July 2, 20241 yr comment_2953052 On 6/30/2024 at 9:25 AM, Pariah said: A: I'm not aware of any scientific instrument that measures for that. There really ought to be one, though. Q: I told you thye Bible says the Earth if Flat! So the Earth is Flat! PERIOD! Do you think I'm stupid or something? A: Yes, I'd love some family food. Starting with the dog, if you don't mind.
July 2, 20241 yr comment_2953072 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: I told you thye Bible says the Earth if Flat! So the Earth is Flat! PERIOD! Do you think I'm stupid or something? A: Yes, I'd love some family food. Starting with the dog, if you don't mind. Q: So, you have now told everyone who the true master is in your house? A: I am really selling snake oil.
July 2, 20241 yr comment_2953110 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: I am really selling snake oil. Q: My snake's transmission is making all kinds of grinding noises. Can you help? A: A Jester unemployed is Nobody's Fool!
July 9, 20241 yr comment_2953778 On 7/2/2024 at 11:34 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: My snake's transmission is making all kinds of grinding noises. Can you help? A: A Jester unemployed is Nobody's Fool! Q: What is that Jester doing with Trump? A: When you said you were using fossil fuels, I thought of something different.
July 10, 20241 yr comment_2953854 11 hours ago, Asperion said: A: When you said you were using fossil fuels, I thought of something different. Q: Quick! I can't keep driving the Apatosaurus without a top-up! A: This film is inappropriate for all audiences, to the point I wonder why it was made at all.
July 10, 20241 yr comment_2953862 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This film is inappropriate for all audiences, to the point I wonder why it was made at all. Q: Huh, is this film with Kevin Hart playing Black Adam supposed to be any good? A: It's white on this side.
July 10, 2024Jul 10 comment_2953892 8 hours ago, unclevlad said: Q: Huh, is this film with Kevin Hart playing Black Adam supposed to be any good? A: It's white on this side. Q: How does the MAGA insaniacs view their world? A: That is right because I said it was.
July 14, 2024Jul 14 comment_2954295 On 7/10/2024 at 7:42 AM, Asperion said: A: That is right because I said it was. Q: You can't seriously think gladiatorial combat to the death between household appliances is the right thing to do? A: A world that needs someone like you to save it is a world not wroth saving!
July 15, 2024Jul 15 comment_2954398 On 7/13/2024 at 9:50 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You can't seriously think gladiatorial combat to the death between household appliances is the right thing to do? A: A world that needs someone like you to save it is a world not wroth saving! Q: What did Superman say to Homelander when the two met? A: His planet was inverted.
August 9, 2024Aug 9 comment_2956650 On 7/15/2024 at 7:07 AM, Asperion said: A: His planet was inverted. Q: Why is this Park food vender trying to sell me a Cold Dog? A: This is what happens when dolls play with you.
August 9, 2024Aug 9 comment_2956699 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: This is what happens when dolls play with you. Q: Hey, where's my clothes? Why am I wearing no underwear, and only a few grossly mismatched garments, with a couple of them backwards? A: You are hot. In the sense of being a walking radiation hazard.
August 11, 2024Aug 11 comment_2956828 On 8/9/2024 at 4:34 PM, Cancer said: A: You are hot. In the sense of being a walking radiation hazard. Q: Marie Curie didn't really aspire to becoming a fashion model, did she? A: Dimwit Confessional.
August 22, 2024Aug 22 comment_2957686 On 8/11/2024 at 8:06 AM, Pariah said: A: Dimwit Confessional. Q: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I don't remember what I did, but I know it was a sin. So can I have absolution anyway? A: Your mother wears platform pumps!
August 22, 2024Aug 22 comment_2957692 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Your mother wears platform pumps! Q: What do mean, my mom belongs on a North Sea drilling rig? A: Well, yes, things got rather slippery at that point.
August 28, 2024Aug 28 comment_2958178 On 8/21/2024 at 9:33 PM, Cancer said: A: Well, yes, things got rather slippery at that point. Q: What happens when a coyote pours axle grease all over the road? A: You say I broke the laws of physics, but then I never studied law.
December 10, 2024Dec 10 comment_2965786 On 8/27/2024 at 8:25 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You say I broke the laws of physics, but then I never studied law. Q: So are you going to use glue or YOUR OWN WORTHLESS MASTICATED FLESH, AGED FOR 83 DAYS UNDER THE PITILESS ARIZONA SUN to put the pieces of those tablets back together? A: Actually, 83 days is just a minimum.
December 10, 2024Dec 10 comment_2965827 12 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Actually, 83 days is just a minimum. Q: What do you mean it'll take 83 days to get my tax refund in 2025? A: A personal check. How quaint.
January 12Jan 12 comment_2967778 On 12/10/2024 at 6:17 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: A personal check. How quaint. Q: How does a polite hockey player introduce themselves to a new opponent on the ice? A: I've never seen it myself, but they assure me it's green.
January 13Jan 13 comment_2967809 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I've never seen it myself, but they assure me it's green. Q: You haven't seen the Martian army close up, have you sir? A: Spreading terror, chaos, and agony across the universe is such jolly good fun!
March 27Mar 27 comment_2972106 On 1/12/2025 at 7:40 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Spreading terror, chaos, and agony across the universe is such jolly good fun! Q: So what does your job as an evangelist for Australian Rules Football entail? A: Imagine the Indy 500 where each car has a pair of orcs with halberds on the running boards!
March 28Mar 28 comment_2972164 22 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Imagine the Indy 500 where each car has a pair of orcs with halberds on the running boards! Q: Why should I play in your Post-Apocalypse/High Fantasy crossover campaign? A: Oh, I get it. He's one of the good Orcs.
April 24Apr 24 comment_2973790 On 3/27/2025 at 8:46 PM, Michael Hopcroft said:A: Oh, I get it. He's one of the good Orcs.Q: A Klingon in Starfleet? Really?A: He's so dense that light bends around him.
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