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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

A: Is your Unction a Function of hidden Compunction?

 

Q: It's mostly firm, but it sags at the edges.

 

Q: That's odd, a waffle and a suicide note from Mechanon. What did the note say made it take its life?

 

A: And this is why we never have a NGD Board picnic.

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Originally posted by Enforcer84

A: And this is why we never have a NGD Board picnic.

 

Q: Wait... so what you're trying to tell me is that Seenar thinks he should get to keep all the cookies because he paid for them, but Worldmaker thinks they should be shared equally because it's a community event, and that's what they're fighting about? :rolleyes:

 

A: It's the liquid center, not the hard shell!

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: Wait... so what you're trying to tell me is that Seenar thinks he should get to keep all the cookies because he paid for them, but Worldmaker thinks they should be shared equally because it's a community event, and that's what they're fighting about? :rolleyes:

 

A: It's the liquid center, not the hard shell!

 

Q: What's the important part of the Death Star?

 

A: Slippery when wet.

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Originally posted by Enforcer84

Q. I've fallen and I can't get up. Could you tell me, what does that sign back there say?

 

A. Okay, but I get two votes because It was my idea.

 

Q: I'm in on your new Country, but I want to be a fat cat senator of its congress; that okay?

 

A: Betrayal, deciet, and dental floss.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q: I'm in on your new Country, but I want to be a fat cat senator of its congress; that okay?

 

A: Betrayal, deciet, and dental floss.

 

Q: How does one kill by the way of the Ninja? (sorry, couldn't help myself :D)

 

A: A pool of stagnant water is a poor place to raise a child!

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: How does one kill by the way of the Ninja? (sorry, couldn't help myself :D)

 

A: A pool of stagnant water is a poor place to raise a child!

 

Q: Ah, why did you yank little timmy out of the well?

 

A: Because I'm Evil, EVIL, EEEEEVILLLL!! MWHAHAhAHAHAHAHA!

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Klytus

Q: So, Mr. President, what chapter do the Ten Commandments appear in again?

 

Answer: A Damascus steel kitchen knife

 

Q. What was the perfect gift for the Spanish housewife, circa 1350?

 

A. The Left Hand of Dirk Benedict.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Who's got the part of the new "Thing" Adams?

 

A: Vin Diesal is wearing a Tu Tu

 

 

Q. Why are you laughing?

 

A. What she thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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