death tribble Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that a 50ft tall statue made of plexiglass? What IS that? A: Believe me, I've thought it over and I'm thouroughly intimidated. Q. You can't really be intimidated of Dr Destroyer after he's just killed the entire JLA and Avengers and his armour is not even scratched ? A. Curse you Hermit ! Curse you Klytus ! Curse you Enforcer84 ! Curse you Tim ! Curse you Kirby ! Curse you Red Eagle ! All of you leave my poor answer alone ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You can't really be intimidated of Dr Destroyer after he's just killed the entire JLA and Avengers and his armour is not even scratched ? A. Curse you Hermit ! Curse you Klytus ! Curse you Enforcer84 ! Curse you Tim ! Curse you Kirby ! Curse you Red Eagle ! All of you leave my poor answer alone ! Q: Hey little answer, want some candy? heh heh...*dirty old man laugh* A: Except in Iowa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Except in Iowa Q. It's legal to marry a consenting duck where? A. a string of red, a candle pink, and all the things to make you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Except in Iowa Q. It's legal to marry a consenting duck where? A. a string of red, a candle pink, and all the things to make you think. Q: How did Willow start her studying while she was a witch? A: It's just the standard, doubled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Willow start her studying while she was a witch? A: It's just the standard, doubled. Q) The Treasure reward for a Dragon is...? A) Intellectual Midget, physical Giant, financial wizard, and Sports Icon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) The Treasure reward for a Dragon is...? A) Intellectual Midget, physical Giant, financial wizard, and Sports Icon. Q: How would you describe George Foreman? A: Crazily enough, He did jump naked into a vat of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you describe George Foreman? A: Crazily enough, He did jump naked into a vat of chocolate. Q) What did Tommy do before yelling "FIRE!"? A) Gnus are more fierce than Pumas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What did Tommy do before yelling "FIRE!"? A) Gnus are more fierce than Pumas. Q: Why do Anna and Uni always have plenty of Firearms? A: You didn't get that last reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do Anna and Uni always have plenty of Firearms? A: You didn't get that last reference. Q: Did you just call me a spartan vandal in search of a Chinese path through strange lands???? A: The dog is barking something fierce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you just call me a spartan vandal in search of a Chinese path through strange lands???? A: The dog is barking something fierce. Q) How do you know the Wendingo is near? A) Fire Haphazzard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Fire Haphazzard. Q: How would you define one of Rage's fire-breathing shows? A: Wizards don’t do battletanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How would you define one of Rage's fire-breathing shows? A: Wizards don’t do battletanks. Q: Gandalf, you must take out that mechanical beast before he destroys all of Rohan! A: We always have a selection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: We always have a selection. Q: Are you telling me I either have to select your exhorbant prices or select to go elsewhere? A: I don't know. It's like pro and con are opposites, but progress is somehow not the opposite of Congress. Go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know. It's like pro and con are opposites' date=' but progress is somehow not the opposite of Congress. Go figure.[/quote'] Q. Did you understand what that last show on CSPAN was about? A. x+y = 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Did you understand what that last show on CSPAN was about? A. x+y = 5 Q. How can you sum up the way I feel about you ? A. Much binding in the marsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Much binding in the marsh Q? What is a funny placed to be stationed at in the RAF? A. It's wrinked and purple. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q? What is a funny placed to be stationed at in the RAF? A. It's wrinked and purple. Q: Why are you going to the hospital? You just smashed it in a door. A: CD DVD ABC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you going to the hospital? You just smashed it in a door. A: CD DVD ABC Q. What is the name of the new robot George Lucas is introducing in Revenge of the Sith that will make Jar Jar Binks look like a creation of Shakespeare ? A. True it doesn't pay much but I get to sleep with Tim, so result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the name of the new robot George Lucas is introducing in Revenge of the Sith that will make Jar Jar Binks look like a creation of Shakespeare ? A. True it doesn't pay much but I get to sleep with Tim, so result. Q: WHy are you quitting your job and moving to Cape, Kara? (kidding) A: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy are you quitting your job and moving to Cape, Kara? (kidding) A: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Q. What phrase sounds menacing coming from Bruce Banner but lamentable coming from Pee Wee Herman ? A. The Triumph of Ben Over the Posters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Triumph of Ben Over the Posters Q. No negative rep! What the? A. Smirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. No negative rep! What the? A. Smirk Q. How would you describe the weather over Los Angeles at the moment ? A. About as likely as Skaramine drooling over a lady's derringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. About as likely as Skaramine drooling over a lady's derringer Q. What's the chance of seeing poltergeist activity tonight? A. Twilight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Twilight Q: What is your favorite zone? A:Toads, vermin, and other loathsome things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your favorite zone? A:Toads, vermin, and other loathsome things. Q. WHAT did you find in his underpants ? A. And then Von D-Man was revealed to actually be Falcon. Which wasn't nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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