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Originally posted by Tim

Q: What is the first sign that the Kinder Gentler America has gone too far?

 

A: She wore a yellow Volkswagen

 

Beat you again, Tim. :D

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Tim

(i'll get you yet!):P

 

Q; Why is there a hole where her stomach should be?

 

A: She wore a Yellow Volkswagen

 

Q. What was John Ford's least successful movie?

 

A. You're not allowed to rent movies here anymore...

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What was John Ford's least successful movie?

 

A. You're not allowed to rent movies here anymore...

 

Q: Do you have Class of Nuke Em High , Dragon Ball Z- first season , and El Cid ?

 

A: A carnivorious third eye that controls its victims telepathically

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Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly

Q: What lame special effect did the BBC use in THIS week's show?

 

A: At the bottom of the bucket, right next to your incisors.

 

Q. Has anyone seen my glasses? I lost them in the bar brawl...

 

A. First scar to the right, and straight on til mourning.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. Has anyone seen my glasses? I lost them in the bar brawl...

 

A. First scar to the right, and straight on til mourning.

 

Q: What did Dr. Pan say on last night's Nip/Tuck ?

 

A: If you can't beat them, then hire someone to beat them for you.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q: What did Dr. Pan say on last night's Nip/Tuck ?

 

A: If you can't beat them, then hire someone to beat them for you.

 

Q. What's was the secret to John Gotti's success?

 

A. For some reason squirrel-flavored ice cream never caught on.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. What's was the secret to John Gotti's success?

 

A. For some reason squirrel-flavored ice cream never caught on.

 

Q: Why did "52 Furry Flavors" ice cream stores fail?

 

A: a hollow pit deep within that can never be filled, never satisfied, and will never know the joy of ... stuff.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Why did "52 Furry Flavors" ice cream stores fail?

 

A: a hollow pit deep within that can never be filled, never satisfied, and will never know the joy of ... stuff.

 

Q. Give an accurate description of my wife's sewing closet, in 20 words or less.

 

A. Why yes, I do have webbed toes.

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Originally posted by Crusader108

Q: What is the first question reporters always ask Aquaman?

 

A: I can't do it without a chair.

 

Q: Why don't you sit down, yoddle, and explain the secrets of life to us all?

 

A: Drooping eyelids that flutter open everytime you let them fall.

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Originally posted by Hermit

A: Drooping eyelids that flutter open everytime you let them fall.

Q: Either you're an insomniac or have a girl you just can't stop looking at when you have what problem?

 

A: Singing pirates and chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick.

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Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: How much does Bill Gates earn every picosecond?

 

A: Devil's eyebrow.

 

Q. What the hell is that thing on Salma Hayek's head in the movie Frieda?

 

A. A thousand pounds of Bicentennial Quarters.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. At which desert landmark should we prospectors rendez vous once we get away from the city?

 

A. A thousand pounds of Bicentennial Quarters.

 

Q: What was stolen out of the city parking meters?

 

A: Eat Furry Meat at Furrymeet.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Q: Why are you gaping at my lunch tray?

 

A: Night of the Zombie Convention Geeks

 

Q. I'm trying to come up with a title that realistically reflects the situation at GenCon at midnight on day 3. Can you help me?

 

A. Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. I'm trying to come up with a title that realistically reflects the situation at GenCon at midnight on day 3. Can you help me?

 

A. Roses are red, violets are purple.

 

Q: Where are you having trouble with your poem rhyming?

 

A: A laser, capable of emitting pure anti-matter.

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