Enforcer84 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So the Elephant, in it's rampage, broke down your kitchen door, and climbed into your pantry? A: commited to insanity Q) Still hanging around with that crazy lady, Tim? A) How the test was shunned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) How the test was shunned. Q. So, what did the new anti-drug policy in the office show? A. The Chronicles of Rickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, what did the new anti-drug policy in the office show? A. The Chronicles of Rickets. Q: What is the new movie about vitamin C defeciency? A: tripping Captain Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the new movie about vitamin C defeciency? A: tripping Captain Fantastic. Q: So, this hero, like gets his powers from some super shrooms? A: http://www.bitemybigtoe.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, this hero, like gets his powers from some super shrooms? A: http://www.bitemybigtoe.com Q: What online site did you set up for people with foot fetishes? A: I'm an alien-american Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What online site did you set up for people with foot fetishes? A: I'm an alien-american Q) Well, I'm the white guy; so you must be...? A) True Steel, Apple cores, and a Hibachi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) True Steel' date=' Apple cores, and a Hibachi.[/quote'] Q: So what'd you find in that goat's stomach you cut open for class? A: It was a suggestion by Klytus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a suggestion by Klytus. Q: Wait waitwaitwait wait a minnit! We're having ribs for lunch to "make ourselves all tasty", and we'll cool down afterwards by skinny dipping in the piranha tank? Whose big idea was this? A: Well, I thought of several reasons, but to me the best one was that the tide was out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wait waitwaitwait wait a minnit! We're having ribs for lunch to "make ourselves all tasty"' date=' and we'll cool down afterwards by skinny dipping in the piranha tank? Whose big idea was [i']this[/i]? A: Well, I thought of several reasons, but to me the best one was that the tide was out. Q. Why is our escape route across the beach while Supersquid is still out there ? A. You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. You symbiotic' date=' patriotic, slam book neck[/quote'] Q. Well, Dr. Dada, your nefarious plans have been foiled again! Do you have any last words before we haul you back to jail? A. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then I got distracted and I missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Well, Dr. Dada, your nefarious plans have been foiled again! Do you have any last words before we haul you back to jail? A. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Then I got distracted and I missed it. Q: How has being diagnosted with ADHD affected your life? A: It's very clear that it is completely and utterly complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How has being diagnosted with ADHD affected your life? A: It's very clear that it is completely and utterly complicated. Q: Any luck figuring out the new D20 system? A: It all looks the same to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Any luck figuring out the new D20 system? A: It all looks the same to me. Q: Have you compared all these great D20 games? A: As historically accurate as the new King Arthur movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you compared all these great D20 games? A: As historically accurate as the new King Arthur movie. Q) Um, how accurate is the statemnt that George Washington was the founder of the Delta Blues musical movement? A) Duck Tape and Toothgloss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Um, how accurate is the statemnt that George Washington was the founder of the Delta Blues musical movement? A) Duck Tape and Toothgloss. Q: Amazing, McGuyver Man, how did you create this "Bright and White Statue of Supervillians"? A: And then rpg.net just...imploded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Amazing, McGuyver Man, how did you create this "Bright and White Statue of Supervillians"? A: And then rpg.net just...imploded! Q) So Mightybec and Worldmaker went to see about the HERO bashing and...? A) Twenty Seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Twenty Seven. Q: What is the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, divided by two? A: Ok, fine, have it your way -- I'm bad at math. I choose to loook at it as artistic license. Besides, it's funnier this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the ultimate answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, divided by two? A: Ok, fine, have it your way -- I'm bad at math. I choose to loook at it as artistic license. Besides, it's funnier this way. Q: You've built a 700 pt character in a 75/75 game? WHy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've built a 700 pt character in a 75/75 game? WHy? Q: Cat got your tongue...? A: It wasn't oral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Cat got your tongue...? A: It wasn't oral Q. Why isn't he happy about the great ear stimulation he got from the hot blonde ? A. right ? right ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why isn't he happy about the great ear stimulation he got from the hot blonde ? A. right ? right ! Q: What do you have a bloody right to say? A: We needed to go left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: We needed to go left. Q: I think we're lost--it was a right at Albuquerque, correct? A: It's better than the last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I think we're lost--it was a right at Albuquerque, correct? A: It's better than the last time. Q. Why did you let the US Army parade all over you ? A. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine Q: It's absolute chaos out there. Fire and brimstone raining from the sky, rivers and seas boiling, the dead rising from the grave, dogs and cats living in sin...how do you feel about that? A: That's why the lady is a tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's absolute chaos out there. Fire and brimstone raining from the sky, rivers and seas boiling, the dead rising from the grave, dogs and cats living in sin...how do you feel about that? A: That's why the lady is a tramp. Q. She has no job and lives on the streets Begs for money from everyone she meets makes obscene gestures to anyone she greets thinks wearing all her clothes jsut can't be beat A. fine fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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