Klytus Posted August 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by joen00b Answer: Singing the glory of Oreos to the Natives. Q: What would the Martian Manhunter do in an effort to bring about a peaceful accord? A: Rich Little, Little Richard and Little John but not Stuart Little. (and a negative EXP award to Hermit for that last wimp-out answer!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What would the Martian Manhunter do in an effort to bring about a peaceful accord? A: Rich Little, Little Richard and Little John but not Stuart Little. (and a negative EXP award to Hermit for that last wimp-out answer!) Q: Name Little men who are not so little. A: 5, 7, and fnord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: 5, 7, and fnord Q: What are three consecutive prime numbers between 4 and 8? A: Kara Jor-El, Playmate of the Year 2004. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caris Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What are three consecutive prime numbers between 4 and 8? A: Kara Jor-El, Playmate of the Year 2004. Q. Why was Hugh Hefner murdered in 2005? A. Truth, justice, and true love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by caris Q. Why was Hugh Hefner murdered in 2005? A. Truth, justice, and true love. What did Superman fight for after becoming a hippie? A: White House White Out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: White House White Out Q: How did Elmer Fudd turn down a Presidential nomination? A: Blackerry jammed thumb -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: How did Elmer Fudd turn down a Presidential nomination? A: Blackerry jammed thumb Question: What is the third most common disease suffered by migrant fruit pickers? Answer: With a blindfold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: Blackerry jammed thumb -AA Q: What made Little Jack Horner scream obscenities? A: Samson and Phyllis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Crisis A: Samson and Phyllis Q: Who are the only two people other than Crisis who failed to notice I had already answered the Blackberry Jammed Thumb question. A: Thirty two Sherman tanks and a box of Bisquick mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A: Thirty two Sherman tanks and a box of Bisquick mix. Q: What is the TO&E of the force that will finally bring Martha Stewart to justice? A: Fire and gold, and songs of old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Victor A: Fire and gold, and songs of old. What do men consider to be good luck for a wedding instead of that "Something old, something new.." crap? Answer: A coal burning hand-portable air conditioner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSword Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: A coal burning hand-portable air conditioner. What is the only thing missing from the Fantasy Hero book? Answer: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterdeath Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by BlackSword What is the only thing missing from the Fantasy Hero book? Answer: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Question: What does it take for a really good date. Answer: Vanderbuilt Commodores. D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by misterdeath Question: What does it take for a really good date. Answer: Vanderbuilt Commodores. Q: Who are the last people you ever want in command of your flotilla. A. Really spicy brown mustard with just a dash of tobasco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Really spicy brown mustard with just a dash of tobasco. What flavor of edible panties never generated any sale? Q: A Catholic Ninja, a Buddhist Paladin, and a Moslem Viking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus What flavor of edible panties never generated any sale? A: A Catholic Ninja, a Buddhist Paladin, and a Moslem Viking. Q: What three prestige classes were the first to be removed when D&D 3.5 was edited. A: The wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and with the wrong enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A: The wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, and with the wrong enemy. Q: What's the best way to describe the Star Wars prequels? A: Blue lagoon -AA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: What's the best way to describe the Star Wars prequels? A: Blue lagoon Q: What is the most effective non-prescription sleep aid you can find in the video store? A: The first olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A: The first olympics. Q: When did the media start obsessing about the private lives of athletes? A: A teddy bear and the Adromeda Galaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 ::mutters:: I hate posting at the same time someone else does and getting beaten to the punch! Especially whern I thought I had a really COOL question. That makes 3 times so far on this thread... Originally posted by austenandrews A: A teddy bear and the Adromeda Galaxy Question: What two presents is "Q" from Star Trek TNG equaly likely to give you for your birthday? Answer: Winding the Brass Giraffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Question: What two presents is "Q" from Star Trek TNG equaly likely to give you for your birthday? Answer: Winding the Brass Giraffe. Q: What is the last thing on the employee before-opening checklist at the Clockwork Zoo. A: Roses in winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A: Roses in winter. Question: What is only slightly less rare than an electable Radical Liberal? Answer: A solar powered ferret and an atomic duck, but not an electric badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasus Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Better post quick before Worldmaker snipes me again... Originally posted by Klytus Question: What is only slightly less rare than an electable Radical Liberal? Answer: A solar powered ferret and an atomic duck, but not an electric badger. Q: What are some cybernetic experiments that qualify as 'cuddly'? A: Frogs, power tools, and the Lincoln Memorial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Crisis Better post quick before Worldmaker snipes me again... Q: What are some cybernetic experiments that qualify as 'cuddly'? A: Frogs, power tools, and the Lincoln Memorial. Q: What three items are most essential to your latest evil plan to take over the world? A: Absolutely not, never without a bathrobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: What three items are most essential to your latest evil plan to take over the world? A: Absolutely not, never without a bathrobe. Q: What was the last thing Koby Briant's accusser said to him in his room. A: Less than half but more than double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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