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Q: Is that a 50ft tall statue made of plexiglass? What IS that?

 

A: Believe me, I've thought it over and I'm thouroughly intimidated.

Q. You can't really be intimidated of Dr Destroyer after he's just killed the entire JLA and Avengers and his armour is not even scratched ?

 

A. Curse you Hermit ! Curse you Klytus ! Curse you Enforcer84 ! Curse you Tim ! Curse you Kirby ! Curse you Red Eagle ! All of you leave my poor answer alone !

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Q. You can't really be intimidated of Dr Destroyer after he's just killed the entire JLA and Avengers and his armour is not even scratched ?

 

A. Curse you Hermit ! Curse you Klytus ! Curse you Enforcer84 ! Curse you Tim ! Curse you Kirby ! Curse you Red Eagle ! All of you leave my poor answer alone !

 

Q: Hey little answer, want some candy?

heh heh...*dirty old man laugh*

 

A: Except in Iowa.

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A: Except in Iowa

Q. It's legal to marry a consenting duck where?

 

A. a string of red, a candle pink, and all the things to make you think.

 

Q: How did Willow start her studying while she was a witch?

 

A: It's just the standard, doubled.

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Q: How would you define one of Rage's fire-breathing shows?

 

A: Wizards don’t do battletanks.

 

Q: Gandalf, you must take out that mechanical beast before he destroys all of Rohan!

 

A: We always have a selection.

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A: We always have a selection.

Q: Are you telling me I either have to select your exhorbant prices or select to go elsewhere?

 

A: I don't know. It's like pro and con are opposites, but progress is somehow not the opposite of Congress. Go figure.

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Q: Why are you going to the hospital? You just smashed it in a door.

 

A: CD DVD ABC

Q. What is the name of the new robot George Lucas is introducing in Revenge of the Sith that will make Jar Jar Binks look like a creation of Shakespeare ?

 

A. True it doesn't pay much but I get to sleep with Tim, so result.

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Q. What is the name of the new robot George Lucas is introducing in Revenge of the Sith that will make Jar Jar Binks look like a creation of Shakespeare ?

 

A. True it doesn't pay much but I get to sleep with Tim, so result.

 

Q: WHy are you quitting your job and moving to Cape, Kara? (kidding)

 

A: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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