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  • 1. Well, poop. :(
    2. You've been mostly dead all day
    3. Not here please, I don't want to have to clean it up.
    4. Back hair, bad skin, and a weepy boil.

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  • 1. What are the contents of someone's shorts after they hear Rachel's comin for 'em?
    2. What was the answer Tim gave Zornwil after testing one of Realm of Chaos death traps?
    3. What did Tim mention when a changing room was mentioned?
    4. What were the reasons?

 

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by lemming

Q: What do the signs say in the men's urinal at PAID?

 

A: Boot to the head

 

Q. Yeah, well I want to see what you're gonna do about it!

 

A. Almost as wooden as the kid who played Annakin in "The Phantom Menace".

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. Yeah, well I want to see what you're gonna do about it!

 

A. Almost as wooden as the kid who played Annakin in "The Phantom Menace".

 

Q: What do people say about Pinoccio?

 

A: I can drunk just as good fight.

 

(beat me to it again Worldmaker)

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Originally posted by Tim

Q: What do people say about Pinoccio?

 

A: I can drunk just as good fight.

 

(beat me to it again Worldmaker)

 

Q. In a bar brawl, what is the last thing you want the guy who is supposed to be watching your back say?

 

A. Infrared sensors automatically activate the .50 caliber machine guns.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. In a bar brawl, what is the last thing you want the guy who is supposed to be watching your back say?

 

A. Infrared sensors automatically activate the .50 caliber machine guns.

 

Q: Why is it 50 degrees below zero in here?

 

A: Sausage being made, Congress in session, and Rosanne Barr in the Nude.

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Originally posted by Tim

Q: Why is it 50 degrees below zero in here?

 

A: Sausage being made, Congress in session, and Rosanne Barr in the Nude.

 

Q. What are three things you never want to see on a full stomach?

 

A. Yes, but its won a major award!

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Originally posted by Crusader108

Q: What is the projectile speed of a person's vomit after accidently seeing their grandparent having sex?

 

A: 4 1/2 feet long

 

Q. Why did Mighty Joe Young's girlfriend leave him?

 

A. Kara Benson in a red leather bikini

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Originally posted by Kara Zor-El

Q: What was the oddest sight in the maternity ward?

 

A: Vodka, Gin and primo weed, dude!

 

Q. What would it take to get Rachel Benson into a red leather bikini, in public?

 

A. 43 ducks.

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Originally posted by Tim

Q: What was shot last Rabbit season?

 

A: A fist full of Rooster Fries.

 

Q. What do I get as a prize for being the only player to get a question in on time?

 

A. Actually, he's more likely to get hit by Rebecca.

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