Tim Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look at it! Just look at it! It's so big, so red, so throbbing with life! I ... must ... touch it! A: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!! (White Heat, just what were you looking at? ) Q: You know if you touch it, it will shrink? A: I will follow you were ever you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will follow you were ever you go. Q: What are you, some kind of stalker? A: I tried it your way and got shot for my trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you, some kind of stalker? A: I tried it your way and got shot for my trouble. Q: It works better if you look down the barrel while cleaning your gun. A: A sword hanging over your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It works better if you look down the barrel while cleaning your gun. A: A sword hanging over your head. Q) So what is my prize for winning the Miss Damocles 2005 competition? A) A bar, I said they walk into a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what is my prize for winning the Miss Damocles 2005 competition? A) A bar, I said they walk into a bar. Q: Enforcer, just told me this great joke. Two blondes walk into a Jar... A; Silly Wabbit, It's Duck season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; Silly Wabbit' date=' It's Duck season.[/quote'] Q. Nyyahh... (crunch crunch crunch)... Ya huntin' rabbits, Doc? A. Terrible. No, awful. Bad, just plain bad. Horrible! Bad! Unbelievably bad! Infinitely bad beyond all imaginable levels of badness!! The apex of bad, the very pinnacle of utterly bad!! Completely bad!! The uncontested universal champion of stinking, putrid badness!!! Well... maybe not that bad, but man, it wasn't good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Terrible. No, awful. Bad, just plain bad. Horrible! Bad! Unbelievably bad! Infinitely bad beyond all imaginable levels of badness!! The apex of bad, the very pinnacle of utterly bad!! Completely bad!! The uncontested universal champion of stinking, putrid badness!!! Well... maybe not that bad, but man, it wasn't good. Q: So what'd you think of the movie "Catwoman"? A: I'll try anything once, twice if it doesn't leave scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what'd you think of the movie "Catwoman"? A: I'll try anything once, twice if it doesn't leave scars. Q: Want to play "stick your hand in a blender"? A: you may not have been born inot a life of luxury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to play "stick your hand in a blender"? A: you may not have been born inot a life of luxury Q. What was so funny about the junk mail that the President received that he fell about laughing ? A. That's me in the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions (White Heat' date=' just what were you looking at? )[/quote'] (I was looking at a button from an online comic. What did you think I was looking at? Klytus can give you whatever details you want -- he showed me the comic. It was pretti funni too. ) Edit: due to computer difficulties, I am using Kly's computer this morning. Yes, we have two of them. Yes, we are frequently both online at the same time. I thought I was logged in as me, White Heat, but since the computer guru is out of the house right now, we'll just have to accept lif as we find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was so funny about the junk mail that the President received that he fell about laughing ? A. That's me in the corner Q: Are you in the spotlight? A: slowly blend in 2 cups of vinegar with the sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you in the spotlight? A: slowly blend in 2 cups of vinegar with the sugar. Q. So what is the first instruction on making sweet and sour chocolate ? A. That's what happens to smart alecs who survive 15 ground zero detonations of atomic devices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So what is the first instruction on making sweet and sour chocolate ? A. That's what happens to smart alecs who survive 15 ground zero detonations of atomic devices. Q: Zornwil just got Deliveranced by a giant Ant!! A: Thank you J. Rockerfeller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Zornwil just got Deliveranced by a giant Ant!! A: Thank you J. Rockerfeller Watching... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thank you J. Rockerfeller Q: What do you expect me to say when you only tip me a lousy DIME! A: It's deadline time in the office. Which means that everyone is on vacation except me. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you expect me to say when you only tip me a lousy DIME! A: It's deadline time in the office. Which means that everyone is on vacation except me. Doc Q: What did Steve say just before firing the entire HERO staff in a fit of rage? A: That's how Tim got lizard spit all over him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's how Tim got lizard spit all over him... Q: And then Tim said, "Oh yeah? I dare you!" But I don't know what happened next... A: Give me an hour and I'll whip something up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And then Tim said' date=' "Oh yeah? I [i']dare [/i] you!" But I don't know what happened next... A: Give me an hour and I'll whip something up. Q: Worldmaker, I don't know how to cook, but have an entire kitchen full of food. What would you make for $25 bucks? A: You grew up flying from an early age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You grew up flying from an early age. Q: Why am I the only one on this team who can avoid hitting the walls when I fly? A: That would be a proverb, not a plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That would be a proverb' date=' not a plan.[/quote'] Q. He who hesitates is lost! What are we just standing here for? A. Well, pardon me for not breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. He who hesitates is lost! What are we just standing here for? A. Well, pardon me for not breathing. Q. It's alright for you Zombie Man, you don't have the problems the rest of us do A. I assure you I have a perfectly good reason why I have Wonder Woman tied up like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. It's alright for you Zombie Man, you don't have the problems the rest of us do A. I assure you I have a perfectly good reason why I have Wonder Woman tied up like that. Q: Batman, why is Wonder Woman tied up and gagged with her own lasso? A: Total Antnihilation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Batman, why is Wonder Woman tied up and gagged with her own lasso? A: Total Antnihilation. Q. What is the purpose of all these kettles of boiling water and mini-flame throwers ? A. 488.3 degress Celcius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. 488.3 degress Celcius Q: What is the boiling point for mercury? A: A tin-foil halo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Try converting the temperature instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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