Enforcer84 Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What are your superpowers Political Cowchip Man? A) Purple 56. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What are your superpowers Political Cowchip Man? A) Purple 56. Q: At last! A formula that will strike trepidation, nay, utter horror among the hapless throngs of humanity! Death shall spread among the hordes of mundanes, they shall pray for a quicker lesser doom by the time it is done, but I need a name, a name worthy of this magnum opus of evil! Help me give it a name! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! A: Yeah, I get that all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: At last! A formula that will strike trepidation, nay, utter horror among the hapless throngs of humanity! Death shall spread among the hordes of mundanes, they shall pray for a quicker lesser doom by the time it is done, but I need a name, a name worthy of this magnum opus of evil! Help me give it a name! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! A: Yeah, I get that all the time. Q) Hey, aren't you Captain America? A) THe Flying Squirril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, aren't you Captain America? A) THe Flying Squirril. Q: Mr. Rocky, I need your last name? A: A hop, A skip, and a and a dump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Hey, aren't you Captain America? A) THe Flying Squirril. Q: Hey SS, isn't that one of your kin up there in the sky? A: Because Ray Charles would have wanted it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey SS, isn't that one of your kin up there in the sky? A: Because Ray Charles would have wanted it that way. Q) So why are they renaming the Ronald Reagan Airport? A) Sir Justin of Timberlake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So why are they renaming the Ronald Reagan Airport? A) Sir Justin of Timberlake Q: The Backstreet Boys went back in time? How can you tell? A: very little lazes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Backstreet Boys went back in time? How can you tell? A: very little lazes you. Q) How did you know I was Refractor Man? A) Beyonce Knowles vs Pink vs Btitany Spears to the death. For real this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Beyonce Knowles vs Pink vs Btitany Spears to the death. For real this time. Q: I hear Pepsi sales are down. I wonder what they'll try this time? A: That's gotta be a record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear Pepsi sales are down. I wonder what they'll try this time? A: That's gotta be a record. Q: What is that thin black disc coming our way? A: everyone will be outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: everyone will be outside. Q. BwaaHaHaHAHAHA!! I'm going to raze this city to the ground! Every building, from the mightiest tower to the most humble shack, shall be utterly, completely DESTROYED!!! And do you know what will happen then?! A. Great Scotties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. BwaaHaHaHAHAHA!! I'm going to raze this city to the ground! Every building, from the mightiest tower to the most humble shack, shall be utterly, completely DESTROYED!!! And do you know what will happen then?! A. Great Scotties! Q. Say isn't that an army of original series Star Trek engineers coming our way ? A. I'm bland, I'm bland, you know it Really, really bland And the whole world has to answer right now when I tell you once again who's bland ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm bland, I'm bland, you know it Really, really bland And the whole world has to answer right now when I tell you once again who's bland ? Q: Describe any song done by a boy band? A: Period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe any song done by a boy band? A: Period Q. What fiendish device brings this wretched sentence to an end ? A. Gustave is a 20 foot long Nile Crocodile weighing about one imperial ton suspected of being a man eater and about 60 odd years old. He has been both unsuccessfully stabbed in the shoulder and machine gunned down one side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe any song done by a boy band? A: Period Q; Iwas editing the fanfic you wrote and noticed that you forgot that thingy you put on the end of a sentence. What do you call that thingy, again? A; There are certain rules that apply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Iwas editing the fanfic you wrote and noticed that you forgot that thingy you put on the end of a sentence. What do you call that thingy, again? A; There are certain rules that apply Q. Hey Tim ! How come in this game you are allowed to goose Wonder Woman but when anyone else tries she socks them one ? A. Gustave is a 20 foot long Nile Crocodile weighing about one imperial ton suspected of being a man eater and about 60 odd years old. He has been both unsuccessfully stabbed in the shoulder and machine gunned down one side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Gustave is a 20 foot long Nile Crocodile weighing about one imperial ton suspected of being a man eater and about 60 odd years old. He has been both unsuccessfully stabbed in the shoulder and machine gunned down one side. Q: What's Steve Irwin going after next? A: Wish I could be like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Steve Irwin going after next? A: Wish I could be like them. Q. Why are you watching that programme about huge biker guys dressed up as female ballerinas in full classic get up ? A. He simply refuses to acknowledge the existance of Colorado Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are you watching that programme about huge biker guys dressed up as female ballerinas in full classic get up ? A. He simply refuses to acknowledge the existance of Colorado Q: Why is the city of Denver seemingly immune to Dr. Destroyer's machinations? A: That's a great idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the city of Denver seemingly immune to Dr. Destroyer's machinations? A: That's a great idea! Q. Hey Lex, let's wedgie Superman ! (wedgie n to grab underpants and try and bring them up to neck level of person attacked) A. Never give Rachel a Sherman tank for a test drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey Lex, let's wedgie Superman ! (wedgie n to grab underpants and try and bring them up to neck level of person attacked) A. Never give Rachel a Sherman tank for a test drive Q: I hear Rachel got to work on time, even though there were massive traffi jams all over St. Louis? A: bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear Rachel got to work on time, even though there were massive traffi jams all over St. Louis? A: bump Q. Whoa ! That's one humungous bruise, Hulk my boy ! What do you call something that size ? A. That's because Linda Carter's lawyers gave him a restraining order that even pertains to him time travelling back to when she did Wonder Woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Whoa ! That's one humungous bruise, Hulk my boy ! What do you call something that size ? A. That's because Linda Carter's lawyers gave him a restraining order that even pertains to him time travelling back to when she did Wonder Woman Q: Why is Death Tribble so depressed about Wonder Woman coming out on DVD? A: got to get me some new material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: got to get me some new material. Q. Hey, Dr. Banner, isn't that, like, the fifth pair of pants you've shredded this week? A. No, she doesn't need to be a single woman, Duplication is perfectly acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 17, 2004 Report Share Posted July 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, what you looking for in a super-bride? Ms Singularity? A) Alphonse Powerranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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