Static UK Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Q: How would you describe your gaming friends? A: Small and furry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Static UK A: Small and furry. Q: How do you like your kiwis? A: No, no, no...tuck it IN, not turn it OVER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 A: Small and furry. Q: Describe your favorite hunting targets. A: Wolverines, Spartans, and Trojans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: Describe your favorite hunting targets. A: Wolverines, Spartans, and Trojans Q. What three names seem to be the only ones movie producers can come up with for High School football teams? A. "The Afterlife", by Isaac Asimov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. "The Afterlife", by Isaac Asimov Q: What would have been the greatest work of Ego in modern times? A: No, no no! Tuck it IN, not turn it OVER! (trying this one again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What would have been the greatest work of Ego in modern times? A: No, no no! Tuck it IN, not turn it OVER! (trying this one again) Q. How do I install the new death ray? A. Well, that is the kind of deviant thinking that produces slash fic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Q. What living excriment wrote Freddy vs Jason? A. 200 years old and not a day less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A. 200 years old and not a day less. Q: How old will your daughter be when you allow her to date? A: They never told him about the fountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. What living excriment wrote Freddy vs Jason? A. 200 years old and not a day less. Q: Just how old is Dick Clark? A: Lana, Lois, and Lynn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Lana, Lois, and Lynn. Q: Who are Superman's past, present, and future girlfriends? A: The Dreaded Undertoad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: The Dreaded Undertoad Q: What unfortunate medical condition is "The Toad" receiving treatment for? A: Next time I'll try the curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat A: Next time I'll try the curry. Question: Are you aware that you were just eating haggis? Answer: A Rhinestone Jesus Christ with a Ruby Loincloth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Question: Are you aware that you were just eating haggis? Answer: A Rhinestone Jesus Christ with a Ruby Loincloth Q. What does Judge Roy Moore of Alabama next plan on adding to the Alabama Supreme Court rotunda? A. A pink elephant, the easter bunny, and Seenar's sense of logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. A pink elephant, the easter bunny, and Seenar's sense of logic. Q: What is an attempt by one member of this board to come up with a creative insult to be directed at another member of the boards? Answer: Karl Grouch Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Karl Grouch Marx Q: Who once shot a million political opponents in his pajamas? A: Carbon-based life forms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews A: Carbon-based life forms Q: What group finds the California recall election to be highly innane? Answer: MSNBC, in the PDA with a WMD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: MSNBC, in the PDA with a WMD. Q: Quote one line of white middle-class rap. A: It's made entirely of spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by OddHat Q: Quote one line of white middle-class rap. A: It's made entirely of spam. Q. So Rhett, how's your email this morning? A. Well damn... who expected the dinosaurs to stick around for so long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. So Rhett, how's your email this morning? A. Well damn... who expected the dinosaurs to stick around for so long... Q: So, the EPA still won't let us build condos in that steamy primordial jungle? A: I can't take this any more, this is like torture with elevator muzak included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: I can't take this any more, this is like torture with elevator muzak included. Q: What were the last words spoken by anyone in an Iraqi prison before "confessing"? Answer: A cruise misisle, a condom and the Green Bay Packers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What were the last words spoken by anyone in an Iraqi prison before "confessing"? Answer: A cruise misisle, a condom and the Green Bay Packers Q: Quality like that makes you proud to be an American, don't it? A: Wonder Woman in a starspangled bikini, handing out Baby back ribs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A: Wonder Woman in a starspangled bikini, handing out Baby back ribs. Q: Who could simultaneously handle a cruise missile, a condom and the Green Bay Packers? A: Start at the bottom of the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: Who could simultaneously handle a cruise missile, a condom and the Green Bay Packers? A: Start at the bottom of the list. Q. How ever will we get all these beer atoms sorted? A. Like Ursula Andress coming out of the sea in a bikini... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austenandrews Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Like Ursula Andress coming out of the sea in a bikini... Q: How do comedy writers view Arnold Schwarzeneggar's candidacy? A: This time I'll take it stirred, not shaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 25, 2003 Report Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Q: How do comedy writers view Arnold Schwarzeneggar's candidacy? A: This time I'll take it stirred, not shaken. Q: How does James Bond let his hair down? A: You can't defeat me! I'm a Leo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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