Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2 Report Posted July 2 On 6/30/2024 at 9:25 AM, Pariah said: A: I'm not aware of any scientific instrument that measures for that. There really ought to be one, though. Q: I told you thye Bible says the Earth if Flat! So the Earth is Flat! PERIOD! Do you think I'm stupid or something? A: Yes, I'd love some family food. Starting with the dog, if you don't mind. Quote
Asperion Posted July 2 Report Posted July 2 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I told you thye Bible says the Earth if Flat! So the Earth is Flat! PERIOD! Do you think I'm stupid or something? A: Yes, I'd love some family food. Starting with the dog, if you don't mind. Q: So, you have now told everyone who the true master is in your house? A: I am really selling snake oil. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2 Report Posted July 2 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: I am really selling snake oil. Q: My snake's transmission is making all kinds of grinding noises. Can you help? A: A Jester unemployed is Nobody's Fool! Quote
Asperion Posted July 9 Report Posted July 9 On 7/2/2024 at 11:34 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: My snake's transmission is making all kinds of grinding noises. Can you help? A: A Jester unemployed is Nobody's Fool! Q: What is that Jester doing with Trump? A: When you said you were using fossil fuels, I thought of something different. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10 Report Posted July 10 11 hours ago, Asperion said: A: When you said you were using fossil fuels, I thought of something different. Q: Quick! I can't keep driving the Apatosaurus without a top-up! A: This film is inappropriate for all audiences, to the point I wonder why it was made at all. Quote
unclevlad Posted July 10 Report Posted July 10 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This film is inappropriate for all audiences, to the point I wonder why it was made at all. Q: Huh, is this film with Kevin Hart playing Black Adam supposed to be any good? A: It's white on this side. Quote
Asperion Posted July 10 Report Posted July 10 8 hours ago, unclevlad said: Q: Huh, is this film with Kevin Hart playing Black Adam supposed to be any good? A: It's white on this side. Q: How does the MAGA insaniacs view their world? A: That is right because I said it was. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14 Report Posted July 14 On 7/10/2024 at 7:42 AM, Asperion said: A: That is right because I said it was. Q: You can't seriously think gladiatorial combat to the death between household appliances is the right thing to do? A: A world that needs someone like you to save it is a world not wroth saving! Quote
Asperion Posted July 15 Report Posted July 15 On 7/13/2024 at 9:50 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You can't seriously think gladiatorial combat to the death between household appliances is the right thing to do? A: A world that needs someone like you to save it is a world not wroth saving! Q: What did Superman say to Homelander when the two met? A: His planet was inverted. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9 Report Posted August 9 On 7/15/2024 at 7:07 AM, Asperion said: A: His planet was inverted. Q: Why is this Park food vender trying to sell me a Cold Dog? A: This is what happens when dolls play with you. Quote
Cancer Posted August 9 Report Posted August 9 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This is what happens when dolls play with you. Q: Hey, where's my clothes? Why am I wearing no underwear, and only a few grossly mismatched garments, with a couple of them backwards? A: You are hot. In the sense of being a walking radiation hazard. Quote
Pariah Posted August 11 Report Posted August 11 On 8/9/2024 at 4:34 PM, Cancer said: A: You are hot. In the sense of being a walking radiation hazard. Q: Marie Curie didn't really aspire to becoming a fashion model, did she? A: Dimwit Confessional. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 22 Report Posted August 22 On 8/11/2024 at 8:06 AM, Pariah said: A: Dimwit Confessional. Q: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I don't remember what I did, but I know it was a sin. So can I have absolution anyway? A: Your mother wears platform pumps! Quote
Cancer Posted August 22 Report Posted August 22 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Your mother wears platform pumps! Q: What do mean, my mom belongs on a North Sea drilling rig? A: Well, yes, things got rather slippery at that point. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28 Report Posted August 28 On 8/21/2024 at 9:33 PM, Cancer said: A: Well, yes, things got rather slippery at that point. Q: What happens when a coyote pours axle grease all over the road? A: You say I broke the laws of physics, but then I never studied law. Quote
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