😨😰👹 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 46 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: We have weremonsters, albinos, direcreatures, but the worst of all is the hellbino. Q: Why are you trying to whitewash that cyberdemon? A: Twenty-seven times the square root of your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Twenty-seven times the square root of your mom. Q: Can you explain how logarithms work? For instance, what's the log of today's date? A: Esteele Samoa Ether Bunnies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 20 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: Can you explain how logarithms work? For instance, what's the log of today's date? A: Esteele Samoa Ether Bunnies. Q: What are those adorable bunnies that are entering the wrestling ring? A: The Caerbannog can deal with this problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The Caerbannog can deal with this problem. Q: I'm experiencing insomnia brought on by a bad hangnail. Any advice? A: If you knew anything, you'd quickly confess to knowing nothing at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: If you knew anything, you'd quickly confess to knowing nothing at all. Q: So two by two equals -- what did you want two plus two to be anyway? A: Two times two equals five for sufficiently large values of Two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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