Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Mightybec is the svengali of the new pop group from American Idol' date=' Two Hot Naked Guys[/quote'] Q: What happened to make the ratings for American Idol plummet even lower then reruns of Gilligan's Island? A: A live duck, a crown, and some saltpeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to make the ratings for American Idol plummet even lower then reruns of Gilligan's Island? A: A live duck, a crown, and some saltpeter. Q. Now that the Presidential election has ended in a tie what must the two candidates produce via a scavanger hunt in order to become President ? A. You've either got or you haven't got Piles ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Now that the Presidential election has ended in a tie what must the two candidates produce via a scavanger hunt in order to become President ? A. You've either got or you haven't got Piles ! Q: Well ,it's KINDA lumped together in a tower, but not... the clumping isn't quite complete. Can we say we have proto-piles? A: Water Pistols at 50 paces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well ,it's KINDA lumped together in a tower, but not... the clumping isn't quite complete. Can we say we have proto-piles? A: Water Pistols at 50 paces! Q. This is an epoch making decision. We must address this matter with all the seriousness we can muster as future generations will look back at this moment and either curse us for our stupidity or applaud our bravery. So how do we settle this matter finally ? A. Kentucky Fried Canadians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. This is an epoch making decision. We must address this matter with all the seriousness we can muster as future generations will look back at this moment and either curse us for our stupidity or applaud our bravery. So how do we settle this matter finally ? A. Kentucky Fried Canadians Q: So the Southern United States declared WAR on the Province of Alberta? What happened?? A: It hurts when I do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It hurts when I do that. Q: Hermit, why did you stop pounding that nail into your skull? A: Stop saying that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hermit, why did you stop pounding that nail into your skull? A: Stop saying that! Q: (To the tun of Pacwahzits canon)That, that that, that that that that that that that! That! that that, that that that that that that! That tha .. .that that ... A: I have this incredible craving for...cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: (To the tun of Pacwahzits canon)That, that that, that that that that that that that! That! that that, that that that that that that! That tha .. .that that ... A: I have this incredible craving for...cheese. Q. See told you there was no harm in growing a new ear on a mouse before transplanting it onto a human. So how is our patient today ? A. A passing acquaintance with the falsehoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A passing acquaintance with the falsehoods. Q: Describe the vast majority of those who argue politics loudly on the NGD? A: Keeping up with the MacKennzies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe the vast majority of those who argue politics loudly on the NGD? A: Keeping up with the MacKennzies. Q, What TV reality programme prompted the rising of Clan Cameron and the great Haggis debacle of 2004 ? A. A cabbage patch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A cabbage patch Q: WHat sort of bandage do you put on wounded fruit salad? A: Break a peg-leg! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat sort of bandage do you put on wounded fruit salad? A: Break a peg-leg! Q: I'm off to dance in that broadway hit "Pirate Brigade!" Wish me luck? A: I felt as if a thousand voices cried out, and then went '##$#$!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat sort of bandage do you put on wounded fruit salad? A: Break a peg-leg! Q. What is the single most annoying thing you can say to anyone playing a pirate or appearing specifically as Long John Silver ? A. My life as the sex slave of a tyrannical lizard by Bazza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I felt as if a thousand voices cried out' date=' and then went '##$#$!'[/quote'] A. My life as the sex slave of a tyrannical lizard by Bazza Q) Isn't it strange that Hemit posted the first lines of the book Death Tribble was talking about? A) Fur lined Iron Maiden. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Isn't it strange that Hemit posted the first lines of the book Death Tribble was talking about? A) Fur lined Iron Maiden. Q. What article indentified it as Paris Hilton's torture chamber ? A. Like a Honda at a Harley bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What article indentified it as Paris Hilton's torture chamber ? A. Like a Honda at a Harley bar. Q. You think my new dress looks like what? A. We have a tool for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. We have a tool for that. Q: Mightybec has become stuck in a sheep? How do we get hiim out? A: The jaws of defeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mightybec has become stuck in a sheep? How do we get hiim out? A: The jaws of defeat Q. What can you compare almost all of ChuckG's arguments to ? A. That's his unreal face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's his unreal face Q: What is true of every Mightybec avatar? A: Not too many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is true of every Mightybec avatar? A: Not too many Q. Oh Goody ! How many of your ribs do I get to break with this hammer ? A. The Dreaded Beer of Olde Boston Town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oh Goody ! How many of your ribs do I get to break with this hammer ? A. The Dreaded Beer of Olde Boston Town Q. and so now I need what to put the ultimate shine and protective coat on my new car finish? A. Three empty Coke cans, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and a Dream Journal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. and so now I need what to put the ultimate shine and protective coat on my new car finish? A. Three empty Coke cans, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and a Dream Journal. Q: What sort of meal does Harvy the Goat eat? A: You can come peacefully and intact OR I can drag you in with a bunch of broken bones. Your choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. and so now I need what to put the ultimate shine and protective coat on my new car finish? A. Three empty Coke cans, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and a Dream Journal. Q. What won't you find in the holiday home of John Kerry but will in Donald Trump's downtown apartment ? A: You can come peacefully and intact OR I can drag you in with a bunch of broken bones. Your choice Q. What wording by the Los Angeles Police has the ACLU thinking that Daryl Gates is back ? A. The second to last straw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The second to last straw Q: How close am I to the last straw? A: Jesus of Oregon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How close am I to the last straw? A: Jesus of Oregon Q: Is that a 50ft tall statue made of plexiglass? What IS that? A: Believe me, I've thought it over and I'm thouroughly intimidated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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