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Originally posted by OddHat

Q: How would you like your flesh of the innocent?

 

A: You really shouldn't line dance.

 

Q. What is the first thing Jesus will say to the mass of humanity upon his return?

 

A. This one's doing the backstroke.

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Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly

Q: Waiter, what is this synchronized swimming team doing in my soup?

 

A: Not if you were the last man on Earth...unless it was a Tuesday.

 

Q. Can't I get a little privacy in here?

 

A. And that's how Mel Brooks released both Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles in the same year.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. Can't I get a little privacy in here?

 

A. And that's how Mel Brooks released both Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles in the same year.

 

Q: Did hell freexing over have any consequences?

 

A: Bun-Bun vs. Bugs Bunny

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Originally posted by Tim

Q: Did hell freexing over have any consequences?

 

A: Bun-Bun vs. Bugs Bunny

 

Q. Who was on the card for the Thrilla in Manila Part IV?

 

A. Congressional medal of honor awardees swear by it.

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Originally posted by aylwin13

Q: We found a little blonde girl in one of the beds. Did she leave anything in here?

 

A: That's incredible. I've never seen one that size before.

 

Q. What is the answer to what could have been a seriously dirty joke were it not that I caught myself in time?

 

A. Don't eat the big white mint.

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Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly

Q: Why can't I get the "Always On" Limitation for my Mental Defense with the "Tranquil Inner Thoughts" special effect?

 

A: If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

 

Q. Why do the instructions of a lightstick say "Snap, then shake once?"

 

 

A. Only if Storn, Eric, or Nate is doing the illustrations.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What statement preceeds the smart ass remark: "But if *I* hold the glass, how will you drink it?"

 

Answer: A Charles Emerson Winchester Rifle

 

Q. What is the favored firearm among the surgeons at Boston General?

 

A. Its a long way to temporary.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: Who, when playing the bagpipes, does no one makes fun of for wearing "skirts"?

 

Answer: The perfect thing for opening English Knights

 

 

Q. So what was the medieval weapon known as "le can openier" used for?

 

A. You obviously never tasted nuc mam.

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Originally posted by Agent 537

Question: GAH! Id thid subBOSED do buhn by eyes ride oudda by head lyg dis?

 

Answer: It was red right up until the spray hit it.

 

 

Q. How in the heck did the firetruck turn purple?

 

A. And that, boys and girls, is how Prince attracts so many women despite being a psychotic, runty shrimp whose as slimy as a salamander.

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