Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. And that, boys and girls, is how Prince attracts so many women despite being a psychotic, runty shrimp whose as slimy as a salamander. Q: What fact defies explanation? Answer: An atom smasher, cans of compressed air, and Anna Nicole Smith (back when she posed for Playboy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: An atom smasher, cans of compressed air, and Anna Nicole Smith (back when she posed for Playboy). Q: Name three things that taken together would make for a strangely satisfying evening. A: Why yes, that is my rutebega! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Why yes, that is my rutebega! Q: Does this strange, turnip-like vegetable belong to you? A: Only if it doesn't end up like the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: Does this strange, turnip-like vegetable belong to you? A: Only if it doesn't end up like the last one. Q: Do you wanna play a D&D campaign? A: Other than the blue one, they're all squishy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Do you wanna play a D&D campaign? A: Other than the blue one, they're all squishy. Q: Want an M&M? A: Oh my gosh, it's full of stars... and a duck, there's also a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Oh my gosh, it's full of stars... and a duck, there's also a duck. Q: Would you take a look and see what's in that storage tank? A: Do not despair, my Lord! I have a cunning plan! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Oh my gosh, it's full of stars... and a duck, there's also a duck. Q: When Duck Dodgers of the 24½ Century saw his reflection in the monolith, what did he say? Answer: Smurf Juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Aww crap! Missed by just a few minutes! Originally posted by DocMan A: Do not despair, my Lord! I have a cunning plan! Doc Q: What phrase in an immediate cause for despair? Answer: Smurf Juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Do not despair, my Lord! I have a cunning plan! Doc Q: Since you revealed my identity, the Prime Minister, the Archbishop, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer will, on the morrow, vie to determine whether I am to be executed for treason, heresy, or failure to pay my taxes. Why should I not wring your neck, Baldric? A: Four calling birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Roland Q: Since you revealed my identity, the Prime Minister, the Archbishop, and the Chancellor of the Exchequer will, on the morrow, vie to determine whether I am to be executed for treason, heresy, or failure to pay my taxes. Why should I not wring your neck, Baldric? A: Four calling birds. Q: What are those larks with the cellphones? A: It's bigger than a bread box, but coated with grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 HEY! No fair! No skipping my answer! I went back and did a repost and everything, and I *still* get dissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus HEY! No fair! No skipping my answer! I went back and did a repost and everything, and I *still* get dissed. Q2 (to show Klytus we care): What IS that pulpy azure liquid that smells faintly of berries? A: It's bigger than a bread box, but coated with grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: It's bigger than a bread box, but coated with grease. Q: Describe the dough box at the local bakery? A: Yes, but he never found the spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Yes, but he never found the spoon. Q: So Robin Hood noticed his heart had been carved out? A: a handful of ball bearings, some clean sheets, two quarts of oil, and an enraged ocelot. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Thanks Hermit Originally posted by DocMan A: a handful of ball bearings, some clean sheets, two quarts of oil, and an enraged ocelot. Doc Q: What sounds like the start of a fun evening for followers of the Marquis deSade? Answer: But I put it all on a floppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: But I put it all on a floppy. Q: Where are all these files on Iraq's WMD? I can't find 'em anywhere! A: It's smaller than you think, George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: It's smaller than you think, George. Q: What was the size of that file on Iraq's WMD's? A: And that's only if you don't come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 A: And that's only if you don't come back. Q: So, let me get this straight, you're going to hire a small, off duty, Czecoslovakian meter maid, to ram me with her scooter and then kick me accross the upper lip and beat me with her ticket book until I'm lying in a pool of my own blood and mewling like a kitten? A: Yes, it's just that cunning! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: Yes, it's just that cunning! Doc Q: So, that's your entire plan? A: 3 donuts, 2 eels and half a pint of cottage cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Q. So Aquaman's dieting, huh? What did he order for lunch? A. Its Blue...NO! YELLOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. Its Blue...NO! YELLOW! Q: What color is a laden European swallow? A: A sausage, a lizard and an organ grinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by aylwin13 Q: What color is a laden European swallow? A: A sausage, a lizard and an organ grinder. Q:What three things were found in Jeffery Dalmer's refridgerator? A: Last of the Moccasins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Last of the Moccasins Q: What is the title of James Fennimore Cooper's American classic about Hawkeye's search for his lost footwear? A: No, you can't use that closet for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Share Posted August 22, 2003 A: No, you can't use that closet for that! Q: what do two Iraqis say about hiding WMDs? A: Bulletproof glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: Bulletproof glass Q: What's transparent and saves lives? A: It's only painful when you squeeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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