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Just now, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: Two times two equals five for sufficiently large values of Two.

 

Q: What exactly qualifies you to become Secretary of the Treasury?

 

A: It's all monopoly money, though there is significant contention over which monopoly.

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On 4/24/2023 at 9:11 PM, Cancer said:

 

Q: What exactly qualifies you to become Secretary of the Treasury?

 

A: It's all monopoly money, though there is significant contention over which monopoly.

 

Q: Why is WalMart attempting to make their own money?

 

A: Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous. 

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31 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: It'll take more than a handful of Scooby Snacks to make me do it this time!

 

Q: The Assignment Board here at the Reincarnation Bureau suggests that another term as a large, intelligent dog is likely to be the best option for entities with your karmic rating.  Would you like to hear the incentive packages available?

 

A: Actually, the overall contentment ratings for cherrystone clams is far higher than those for most mammalian species.

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On 5/15/2023 at 8:49 PM, Cancer said:

A: Actually, the overall contentment ratings for cherrystone clams is far higher than those for most mammalian species.

Q: Why should I follow your advice, doc, and have all the bits of my brain surgically removed?

 

A: If this is the Hero This City Deserves, I'll take my chances and move my family to Manchester, New Hampshire.

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On 5/19/2023 at 8:47 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: If this is the Hero This City Deserves, I'll take my chances and move my family to Manchester, New Hampshire.

 

Q: Welcome to New Orleans! This is our city's most famous and beloved hero, Gambit!

 

A: We replaced the adamantium with americium, but otherwise it's exactly the specs you requested.

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9 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Welcome to New Orleans! This is our city's most famous and beloved hero, Gambit!

 

A: We replaced the adamantium with americium, but otherwise it's exactly the specs you requested.

 

Q: Why does Wolverine have that strange glow?

 

A: Your reactors are all filled with helium now. 

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On 6/2/2023 at 7:27 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's;... Los Alamos Labs?

 

A: Batter my heart, Three-Person God!

 

Q: Why did you just travel through the dimensions in the manner that you did?

 

A: That is not a Death Star,  it's a Dread Star!!!!       😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰

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13 hours ago, Pariah said:

 

Q: Wait, that's not the Imperial March. Is that ... Rastafarian music?

 

A: That really salts my melon!

Q: This pink stuff you said you brought all the way from the Himalayas to California -- what does it to exactly?

 

A: Yes, it did turn out that what you had on your fries when you were six years old did make a huge difference in the course of history that only now do you see terribly realized.

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9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: This pink stuff you said you brought all the way from the Himalayas to California -- what does it to exactly?

 

A: Yes, it did turn out that what you had on your fries when you were six years old did make a huge difference in the course of history that only now do you see terribly realized.

 

Q: Just how did Odin get his ability to create the world?

 

A: We have released the ultimate weapon  - the ant.

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1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A: We have released the ultimate weapon  - the ant.

 

Q: If you are convinced that picnicking is the cause of all that is unholy these days, what are you going to do about it?

 

A: Seventeen years' worth of detritus in a one-year dumpster.

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On 6/26/2023 at 10:27 AM, Pariah said:

 

Q: Tell me about your senior year in high school.

 

A: Honestly, I didn't expect this many scorpions.

 

Q: Why are you so down? Are you not excited to be doing what you wanted as an egyptologist?

 

A: We came from Planet Dredd.

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On 7/10/2023 at 9:00 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: You say it will take an hour to get a drink to the table? Great! Thank you!

 

A: Because the "Comical Moonlight" doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

Q: Why do we not get any more Charlie Chaplin montage anymore?

 

A: Betelgeuse just vanished. 

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On 7/21/2023 at 8:19 AM, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q: What is the very last thing a Civil War deserter wanted to hear?

 

A: The cause of death was a blatant disrespect of the laws of physics.

 

Q: What did Ducky put on Wiley E. Coyote's death report?

 

A: Now let's play Munchkin Hero.     🤕😁

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On 7/31/2023 at 4:56 PM, Pariah said:

 

Q: So, this guy started on AD&D? How can you tell?

 

A: To pull this off, you need to roll a natural 23.

Q: See that mote in the elephant's eye two miles away? I'm going to fix it by attaching a suction cup to this arrow,  tie a two-mile-ling line to it, shoot it into the elephant's eye and pull it back Voila! Mote-free elephant! What do you think?

 

A: It's ok that your character died, She earned about 70000xp in the process!

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