OddHat Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: I'll have mine a little pink in the middle. Q: How would you like your flesh of the innocent? A: You really shouldn't line dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: How would you like your flesh of the innocent? A: You really shouldn't line dance. Q. What is the first thing Jesus will say to the mass of humanity upon his return? A. This one's doing the backstroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. This one's doing the backstroke. Q: Waiter, what is this synchronized swimming team doing in my soup? A: Not if you were the last man on Earth...unless it was a Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Waiter, what is this synchronized swimming team doing in my soup? A: Not if you were the last man on Earth...unless it was a Tuesday. Q. Can't I get a little privacy in here? A. And that's how Mel Brooks released both Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles in the same year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Can't I get a little privacy in here? A. And that's how Mel Brooks released both Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles in the same year. Q: Did hell freexing over have any consequences? A: Bun-Bun vs. Bugs Bunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Did hell freexing over have any consequences? A: Bun-Bun vs. Bugs Bunny Q. Who was on the card for the Thrilla in Manila Part IV? A. Congressional medal of honor awardees swear by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Congressional medal of honor awardees swear by it. Q: Who uses Rubbermaster Adult Party Wear? A: An enourmous bowl of oatmeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: An enourmous bowl of oatmeal. Q: We found a little blonde girl in one of the beds. Did she leave anything in here? A: That's incredible. I've never seen one that size before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: We found a little blonde girl in one of the beds. Did she leave anything in here? A: That's incredible. I've never seen one that size before. Q. What is the answer to what could have been a seriously dirty joke were it not that I caught myself in time? A. Don't eat the big white mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Don't eat the big white mint. Q: What advice should be given to huge fat men on the verge of exploding? A: Your Zen is not all the time Zen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Your Zen is not all the time Zen. Q: Why can't I get the "Always On" Limitation for my Mental Defense with the "Tranquil Inner Thoughts" special effect? A: If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Why can't I get the "Always On" Limitation for my Mental Defense with the "Tranquil Inner Thoughts" special effect? A: If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. Q. Why do the instructions of a lightstick say "Snap, then shake once?" A. Only if Storn, Eric, or Nate is doing the illustrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Only if Storn, Eric, or Nate is doing the illustrations. Q: Would you ever consider buy a d20 book? A: A lifesaver, a shovel and a frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: Would you ever consider buy a d20 book? A: A lifesaver, a shovel and a frog. Q: What are the main components of a frog catapult? A: Six Big Bottles of Bouncy Bubble Beverage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: Six Big Bottles of Bouncy Bubble Beverage. Q: Starlord and Kara's avatars are acting strange. Have they been drinking anything? A: Eighteen miles, if you go by llama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: Starlord and Kara's avatars are acting strange. Have they been drinking anything? A: Eighteen miles, if you go by llama. Q. How far must one go to get a "private" audience with Starlord's Avatar? A. No really, a golden duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. How far must one go to get a "private" audience with Starlord's Avatar? A. No really, a golden duck. Q: What was causing the goose to lay golden eggs? A: Too much iron in your diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: What was causing the goose to lay golden eggs? A: Too much iron in your diet. Q: What did Magneto tell his guard was wrong with him? A:A Martini with a twist of lemon, hold the glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: A Martini with a twist of lemon, hold the glass. Q: What statement preceeds the smart ass remark: "But if *I* hold the glass, how will you drink it?" Answer: A Charles Emerson Winchester Rifle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What statement preceeds the smart ass remark: "But if *I* hold the glass, how will you drink it?" Answer: A Charles Emerson Winchester Rifle Q. What is the favored firearm among the surgeons at Boston General? A. Its a long way to temporary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Q. When you are drunk, what are you most likely to sing instead of 'It's a long way to Tipperary ?' A. The Dagenham Girl Pipers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. The Dagenham Girl Pipers Q: Who, when playing the bagpipes, does no one makes fun of for wearing "skirts"? Answer: The perfect thing for opening English Knights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Who, when playing the bagpipes, does no one makes fun of for wearing "skirts"? Answer: The perfect thing for opening English Knights Q. So what was the medieval weapon known as "le can openier" used for? A. You obviously never tasted nuc mam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent 537 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Question: GAH! Id thid subBOSED do buhn by eyes ride oudda by head lyg dis? Answer: It was red right up until the spray hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Agent 537 Question: GAH! Id thid subBOSED do buhn by eyes ride oudda by head lyg dis? Answer: It was red right up until the spray hit it. Q. How in the heck did the firetruck turn purple? A. And that, boys and girls, is how Prince attracts so many women despite being a psychotic, runty shrimp whose as slimy as a salamander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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