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Q: To a mascacist, what is better than sex?

 

A: Dolly Parton or Bette Midler.

 

Q: TO a Masacist, whom is the best sex partner?

 

A: run on the bum

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Q) What do you think of my new line of Klytus inspired underros?

 

 

A) 31 served.

 

 

Q: What is the advertising slogan for McLectors?

 

A: It's raining again

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Q: All else is in place.. why can we not summon the great Elder Fire Elemental?

 

A: That's the moon

 

 

Q: Good GOD! What is that small DeathStar like ship orbiting Earth?

 

A: Trust him, but keep your eyes open.

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A: Trust him' date=' but keep your eyes open.[/quote']

Q: This new hero emits so much light, its painful to keep my eyes open near him for long. What do you advise?

 

A: Turn on the dark

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Q: This new hero emits so much light, its painful to keep my eyes open near him for long. What do you advise?

 

A: Turn on the dark

Q: Spotlight's powers are blinding everyone, what should we do?

 

A: Fine, just make him stand down wind.

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Q: Spotlight's powers are blinding everyone, what should we do?

 

A: Fine, just make him stand down wind.

 

 

Q: Zornwil wants to come over, and he just ate an entire case of Garlic. Can he?

 

A: Green. No! BLUE!

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Q: Zornwil wants to come over, and he just ate an entire case of Garlic. Can he?

 

A: Green. No! BLUE!

Q: We're down to 15 seconds, which wire do I cut?

 

A: Because Carrot Top turned the position down.

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Q: We're down to 15 seconds, which wire do I cut?

 

A: Because Carrot Top turned the position down.

 

 

Q: WHy is Gilbert Godfrey playing the part of the World's most annoying comic?

 

A: I gotta have Faith, then maybe Buffy.

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Q: WHy is Gilbert Godfrey playing the part of the World's most annoying comic?

 

A: I gotta have Faith, then maybe Buffy.

 

Q: So, that new 'game' you downloaded, what's the goal?

 

A: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

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Q: WHy is Gilbert Godfrey playing the part of the World's most annoying comic?

 

A: I gotta have Faith, then maybe Buffy.

Q: What's a bit of dialog got cut from an episode of "Angel"?

 

A: ...in bed. :D

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Q: So, that new 'game' you downloaded, what's the goal?

 

A: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Q. Why were you trying to get Sarah Michele Geller to pick up a ransom for Elisha Dushku ?

Q: What's a bit of dialog got cut from an episode of "Angel"?

 

A: ...in bed. :D

Q. Where were you planning on holding Elisha and Sarah ?

 

A. Well there goes my no clams bonus

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Q. Why were you trying to get Sarah Michele Geller to pick up a ransom for Elisha Dushku ?

 

Q. Where were you planning on holding Elisha and Sarah ?

 

A. Well there goes my no clams bonus

 

Q: Waiter, There is a Clam in my Fly Soup.

 

A: This is what Pittsburg meant to her.

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Q: Hey, good seein' you ag--whoa! What's that smell?

 

A: Don't ask him how much time you have left.

 

Q. Why has Death got a clock with my name on it ?

 

A. And then the Russian airforce attacked and blew up Tom Cruise's house.

Which was nice.

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Q. Why has Death got a clock with my name on it ?

 

A. And then the Russian airforce attacked and blew up Tom Cruise's house.

Which was nice.

Q) Sweet dreams last night DT?

 

 

A) And all the Patti Labelle clones you could ever want.

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Q) Sweet dreams last night DT?

 

 

A) And all the Patti Labelle clones you could ever want.

 

Q: So who did you fight on CoH last night?

 

A: a commitment to community commitment

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A: Thing is' date=' I am [b']not[/b] a committe.

 

Q: Why didn't you complete your group homework assignment?

 

A: I get paid exactly the same.

 

Doc

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