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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: What's transparent and saves lives?

 

A: It's only painful when you squeeze.

 

 

Q. Why do my oranges scream when I juice them?

 

A. Understatement of the decade.

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Originally posted by Nemesis

Q. Is Kara a cheerful person?

 

A. I thought everyone kept tomatoes there.

 

Q. What's the deal with all the squished red stuff I just blundered into in your shower?

 

A. Its the difference between aiming at the target, and hitting it.

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: Why bother pulling the trigger?

 

A: It's about three feet long, but it fits in your pocket.

 

 

Q. Is the flexi-measure difficult to carry?

 

A. Its as easy as stopping two angels from entering a church in New Jersey...

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Originally posted by Nemesis

Q. What did Kara say to Rachel about the new bikini she'd just bought her? (Yes, this actually happened. lol)

 

A. Yes, I own a red mini-van officer.

 

Q: Is that your vehicle parked on the statue of liberty's crown, madam?

 

A: It's significantly larger than the previous one.

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: Is that your vehicle parked on the statue of liberty's crown, madam?

 

A: It's significantly larger than the previous one.

 

 

Q. What answer could Worldmaker turn into a joke about Kara, Rachel, and bikinis, but won't because he's a friend of theirs?

 

A. The best idea since the pet rock.

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: What do you think of Arnie as the new governer of California?

 

A: I'm sorry, it happens every time I burp.

 

Q. Why are the stars blinking on and off like that?

 

A. Just another transparent grab for power on the part of cheap-labor conservatives.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Why are you helping only short people across the street?

 

A: An insane plot to overthrow the government

 

Q. What's the deal with Arnold becoming governor of California?

 

A. Bluebell Key Lime Ice Cream.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

A: I think it has something to do with wombats.

 

Q. Can you explain the Bush administration's foreign policy?

 

A. If Dr. Seuss can do it, so can you.

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