Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: What does D-Man have on his nightstand? A: Cajun Squid Q: What do you call a Sailor from Louisiana? A: Twelve Cheerleaders and a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec Q: What do you call a Sailor from Louisiana? A: Twelve Cheerleaders and a chainsaw. Q:Name the cast in almost any horror film? A: You've been mostly dead all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec A: Twelve Cheerleaders and a chainsaw. Q: What is a misogynist's wet dream? A: Snoopy, Bugs Bunny and Thanos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Well, poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Well, poop. Not here please, I don't want to have to clean it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What is a misogynist's wet dream? A: Snoopy, Bugs Bunny and Thanos Q: Who are really in charge of the Illuminati? A: Back hair, bad skin, and a weepy boil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Answers 1. Well, poop. 2. You've been mostly dead all day 3. Not here please, I don't want to have to clean it up. 4. Back hair, bad skin, and a weepy boil. Questions 1. What are the contents of someone's shorts after they hear Rachel's comin for 'em? 2. What was the answer Tim gave Zornwil after testing one of Realm of Chaos death traps? 3. What did Tim mention when a changing room was mentioned? 4. What were the reasons? New: 17 nanoseconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by lemming New: 17 nanoseconds Q:How long can someone stand up to being tortured by Rachel? A: Whatever you do, don't cross the streams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Whatever you do, don't cross the streams. Q: What do the signs say in the men's urinal at PAID? A: Boot to the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Q: What do the signs say in the men's urinal at PAID? A: Boot to the head Q. Yeah, well I want to see what you're gonna do about it! A. Almost as wooden as the kid who played Annakin in "The Phantom Menace". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Yeah, well I want to see what you're gonna do about it! A. Almost as wooden as the kid who played Annakin in "The Phantom Menace". Q: What do people say about Pinoccio? A: I can drunk just as good fight. (beat me to it again Worldmaker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What do people say about Pinoccio? A: I can drunk just as good fight. (beat me to it again Worldmaker) Q. In a bar brawl, what is the last thing you want the guy who is supposed to be watching your back say? A. Infrared sensors automatically activate the .50 caliber machine guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. In a bar brawl, what is the last thing you want the guy who is supposed to be watching your back say? A. Infrared sensors automatically activate the .50 caliber machine guns. Q: Why is it 50 degrees below zero in here? A: Sausage being made, Congress in session, and Rosanne Barr in the Nude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why is it 50 degrees below zero in here? A: Sausage being made, Congress in session, and Rosanne Barr in the Nude. Q. What are three things you never want to see on a full stomach? A. Yes, but its won a major award! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Yes, but its won a major award! Q: I hear that your embarrased about your home made "Intimacy" tape being posted on the internet. A: 9.8 meters per second, squared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 A: 9.8 meters per second, squared Q: What is the projectile speed of a person's vomit after accidently seeing their grandparent having sex? A: 4 1/2 feet long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What is the projectile speed of a person's vomit after accidently seeing their grandparent having sex? A: 4 1/2 feet long Q. Why did Mighty Joe Young's girlfriend leave him? A. Kara Benson in a red leather bikini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Kara Benson in a red leather bikini Q: What was the oddest sight in the maternity ward? A: Vodka, Gin and primo weed, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El Q: What was the oddest sight in the maternity ward? A: Vodka, Gin and primo weed, dude! Q. What would it take to get Rachel Benson into a red leather bikini, in public? A. 43 ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Kara Benson in a red leather bikini Q: What makes forum members act like 13 year old boys? A: If you squint your eyes and turn your head, it looks fine. Mightybec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What would it take to get Rachel Benson into a red leather bikini, in public? A. 43 ducks. Q: What was shot last Rabbit season? A: A fist full of Rooster Fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Kara Zor-El A: Vodka, Gin and primo weed, dude! Q: What's in most California congressmen's limos? A: It's hairy, but it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. 43 ducks. Q: What will it take Worldmaker to keep from getting hit after that last answer? A: 128, B-Sharp and Bondo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What was shot last Rabbit season? A: A fist full of Rooster Fries. Q. What do I get as a prize for being the only player to get a question in on time? A. Actually, he's more likely to get hit by Rebecca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kara Zor-El Posted August 21, 2003 Report Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Actually, he's more likely to get hit by Rebecca. Q: What's more likely, Jack getting Kara a red leather bikini or Rachel a red leather bikini? A: 2.2 Million dollars and a slurpee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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