White Heat Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes. Quite. Q: You poked the red button that starts the chain reaction that leads to a core meltdown?!?! Are you out of your flippin' mind? A: Actually, I approve of whostruckjohn. It's rannygazoo that gets on my nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually' date=' I approve of whostruckjohn. It's rannygazoo that gets on my nerves.[/quote'] Q: Can you believe that Kerry is asking Congress to launch an investigation on a high school bully that beat him up? I think I'd rather see H. Clinton's "theme" for running New York on musical instruments. What about you? A: Great, I now have the flatulence of ten men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you believe that Kerry is asking Congress to launch an investigation on a high school bully that beat him up? I think I'd rather see H. Clinton's "theme" for running New York on musical instruments. What about you? A: Great, I now have the flatulence of ten men. Q: So I hear your the new sidekick of Fartman. How do you feel? A: The Magic Railway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Magic Railway Q: How did the fairytale creatures escape Lord Farquar? A: A newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A newspaper. Q: So you are The Swatter, Bane of Flies. What is your secret weapon? A: A zebra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you are The Swatter, Bane of Flies. What is your secret weapon? A: A zebra. Q. Alright General please tell us succinctly what the military have spent $2.9 billion on that will revolutionise warfare in the 21st Century ? A. Zornwil ! HEEL ! Corven_Ren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Zornwil ! HEEL ! Q: Who is that honkin' big lizard? Does he have a weak spot? A: No, that would be Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is that honkin' big lizard? Does he have a weak spot? A: No, that would be Tuesday. Q: Is Zornwil going to wreak revenge on the disrespectful participants of the Q&A thread on Wednesday? A: That's cherry-picking, but in this case go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's cherry-picking' date=' but in this case go for it![/quote'] Q: I have the chance to have guilt-free sex with a virgin... what should I do? A: Trouble is my shadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is Zornwil going to wreak revenge on the disrespectful participants of the Q&A thread on Wednesday? A: That's cherry-picking, but in this case go for it! Q: What do you call choosing a sexual partner when surrounded by 100 naked women? A: Damn, I broke a nail on his armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call choosing a sexual partner when surrounded by 100 naked women? A: Damn, I broke a nail on his armor. Q. What bit of dialogue provoked the French to lynch anyone involved in the Hollywood remake of Jeanne D'Arc ? A: Trouble is my shadow Q. What is the favourite quote of cocky Vampires as revealed in our world wide survey ? A. Careful. He has a lemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What bit of dialogue provoked the French to lynch anyone involved in the Hollywood remake of Jeanne D'Arc ? Q. What is the favourite quote of cocky Vampires as revealed in our world wide survey ? A. Careful. He has a lemon Q: Hey isn't that new villain the Juicer? A: look what the cat dragged in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: look what the cat dragged in. Q: Please, stop it! Stop it! Make the memories go away! I was trapped in the alley by hundreds of mice. They crawled up my legs and on my arms and in my hair. They were so filthy. FILTHY! I'm having a nervous breakdown. If I see another rodent again, I'll just freak, I know it! Dang it, I'm panicing here, why are your eyes so big and what are you looking at? A: A fart with a surprise in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A fart with a surprise in it. Q: What's worse than a fart? A: It gives new meaning to the phrase "Caught on the lam." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's worse than a fart? A: It gives new meaning to the phrase "Caught on the lam." Q: Someone has photos of Mightybec and his pet "Little Bo Peep"? A: My 3 favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Someone has photos of Mightybec and his pet "Little Bo Peep"? A: My 3 favorites. Q: What is Hero, Hero an ummm Hero? A: Dr. Destroyer, pacifist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: My 3 favorites. Q: What does a conceited person refer to as "Me, myself and I?" A: That was an inarticulate approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dr. Destroyer' date=' pacifist[/quote'] Q: What are Mr. Ironic's powers good for? A: Toe jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are Mr. Ironic's powers good for? A: Toe jam. Q: What happens when too many people are walking on the freeway? A: That was an inarticulate approach. Q: So I said, "Raaawwrrrrrghh!" and charged him. A: Look, I said I wasn't sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look' date=' I said I wasn't sorry.[/quote'] Q: Now, Timmy, as soon as you apologize to your brother for tying him naked to the front tree by the ant bed and lighting firecrackers, you can have your squash and spinnache, otherwise it's straight to bed with you. Now, what's it going to be? A: My peas and mashed potatoes mixed together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now, Timmy, as soon as you apologize to your brother for tying him naked to the front tree by the ant bed and lighting firecrackers, you can have your squash and spinnache, otherwise it's straight to bed with you. Now, what's it going to be? A: My peas and mashed potatoes mixed together! Q) so how's your new Happy Meal? A) Enough is never too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) so how's your new Happy Meal? A) Enough is never too much. Q. Hugh Hefner now has how many women in his entourage ? A. And that's what happens to bad Zornwil's who defy the will of Klytus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. And that's what happens to bad Zornwil's who defy the will of Klytus Q? What was that bright flash and why is the ground shaking? A. Eclaire Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Eclaire Max Q: Which new super-hero came up with his code name after finishing a delicious dessert? A: His head exploded... only nobody noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Which new super-hero came up with his code name after finishing a delicious dessert? A: His head exploded... only nobody noticed Q. Whatever happened to ex-Senator Jessie Helms ? A. Mightybec is the svengali of the new pop group from American Idol, Two Hot Naked Guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.