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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Crusader108

Q: Describe your favorite hunting targets.

 

A: Wolverines, Spartans, and Trojans

 

Q. What three names seem to be the only ones movie producers can come up with for High School football teams?

 

 

A. "The Afterlife", by Isaac Asimov

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Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly

Q: What would have been the greatest work of Ego in modern times?

 

A: No, no no! Tuck it IN, not turn it OVER!

 

(trying this one again)

 

Q. How do I install the new death ray?

 

A. Well, that is the kind of deviant thinking that produces slash fic.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Are you aware that you were just eating haggis?

 

Answer: A Rhinestone Jesus Christ with a Ruby Loincloth

 

 

Q. What does Judge Roy Moore of Alabama next plan on adding to the Alabama Supreme Court rotunda?

 

 

A. A pink elephant, the easter bunny, and Seenar's sense of logic.

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Originally posted by OddHat

Q: Quote one line of white middle-class rap.

 

A: It's made entirely of spam.

 

Q. So Rhett, how's your email this morning?

 

A. Well damn... who expected the dinosaurs to stick around for so long...

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Originally posted by Worldmaker

Q. So Rhett, how's your email this morning?

 

A. Well damn... who expected the dinosaurs to stick around for so long...

 

Q: So, the EPA still won't let us build condos in that steamy primordial jungle?

 

A: I can't take this any more, this is like torture with elevator muzak included.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Q: What were the last words spoken by anyone in an Iraqi prison before "confessing"?

 

Answer: A cruise misisle, a condom and the Green Bay Packers

 

Q: Quality like that makes you proud to be an American, don't it? ;)

 

A: Wonder Woman in a starspangled bikini, handing out Baby back ribs.

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Originally posted by austenandrews

Q: Who could simultaneously handle a cruise missile, a condom and the Green Bay Packers?

 

A: Start at the bottom of the list.

 

Q. How ever will we get all these beer atoms sorted?

 

 

A. Like Ursula Andress coming out of the sea in a bikini...

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