Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Conjunction Junction, what's your Malfunction A: Is your Unction a Function of hidden Compunction? Q: It's mostly firm, but it sags at the edges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: Is your Unction a Function of hidden Compunction? Q: It's mostly firm, but it sags at the edges. Q: That's odd, a waffle and a suicide note from Mechanon. What did the note say made it take its life? A: And this is why we never have a NGD Board picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A: And this is why we never have a NGD Board picnic. Q: Wait... so what you're trying to tell me is that Seenar thinks he should get to keep all the cookies because he paid for them, but Worldmaker thinks they should be shared equally because it's a community event, and that's what they're fighting about? A: It's the liquid center, not the hard shell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: Wait... so what you're trying to tell me is that Seenar thinks he should get to keep all the cookies because he paid for them, but Worldmaker thinks they should be shared equally because it's a community event, and that's what they're fighting about? A: It's the liquid center, not the hard shell! Q: What's the important part of the Death Star? A: Slippery when wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What's the important part of the Death Star? A: Slippery when wet. Q. I've fallen and I can't get up. Could you tell me, what does that sign back there say? A. Okay, but I get two votes because It was my idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. I've fallen and I can't get up. Could you tell me, what does that sign back there say? A. Okay, but I get two votes because It was my idea. Q: I'm in on your new Country, but I want to be a fat cat senator of its congress; that okay? A: Betrayal, deciet, and dental floss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: I'm in on your new Country, but I want to be a fat cat senator of its congress; that okay? A: Betrayal, deciet, and dental floss. Q: How does one kill by the way of the Ninja? (sorry, couldn't help myself ) A: A pool of stagnant water is a poor place to raise a child! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: How does one kill by the way of the Ninja? (sorry, couldn't help myself ) A: A pool of stagnant water is a poor place to raise a child! Q: Ah, why did you yank little timmy out of the well? A: Because I'm Evil, EVIL, EEEEEVILLLL!! MWHAHAhAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tclynch Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Ah, why did you yank little timmy out of the well? A: Because I'm Evil, EVIL, EEEEEVILLLL!! MWHAHAhAHAHAHAHA! DAMN, that's scarry..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Ah, why did you yank little timmy out of the well? A: Because I'm Evil, EVIL, EEEEEVILLLL!! MWHAHAhAHAHAHAHA! Q: Why is Tclynch quaking with fear? A: It turns purple if you pull it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: It turns purple if you pull it that way. Q: What's so special about this new self-polarizing Crayon? A: A weed-whacker, a live chickin, and a jar of peach preserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly A: A weed-whacker, a live chickin, and a jar of peach preserves. Q: So what will we need for the party? A: Yes, Virginia, I am your Santa Claus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: So what will we need for the party? A: Yes, Virginia, I am your Santa Claus. Q: My god, why are you nude except for a red and white hat??? A: A black and white comic book, and a bag of markers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: A black and white comic book, and a bag of markers. Q: What do aspiring colorists use for practice? A: Many thanks for the use of your nose, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: What do aspiring colorists use for practice? A: Many thanks for the use of your nose, sir. Q: Is that enough for your grindstone? A: Your mama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Your mama! Q: Dude, who broke your arms? A: ...and that's why you should never trust a dog with orange eye-brows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: Dude, who broke your arms? A: ...and that's why you should never trust a dog with orange eye-brows. Q. so you followed the directions from the dog that ate your cheetos, and he lead you into armed robbery? A. No, it was Ghengis CON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. No, it was Ghengis CON. Q: You went to Ghengis Kahn? But that guy's been dead for ages, right? And what does he have to do with gaming, anyway? A: How beautiful the city sewer seems in the evening twilight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: How beautiful the city sewer seems in the evening twilight. Q: So Trogdor, now that the last of the peasants has been burnanated, what are your thoughts? A: I don't know, some people just can't take a compliment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: I don't know, some people just can't take a compliment. Q: Why are you all bandaged up like that? A: Leviticus, I'm sure it was Leviticus... no... or maybe Judges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: Leviticus, I'm sure it was Leviticus... no... or maybe Judges. Q: So, Mr. President, what chapter do the Ten Commandments appear in again? Answer: A Damascus steel kitchen knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: So, Mr. President, what chapter do the Ten Commandments appear in again? Answer: A Damascus steel kitchen knife Q. What was the perfect gift for the Spanish housewife, circa 1350? A. The Left Hand of Dirk Benedict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What was the perfect gift for the Spanish housewife, circa 1350? A. The Left Hand of Dirk Benedict. Q: Who's got the part of the new "Thing" Adams? A: Vin Diesal is wearing a Tu Tu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Who's got the part of the new "Thing" Adams? A: Vin Diesal is wearing a Tu Tu Q. Why are you laughing? A. What she thought was H2O was H2SO4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Who's got the part of the new "Thing" Adams? A: Vin Diesal is wearing a Tu Tu Q: What is the first sign that the Kinder Gentler America has gone too far? A: She wore a yellow Volkswagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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