DocMan Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. fine fine Q: Senator, you've plowed your vehicle recklessly through a crowd of innocent school children, used your old-boy network to get away with a slap on the wrist, and arranged to have the fine paid for by the state because you claim that you were on State business when you plowed into the kids. How do you feel? A: I just want to ride on my motorcycle. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Senator, you've plowed your vehicle recklessly through a crowd of innocent school children, used your old-boy network to get away with a slap on the wrist, and arranged to have the fine paid for by the state because you claim that you were on State business when you plowed into the kids. How do you feel? A: I just want to ride on my motorcycle. Doc Q: You spent 100 points in Vehicle, have combat driving on a 23- or less, bought Forcefield only vs Bugs, and have Clinging with the limitation " Rump Only", what the heck is your character concept??? A: The Merchandise will be silent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Merchandise will be silent! Q: Do we have to go on the cart? It's smelly! A: No, dear. Not at all. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do we have to go on the cart? It's smelly! A: No, dear. Not at all. Doc Q: Excuse me, you in the hunting garb. I'm with the state Game Warden's Office. Have you been hunting dear out of season? A: I thought I fixed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excuse me, you in the hunting garb. I'm with the state Game Warden's Office. Have you been hunting dear out of season? A: I thought I fixed that. Q: Dr. Magnus, how come Tin is still embedded in my mid-section? A: No, there are NO superhumans from other planets. Now go back to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dr. Magnus, how come Tin is still embedded in my mid-section? A: No, there are NO superhumans from other planets. Now go back to bed. Q) Daddy? Do you think Clark nextdoor is an alien? A) Flattering as a wonderbra and twice as "nice". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Daddy? Do you think Clark nextdoor is an alien? A) Flattering as a wonderbra and twice as "nice". Q: Do you have a slogan for your new Miracle Bra? A: Not in Ham forest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you have a slogan for your new Miracle Bra? A: Not in Ham forest Q. Where would you find a ham bush or a bacon tree ? A. About as likely as England winning a football tournament Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. About as likely as England winning a football tournament Q: What are the odds against Worldmaker and Seenar becoming chums? A: I noticed the holy beenie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the odds against Worldmaker and Seenar becoming chums? A: I noticed the holy beenie Q) Amazing, how did you know the Pope was the culprit? A) 40 odd feet of grunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) 40 odd feet of grunts. Q: What is even stranager than 39 even feet of moans? A: I warned you to slow down or something like that would happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is even stranager than 39 even feet of moans? A: I warned you to slow down or something like that would happen. Q: How did I end up falling off a cliff and landing on coyote carcass? A: Pimp Daddy Fudd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did I end up falling off a cliff and landing on coyote carcass? A: Pimp Daddy Fudd. Q) WestSide! Who is the baddest wabbit hunter in the pwojects? A) I'm Outie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) WestSide! Who is the baddest wabbit hunter in the pwojects? A) I'm Outie. Q: Mr. Innie, I hear you have an identical twin. What's his name? A: He was potty trained backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mr. Innie, I hear you have an identical twin. What's his name? A: He was potty trained backwards Q) Uhm...why is that young man eating feces? A) Pandromantic Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pandromantic Man. Q. What was your name again? Pan-Galactic Man? A. Okay, enough already, fine! But you're bringing your own vaseline, and I'm not touching the monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was your name again? Pan-Galactic Man? A. Okay, enough already, fine! But you're bringing your own vaseline, and I'm not touching the monkey! Q: Want to join me in some monkey love? A: He was a slave to his passionfruits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to join me in some monkey love? A: He was a slave to his passionfruits. Q) So the old guy was buried with 5 leather clad stud muffins? Why? A) Universal Health Scare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Universal Health Scare. Q: What was Hillary's goal for Medical reform? A; Not all buyers will qualify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; Not all buyers will qualify. Q: Yah hi, Ah'm Joe Dirt, we all spoke about that thar Mercedes Benz car dealy y'all gots goin on. Ah wanna know whut the deal is? A: And the band scared on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yah hi, Ah'm Joe Dirt, we all spoke about that thar Mercedes Benz car dealy y'all gots goin on. Ah wanna know whut the deal is? A: And the band scared on. Q: So that's when the musicians on the Titanic revealed themselves as already undead??? A: With my super powers of pearly white teeth and jutting chin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So that's when the musicians on the Titanic revealed themselves as already undead??? A: With my super powers of pearly white teeth and jutting chin! Q. So Sooper Dooper TV Anchor Man, how do you fight crime ? A. I'm going to kill my agent for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Sooper Dooper TV Anchor Man, how do you fight crime ? A. I'm going to kill my agent for this. Q: So, you get to play the starring role in "Sooper Dooper TV Anchor Man: The Musical" ? A: I see socially dead people.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I see socially dead people.... Q: Have you heard the catchphrase for that new thriller movie 'The Popular Sense'? A: It's like the Force, it draws geeks together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted June 28, 2004 Report Share Posted June 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's like the Force' date=' it draws geeks together.[/quote'] Q: I was thinkin' on headin' over to RPG.net. What's it like? A: A bargain at half the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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