Tim Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So the anti-Christ had an older brother, huh? Wonder what his 'mark' was... A: Yodeling, but sometimes Jello. Q: What hobby do you truely enjoy? A: Newswires have gone wild with photos of the two Johns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeNomDePlume Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the weirdest thing about They Might Be Giants new album? A: Cthulhu would wake up in a cold sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the weirdest thing about They Might Be Giants new album? A: Cthulhu would wake up in a cold sweat. Q: What kind of dreams have you been having about Mightybec? A: Blue iced Tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blue iced Tea Q: The lab said 98% of my urine sample was WHAT? A: I used to think that was just a figure of speech. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The lab said 98% of my urine sample was WHAT? A: I used to think that was just a figure of speech. Doc Q) Look at all the flies I caught with Honey! How did you do with the vinegar? A) Selfsupression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Selfsupression. Q: So, Constipated Man, what is the secret to your success? A: Midnight Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Constipated Man, what is the secret to your success? A: Midnight Blue Q: Blue: You called me out for a duel, when? A: the Fastest, fattest man alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Blue: You called me out for a duel, when? A: the Fastest, fattest man alive Q. What do you get if you let Jerry Falwell gorge himself and then stick a rocket on his back ? A. Siamese Non-Twins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you get if you let Jerry Falwell gorge himself and then stick a rocket on his back ? A. Siamese Non-Twins Q: There is a new PC phrase for a couple who can't seperate from each other? A: It was a very cordial murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There is a new PC phrase for a couple who can't seperate from each other? A: It was a very cordial murder. Q. I hear the killer put poison in his lime juice A. Today is a good day to dye ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsousa Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I hear the killer put poison in his lime juice A. Today is a good day to dye ! Q. What did Roman Hairdressers say before fighting to the death in the arenas? A. A ten gallon jar of mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did Roman Hairdressers say before fighting to the death in the arenas? A. A ten gallon jar of mustard. Q: WHat is a requirement in every German home? A: All they can do is give you their programed rote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: All they can do is give you their programed rote. Q. Why don't you like my new robot family? A. This is what we call 'diversion therapy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why don't you like my new robot family? A. This is what we call 'diversion therapy'. Q) Why all the bouncing nekkid ladies? A) Shakira/Pink 2008. Wouldn't that be great? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why all the bouncing nekkid ladies? A) Shakira/Pink 2008. Wouldn't that be great? Q: Who do you want at your next orgy and when are you going to have it? A: That's a poor excuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a poor excuse! Q: I missed gaming because some lunatic burned my house down and nearly killed me! Why are you mad at me? A: Dead or alive, I'm going to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dead or alive' date=' I'm going to kill you.[/quote'] Q: You remember that song from the 80s, "You spin me round round like a record baby round round"? I love that song. Think I'll play it over and over again... A: A carton of milk, a loaf of bread and a stick of dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You remember that song from the 80s, "You spin me round round like a record baby round round"? I love that song. Think I'll play it over and over again... A: A carton of milk, a loaf of bread and a stick of dynamite. Q: WHat did you want me to pick up from the store? A: It's a sacred institution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetle Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat did you want me to pick up from the store? A: It's a sacred institution Q: Why do you have so many accounts at the Vatican Bank? A: The foil seal has been broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The foil seal has been broken. Q: What makes you think this left-over chicken salad is doom to those who eat it? A: That would be Jupiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would be Jupiter Q. Whoa, that's huge... is there anything bigger than Uranus? A. I want to fly like a beagle, into the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I want to fly like a beagle' date=' into the future.[/quote'] Q: What was the theme song to the remake of Back to the Future, where Snoopy plays Marty McFly? A: No, not so big as that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the theme song to the remake of Back to the Future, where Snoopy plays Marty McFly? A: No, not so big as that. Q. Whoa, that's huge... is there anything bigger than Uranus? (intentional punnage) A: He says he wasn''t scared none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He says he wasn''t scared none. Q: How did Death Tribble react to news of his impending Death Match with Zornwil? A: Staring at it never helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Staring at it never helps. Q: Look at it! Just look at it! It's so big, so red, so throbbing with life! I ... must ... touch it! A: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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