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Q: If I were hanging by a thread off of a cliff, would you save me?

 

A: Perhaps, if I get paid for it.

 

Q: I must find some way to dispose of Bazza and none be the wiser, can no one help me in removing the Aussie menace??

 

A: Building a better yesterday, tomorrow.

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Q: What's Rachel's pet name for Jackalope?

 

A: Yeah, sure, but what about the oompa-loompas?

 

Q: So by dropping the chocolate bomb on the Wonka factory, we will destroy him and his candy!

 

A: That is totally called for.

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Q: Did somebody order a pizza?

 

A: Somebody let the cat out of the bag.

 

 

Q: Dr. Schroedinger, why are you crying?

 

A: The Purpleman group

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Q: What do you call the Blueman Group when they are red in the face?

 

A: We are the knights that go "Kick'em-in-the-knee!"

 

 

Q: Man look at all the kobold's in armor. What do you call yourselves?

 

A: My life as a teenage ogre.

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Q: What is the subtitle for the new Shrek prequel called?

 

A: Pin the tall tale on the jackass penguin.

 

Q: Holy Birthday party Batman what's that game called?

 

A: Purple Pumpkin Eater

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q) So what is your archfoe's name Peter Peter?

 

 

A) Abertaxzes, the devil prince of Income taxation.

 

 

Q: So WOTC's Monster Manuals are scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh. What's the worst in their last one?

 

A: Brandishing Kerry

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Q: What's the newest slang for bragging about yourself?

 

A: A sister for Sarah's mule.

 

 

Q: Why did you want your mule to "ride" my horse?

 

A: Bubba Ho-down

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Q: Why did you want your mule to "ride" my horse?

 

A: Bubba Ho-down

 

Q: What movie wasn't quite up to the standard set by Bubba Ho-Tep?

 

A: Dude, you are so screwed it isn't even funny. No, strike that, it is. Mah Ha Ha Ha!

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A: Dude' date=' you are so screwed it isn't funny. No, strike that, it [i']is.[/i] Mah Ha Ha Ha!

Q: Man, I just had the worst dream about aliens and probes. Who's that behind me? Hey, what's so funny?

 

A: That's just wrong.

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Q: Man, I just had the worst dream about aliens and probes. Who's that behind me? Hey, what's so funny?

 

A: That's just wrong.

 

 

Q: Does 2+2 equal 5?

 

A: Water, water, everywhere; It makes me want to pee.

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A: Water' date=' water, everywhere; It makes me want to pee.[/quote']

Q: Why do aquariums that sponsor grade-school field trips need more bathrooms?

 

A: It was a scabbard

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Q: Why do aquariums that sponsor grade-school field trips need more bathrooms?

 

A: It was a scabbard

 

 

Q: So the victim wasn't stabbed by a sword?

 

A: A jury of his peirs

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Q: Who makes fun of the first kid to go out on a spelling bee?

 

A: I think you know the answer to that.

Q. Why did you vote yourself a massive pay increase when you took over the government Evil Von D-Man ?

 

A: He's got darts in his butcheeks!

Q. Why isn't Dick Cheney sitting down after that meeting with the President in the grounds of the White House ?

 

A. One more word out of you and I'll perform another unnecessary surgery

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Q. Why did you vote yourself a massive pay increase when you took over the government Evil Von D-Man ?

 

 

Q. Why isn't Dick Cheney sitting down after that meeting with the President in the grounds of the White House ?

 

A. One more word out of you and I'll perform another unnecessary surgery

Q) You can take my legs, but you'll never take my Freedom!

 

 

A) Spandex Man!

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