Mightybec Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What occured to slay every pool boy in L.A? A: It drips and grows a little each day, and makes a high sounding buzz. Q: Is that a boil on your cheek? A: It hurts when I bend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Mightybec Q: Is that a boil on your cheek? A: It hurts when I bend it. Q: Why are you yanking on it like that? A: A Cylon with a shotgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Why are you yanking on it like that? A: A Cylon with a shotgun Q: What event signaled B.G.'s lowering of Effects Budget? A: Tight Mini Dress and Combat boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Tight Mini Dress and Combat boots. Q: What does Tim wear to family weddings? A: A neutron bomb and a partridge in a pear tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: What does Tim wear to family weddings? A: A neutron bomb and a partridge in a pear tree. Q: What gifts did Kara give Rachel to help her fall in love? A: Loose Change on the subway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What gifts did Kara give Rachel to help her fall in love? A: Loose Change on the subway. Q: I need a limitation for my character's shape shifting that causes it to lose percision when underground in vehicles, how would I word that? A: Because no one likes a smart aleck, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: I need a limitation for my character's shape shifting that causes it to lose percision when underground in vehicles, how would I word that? A: Because no one likes a smart aleck, that's why. Q: Why doesn't anyone like Me? A: Book 3 is here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: Why doesn't anyone like Me? A: Book 3 is here. Q: So, is the Wheel of Profit series finished yet? A: Santizied for your protection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit \ A: Santizied for your protection Q: Honey, what's that new perfume you're wearing? A: You will never recover the Necronomicon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: Honey, what's that new perfume you're wearing? A: You will never recover the Necronomicon! Q: What's the reason D-Man's plans are doomed to fail? A: You, and the horse you road in on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: You, and the horse you road in on. Q: Just what's your darn problem, mister? A: Yes, but the beehives are just for decoration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Just what's your darn problem, mister? A: Yes, but the beehives are just for decoration Q: So, this is your secret Headquarters for world domination and stuff huh? A: A single, solitary, lonely tear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: A single, solitary, lonely tear. Q: Did you cry as you destroyed the world? A: It's lumpy, and it smells like boiled cabbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Did you cry as you destroyed the world? A: It's lumpy, and it smells like boiled cabbage. Q: Now that I've destroyed the world, what's it like? A: Dancing on the razor's edge, it mocks your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 A: Dancing on the razor's edge, it mocks your pain. Q: What is the last act of defiance of Razor Stubble? A: BANG, BANG, BANG, "FREEZE!!!" BANG, BANG, BANG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: BANG, BANG, BANG, "FREEZE!!!" BANG, BANG, BANG Q: What is the famous quote from the last gun-bearing security guard that Northwest Missouri State University employed? (side note...Yes, really! Or almost, rather. The exact quote was "Stop!" BANG! BANG! BANG! "Or I'll shoot!" ... caught on video tape...) A: Mr. Kiss-Kiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 A: Mr. Kiss-Kiss Q: What is the nickname of both Little Richard and Prince? A: In a bowl of Fruit-Loops? That's sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: In a bowl of Fruit-Loops? That's sick! Q: Do you want to add some scrambled eggs to that? A: No, the Sun won't last that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: No, the Sun won't last that long. Question: So, wanna watch as I try to get a double date with Kara and Nemesis? Answer: A naked elf, an angry unicorn, and really smart badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: A naked elf, an angry unicorn, and really smart badger. Q: So what's your Fantasy Hero party look like? A: After the pin has been pulled out, mister Hand Grenade is no longer your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 A: After the pin has been pulled out, mister Hand Grenade is no longer your friend. Q:What's this little tag on the grenade pin say? A: Uncle Fester and a circular saw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q:What's this little tag on the grenade pin say? A: Uncle Fester and a circular saw Q:What two things run on Electricity at the Addams' family mansion? A: Sun Block 3000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Sun Block 3000 Q: What's a good name for a cube-shaped Moonie solar powered martial artist Cyborg that was inteneded as a prototype? A: Weasels! Everywhere, weasels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Weasels! Everywhere, weasels! Q: Why are you running around frantically beating the furniture with a stick? A: They were incredible! Especially the little pink ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Why are you running around frantically beating the furniture with a stick? A: They were incredible! Especially the little pink ones. Q: Does this party have any good drugs? A: Conjunction Junction, what's your Malfunction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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