Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What is the first sign that the Kinder Gentler America has gone too far? A: She wore a yellow Volkswagen Beat you again, Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Why are you laughing? A. What she thought was H2O was H2SO4. (i'll get you yet!) Q; Why is there a hole where her stomach should be? A: She wore a Yellow Volkswagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim (i'll get you yet!) Q; Why is there a hole where her stomach should be? A: She wore a Yellow Volkswagen Q. What was John Ford's least successful movie? A. You're not allowed to rent movies here anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What was John Ford's least successful movie? A. You're not allowed to rent movies here anymore... Q: Do you have Class of Nuke Em High , Dragon Ball Z- first season , and El Cid ? A: A carnivorious third eye that controls its victims telepathically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: A carnivorious third eye that controls its victims telepathically Q: What lame special effect did the BBC use in THIS week's show? A: At the bottom of the bucket, right next to your incisors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What lame special effect did the BBC use in THIS week's show? A: At the bottom of the bucket, right next to your incisors. Q. Has anyone seen my glasses? I lost them in the bar brawl... A. First scar to the right, and straight on til mourning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Has anyone seen my glasses? I lost them in the bar brawl... A. First scar to the right, and straight on til mourning. Q: What did Dr. Pan say on last night's Nip/Tuck ? A: If you can't beat them, then hire someone to beat them for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What did Dr. Pan say on last night's Nip/Tuck ? A: If you can't beat them, then hire someone to beat them for you. Q. What's was the secret to John Gotti's success? A. For some reason squirrel-flavored ice cream never caught on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What's was the secret to John Gotti's success? A. For some reason squirrel-flavored ice cream never caught on. Q: Why did "52 Furry Flavors" ice cream stores fail? A: a hollow pit deep within that can never be filled, never satisfied, and will never know the joy of ... stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Why did "52 Furry Flavors" ice cream stores fail? A: a hollow pit deep within that can never be filled, never satisfied, and will never know the joy of ... stuff. Q. Give an accurate description of my wife's sewing closet, in 20 words or less. A. Why yes, I do have webbed toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 A. Why yes, I do have webbed toes. Q: What is the first question reporters always ask Aquaman? A: I can't do it without a chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: What is the first question reporters always ask Aquaman? A: I can't do it without a chair. Q: Why don't you sit down, yoddle, and explain the secrets of life to us all? A: Drooping eyelids that flutter open everytime you let them fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Drooping eyelids that flutter open everytime you let them fall. Q: Either you're an insomniac or have a girl you just can't stop looking at when you have what problem? A: Singing pirates and chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 A: Singing pirates and chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick. Q: What are the signs of a Renfaire or a revival of The Pirates of Penzance? A: $100,000,000.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 A: $100,000,000.00 Q: How much does Bill Gates earn every picosecond? A: Devil's eyebrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: How much does Bill Gates earn every picosecond? A: Devil's eyebrow. Q. What the hell is that thing on Salma Hayek's head in the movie Frieda? A. A thousand pounds of Bicentennial Quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. At which desert landmark should we prospectors rendez vous once we get away from the city? A. A thousand pounds of Bicentennial Quarters. Q: What was stolen out of the city parking meters? A: Eat Furry Meat at Furrymeet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Eat Furry Meat at Furrymeet. Q: Wanna go to the teddy bear's picnic? A: A pulsating globe of energy the size of a beachball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard t. Duck Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: A pulsating globe of energy the size of a beachball! Q. I feel like I'm being followed. Is there someone behind me? A. You can't just put a baby there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Howard t. Duck Q. I feel like I'm being followed. Is there someone behind me? A. You can't just put a baby there! Q: Why are you gaping at my lunch tray? A: Night of the Zombie Convention Geeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Why are you gaping at my lunch tray? A: Night of the Zombie Convention Geeks Q. I'm trying to come up with a title that realistically reflects the situation at GenCon at midnight on day 3. Can you help me? A. Roses are red, violets are purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. I'm trying to come up with a title that realistically reflects the situation at GenCon at midnight on day 3. Can you help me? A. Roses are red, violets are purple. Q: Where are you having trouble with your poem rhyming? A: A laser, capable of emitting pure anti-matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard t. Duck Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: A laser, capable of emitting pure anti-matter. Q: What did they try to use on you for your prostate exam? A: I didn't know a Stradivarius could do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Howard t. Duck A: I didn't know a Stradivarius could do that! Q: Why is the violin singing the words? A: Onions, parsnips and toe of frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: Onions, parsnips and toe of frog. Q: I'm hungry. Anything in the fridge? A: I've never seen any that big and round before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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