red_eagle123 Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. And then Von D-Man was revealed to actually be Falcon. Which wasn't nice. Q: So far in Avengers Disassembled we've had some members die and two invasions of Avengers Mansion. What's next? A: Taking pot shots at me with that Egg-cannon will not solve the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So far in Avengers Disassembled we've had some members die and two invasions of Avengers Mansion. What's next? A: Taking pot shots at me with that Egg-cannon will not solve the problem. Q. What utterance from the floor of the Senate informed the Champions that Clown had infiltrated the chamber and was trying to influence politics ? A. The Presents Revolt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Presents Revolt Q: What's the subtitle for the new Santa Clause movie? A: Oh no, not again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the subtitle for the new Santa Clause movie? A: Oh no, not again. Q. Oh look dear, haven't you've just given birth to the anti-Christ ? A. You'll find us all doing the Lambeth walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oh look dear, haven't you've just given birth to the anti-Christ ? A. You'll find us all doing the Lambeth walk Q. How do you stay in shape between gaming sessions? A. I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! (if I can find a pic small enough!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How do you stay in shape between gaming sessions? A. I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! (if I can find a pic small enough!) Q. So triple headed beast of Zorg what dost thou need for thy conquest of e-mail message boards ? A. The depths of perfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So triple headed beast of Zorg what dost thou need for thy conquest of e-mail message boards ? A. The depths of perfection Q. So, Rebecca, how would you describe your daughter? A. But it's allmost time for me to get to work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, Rebecca, how would you describe your daughter? A. But it's allmost time for me to get to work! Q. How about you strut your funky stuff for the next President of these United States ? A. That's what piranhas do to people who mispell their name and imply they would ever be vegetarians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's what piranhas do to people who mispell their name and imply they would ever be vegetarians. Q: What are all these little teeth marks on his skeleton anyway? A: It's about thirty feet long, and stiff as a board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are all these little teeth marks on his skeleton anyway? A: It's about thirty feet long, and stiff as a board. Q: Oh my god, a shipment of viagra broke open, and poisoned that whale, causing it to beach itself? How's it doing? A: The other, OTHER white meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Oh my god, a shipment of viagra broke open, and poisoned that whale, causing it to beach itself? How's it doing? A: The other, OTHER white meat. Q. All my senses are assailed by it but none can comprehend it all responding to it with horror. What in the name of all that was holy is IT ? A. New York Loves Communism Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. New York Loves Communism Day Q: So what new and exciting addition to your Communist Propoganda collection do you have to show me today? A: Out Out Brown Cow, and never again be seen in the light of day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what new and exciting addition to your Communist Propoganda collection do you have to show me today? A: Out Out Brown Cow, and never again be seen in the light of day Q. What did Hale Berry's ex-husband say to her that made her get a divorce ? A. He has been decorated many times for his extreme cowardice. You should be proud of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did Hale Berry's ex-husband say to her that made her get a divorce ? A. He has been decorated many times for his extreme cowardice. You should be proud of him. Q: My no good son Shaggy and that darned dog of his, what use is he? A: I stole the baby! I stole it while he was taking a pee pee! (love that movie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My no good son Shaggy and that darned dog of his, what use is he? A: I stole the baby! I stole it while he was taking a pee pee! (love that movie) Q: What does a Kobold yell as it runs to King Torg? (all Hail King Torg!) (Kobolds ate my baby) A: Those policies have been tried and found guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does a Kobold yell as it runs to King Torg? (all Hail King Torg!) (Kobolds ate my baby) A: Those policies have been tried and found guilty. Q) I am sorry, but wasn't beheading the customers against company policy? A) Wow. I am almost speechless. Aside... Tim, where do you live? I had some friends who played a "Kobolds ate my baby" game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Wow. I am almost speechless. Q: Did you know you were almost nominated for an Oscar? A: It's as easy as falling off a log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know you were almost nominated for an Oscar? A: It's as easy as falling off a log. Q: Excuse me Dr. Destroyer, how does one become a meniacal genius? A: Damn, I got goblin stuck on the bottom of my boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Damn, I got goblin stuck on the bottom of my boots. Q: Why do you think other creatures are using The Giant's Road, Goliath? A: cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria. to Enforcer84: I live in Cape Girardeau, MO. bout 1.5 hours south of St. Louis. A freind has run several demos for Kobolds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think other creatures are using The Giant's Road, Goliath? A: cats and dogs, living together, mass hysteria. Q: What would happen if druids tokk over the world? A: love at 1st sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: love at 1st sight. Q: How did Skaramine fall in look with the female clerk at the gunshop? A: I could name you a half dozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I could name you a half dozen. Q: Can you name six places to do this thing at? A: A devil in the buff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A devil in the buff Q: What is a scarrier theme than Rosanne as a devil in the blue dress? A: Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is a scarrier theme than Rosanne as a devil in the blue dress? A: Yes. Q: So, you flew your space ship towards the blackhole then pulled back attempting to sling shot around it and escape the event horizon. HOWEVER, you didn't see soda someone had left near the console, so it spilled over causing the ship's AI to go insane. You didn't have enough time for a full therapy session, so all seemed lost until you wished on your lucky rabbit's foot, and as you were torn THROUGH the hole... all matter was destroyed and compressed, but YOU were not only propelled into this alternate universe, but kept safe, the only things you lost were you clothes and that's how you ended up nude in a public park? A: No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No. Q: Can't you ever say "yes"? A: Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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