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Q: Look at it! Just look at it! It's so big, so red, so throbbing with life! I ... must ... touch it!

 

A: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!

 

(White Heat, just what were you looking at? :angel: )

 

Q: You know if you touch it, it will shrink?

 

A: I will follow you were ever you go.

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Q: What are you, some kind of stalker?

 

 

A: I tried it your way and got shot for my trouble.

 

Q: It works better if you look down the barrel while cleaning your gun.

 

A: A sword hanging over your head.

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Q) So what is my prize for winning the Miss Damocles 2005 competition?

 

 

 

A) A bar, I said they walk into a bar.

 

 

Q: Enforcer, just told me this great joke. Two blondes walk into a Jar...

 

A; Silly Wabbit, It's Duck season.

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A; Silly Wabbit' date=' It's Duck season.[/quote']

 

Q. Nyyahh... (crunch crunch crunch)... Ya huntin' rabbits, Doc?

 

A. Terrible. No, awful. Bad, just plain bad. Horrible! Bad! Unbelievably bad! Infinitely bad beyond all imaginable levels of badness!! The apex of bad, the very pinnacle of utterly bad!! Completely bad!! The uncontested universal champion of stinking, putrid badness!!!

 

Well... maybe not that bad, but man, it wasn't good.

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A. Terrible. No, awful. Bad, just plain bad. Horrible! Bad! Unbelievably bad! Infinitely bad beyond all imaginable levels of badness!! The apex of bad, the very pinnacle of utterly bad!! Completely bad!! The uncontested universal champion of stinking, putrid badness!!!

 

Well... maybe not that bad, but man, it wasn't good.

 

 

Q: So what'd you think of the movie "Catwoman"?

 

 

A: I'll try anything once, twice if it doesn't leave scars.

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Q: So what'd you think of the movie "Catwoman"?

 

 

A: I'll try anything once, twice if it doesn't leave scars.

 

Q: Want to play "stick your hand in a blender"?

 

A: you may not have been born inot a life of luxury

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(White Heat' date=' just what were you looking at? :angel: )[/quote']

(I was looking at a button from an online comic. What did you think I was looking at? Klytus can give you whatever details you want -- he showed me the comic. It was pretti funni too. :))

 

Edit: due to computer difficulties, I am using Kly's computer this morning. Yes, we have two of them. Yes, we are frequently both online at the same time. I thought I was logged in as me, White Heat, but since the computer guru is out of the house right now, we'll just have to accept lif as we find it.

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Q. What was so funny about the junk mail that the President received that he fell about laughing ?

 

A. That's me in the corner

 

Q: Are you in the spotlight?

 

A: slowly blend in 2 cups of vinegar with the sugar.

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Q. So what is the first instruction on making sweet and sour chocolate ?

 

A. That's what happens to smart alecs who survive 15 ground zero detonations of atomic devices.

 

Q: Zornwil just got Deliveranced by a giant Ant!!

 

A: Thank you J. Rockerfeller

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Q: What do you expect me to say when you only tip me a lousy DIME!

 

A: It's deadline time in the office. Which means that everyone is on vacation except me.

 

Doc

Q: What did Steve say just before firing the entire HERO staff in a fit of rage?

 

A: That's how Tim got lizard spit all over him... :eg:

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Q: And then Tim said' date=' "Oh yeah? I [i']dare [/i] you!" But I don't know what happened next...

 

 

A: Give me an hour and I'll whip something up.

 

 

Q: Worldmaker, I don't know how to cook, but have an entire kitchen full of food. What would you make for $25 bucks?

 

A: You grew up flying from an early age.

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Q. It's alright for you Zombie Man, you don't have the problems the rest of us do

 

A. I assure you I have a perfectly good reason why I have Wonder Woman tied up like that.

 

 

Q: Batman, why is Wonder Woman tied up and gagged with her own lasso?

 

A: Total Antnihilation.

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